Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre – Chapter 4
Once more the
worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
collide in the ring. However this time its a little different.
This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The
stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the
brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only
available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines Day
Massacre!
All right, the
next contest is between Libbys boyfriend Sheen and A.J.s
girlfriend Trixie! This match (like the last one) is one fall to a
finish and all normal match rules apply. Can Trixie continue the
momentum that Veronica and Betty have built up, or can Sheen bring
the hammer down and get a win for the guys? Read on to find out!
Disclaimer is in chapter one.
Bell rings
Trixie starts off
the contest with a sudden headlock that turns into a delayed vertical
suplex. She didnt follow up, but only gave a befuddled Sheen a
devious smile. Sheen quickly got to his feet, and the two locked up.
Sheen won the struggle and hit a scoop slam. This time it was Sheen
who gave the smile to a stunned Trixie.
It would seem
that these two are playing a game of Can You Top This early in
the contest. Both of them are looking for the other to blink first.
This is going to be an interesting contest to say the least.
Eustace commented.
Their styles are
so similar that this is going to be too close to call Eustace. Trixie
has a solid ground game that she compliments with an extraordinary
aerial attack. Sheen can ground and pound with the best of them, and
has been known to take to the air when the need arises. I think this
will come down to who can wear out their opponent, then hit their
finisher first. Wanda replied.
Trixie shook off the
cobwebs, and the two locked up again. Using his power and leverage
advantage, Sheen was able to power the brunette back into the far
corner. He drove his shoulder into her midsection twice, then held
her up do deliver a series of knife edge chops to her chest, each
chop followed by a loud WHOOO! from the audience.
After the fourth
chop, Sheen backed up and let Trixie stagger out of the corner. He
bounced off the far ropes and nailed a thunderous clothesline. He
went for the pin, and got the first near fall of the contest. Not
content with the near victory, Sheen pressed onward, whipping Trixie
into the far ropes and executing a drop toe hold that led into a
single leg Boston Crab submission. Trixie yelled and shook her head
side to side in a no signal, using her upper body strength to
crawl to the bottom rope for the break.
This seems to be
turning into a mat classic as it were. I expected this out of
Estevez, but I sure didnt expect to see it out of Tang! Eustace
commented.
After holding on for
a four count, Sheen released the hold. He stared down the referee
before locking in another headlock, but this time Trixie had seen it
coming and countered into a belly to back suplex and floated over
into a two count from the referee.
The frustration
building, Trixie mounted Sheen and pummeled him with a constant
flurry of lefts and rights. The referee pulled her off and admonished
her. Noticing that Sheen was still down, Trixie climbed up to the
second rope and hit a seated senton. Again she went for the pin, but
Sheen got his foot on the bottom rope before the three count.
Trixie has the
advantage, but she needs to keep her head on straight. She doesnt
want to lose this contest via disqualification. Wanda quipped.
Trixie drug Sheen to
a knee, where he began to put his fist into her midsection. She let
him go and doubled over in pain. This allowed Sheen to throw himself
off the ropes and hit a blockbuster neck breaker. Rolling her onto
her back, Sheen hit a leg drop, then a quick elbow drop to gain a two
count.
Both slowly got to
their feet, and Trixie regained the advantage with a suspicious kick
that looked like it was below the belt, but the ref said that it was
clean. She hooked him up and delivered a snap vertical suplex.
Following up with an Irish Whip, Trixie nailed Sheen with a picture
perfect dropkick as Sheen rebounded off the ropes.
The end may be
near for Sheen as Trixie seems to have fired up and is hitting on all
cylinders. How much more punishment can Sheen take before he goes do
for the three? Eustace called.
Trixie backed up
into the far corner and set up for her finisher, a move she calls the
Trix-Kick. Sheen, on spaghetti legs wobbles up and Trixie goes
for itand misses as Sheen ducks at the last moment. As Trixie
spins 180 degrees, Sheen is able to put a boot into her midsection
and then able to hit a desperation scissors kick to the back of her
head.
He straddles her
back and lifts her head, hitting a series of forearm cross faces in
an attempt to incapacitate Trixie. She is finally able to block and
flip Sheen onto his back for a surprising two and a half count. The
two get back to a vertical base, where they lock up and Trixie goes
for another suplex, but Sheen uses his leg to block and hits one of
his own.
Just when you
think one of these competitors has the advantage, the other springs
up and snatches it right back! For the life of me, I didnt, and
Im sure Sheen didnt expect this type of match out of the
normally risk taking, high flying Trixie Tang! Wanda yelled.
The two were flat on
their backs trying to regain their got to a knee, while
Sheen used the middle rope for leverage. He gets to his feet first
and nails a staggered Trixie with a running enzugiri and seemingly
got the knockout shot he was looking for. However, the kick sent
Trixie too close to the ropes and she was able to grasp them at the
final moment.
He kicked the bottom
rope out of frustration. He went over to the far corner and got down
in a three point stance. When Trixie got to her feet, he rushed her,
but Trixie moved and Sheen went shoulder first into the steel ring
post.
When Sheen staggered
out, Trixie had set up and finally hit her patented Trix-Kick. Sheen
went down in a heap and she leaped on top of him, only to be shocked
when his right shoulder shot off the canvas at two and three
quarters.
Sheen Estevez is
the first person to ever kick out of the Trix-Kick! Trixie is in
shock! Eustace nearly screamed.
Trixie leaped to her
feet to argue with the referee, allowing Sheen time to collect
himself. She shoved the referee before turning right into a kick to
the stomach, which led to Sheen lifting her up and hitting his
finisher: the Sheeven Flow DDT. Sheen crawled over and draped an arm
over Trixie to get the one-two-three.
Here is your
winner: SHEEN ESTEVEZ! Chet announced.
Trixie went after
the ref and it cost her big time! Sheen hits his Sheeven Flow DDT for
the win, at least in my opinion for the moment nullifying most of the
momentum the girls had built up in the previous matches! Wanda
called.
Im not sure
what was going through her mind when she went after the official, but
youre right in saying it cost her. Estevez showed a lot of guts
and heart by kicking out of that Trix-Kick, something not even her
good friends Tootie McDonald or Timmy Turner can say! I must admit I
am impressed with what Sheen showed us here tonight. Eustace said.
Well, lets
head backstage and see if Sanjay has recovered from that assault from
Cindy.
Backstage
Yes I have Wanda,
but Im not sure about my next guest. Ladies and gentlemen, alien
Princess Mandie. I must ask, why are you here tonight?
Mandie enters the
shot and stares down the now frightened Sanjay.
I was asked to be
here by the one named Timmy Turner to serve in a special capacity.
Not much was said about what I was doing, only that it involved my
fiance Mark Chang. Now, is there anything else you want to ask, or
can I go prepare for my role here tonight?
Sanjay is too
frightened to speak, he just nods his head no. Mandie gives him
one last death glare before heading off in the other direction.
Before the camera goes back to the announce team, you can hear Sanjay
utter They dont pay me enough for this
Back at ringside
Ok, were back!
We apologize for Sanjays near slip of the tounge. Back to his
guest, I cant believe that Mandie is here by invitation of Timmy!
I wonder what role he has in mind for that psychotic alien
she-devil. Wanda said.
I dont know,
but she said something about Mark Chang, and I know he is scheduled
for a match here tonight, but his opponent wasnt named when the
card was released. I have to wonder if she isnt the mystery
opponent for Chang here tonight. Eustace replied.
Back to the here
and now, the upcoming match is going to be a doozy in my estimation.
This will be my first time calling a Tables match, and it seems I got
a good draw. Wanda said.
Ive also never
had the pleasure of calling one of these matches, but I did my
homework, and these matches always seem to end in a car wreck type
atmosphere. I cant wait for this! Eustace quipped.
Ladies and
Gentlemen, the following contest is a Tables Match! The only way to
win is to put your opponent through the table!
Suddenly, the lights
go out in the arena, except for an eerie blue spotlight on the
entranceway. The song Hells Bells by AC/DC begins to play.
Introducing
first: From Dimmsdale, CaliforniaVICKY MCDONALD!
Vicky emerges from
the fog, and becomes the first participant to get a negative
response. Chants of Icky Vicky ring out from both sides,
however they are louder coming from the Dimmsdale contingent.
No surprise at
the reception that Vicky is getting here. She has made so many people
suffer and made so many enemies in her short life that she had to
expect nothing less then this. Wanda said.
She walks to the
ring clad in her normal green t-shirt and black jeans combo as well
as her trademark ponytail firmly in place. She slides into the ring,
then gives the crowd on all four sides the middle finger in response
to the unflattering chants directed her way.
The lights come back
on, and the song Bye, Bye, Bye by N Sync begins to play.
Her opponent:
From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 149lbs.: CHIP SKYLARK!
Chip receives a
decidedly different response then Vicky did. There are shrill screams
coming from all over the arena as he makes his way to the ring
shirtless with denim jeans and tennis shoes on. The screams become
louder as he enters the ring and does many of his trademark poses.
Skylark still
seems too laid back about this dangerous match. Does he have an ace
up his sleeve that we dont know about? Eustace asked.
Im not sure,
but I have heard reports that he has been training hard ever since
the match was announced, so maybe that is the reason hes acting so
cool about this. Wanda replied.
After he is done
posing, Chip makes his way to the middle of the ring to hear the
instructions from the referee. After checking both for hidden
weapons, the referee ducks to the outside and calls for the bell.
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