Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Pixie CoOwned Chapter 2
A/N: WHOOT! I actually am quiet surprised at the response I got with this story, me and Alex thought it wouldnt be as awesome as it has been, but with the many Story Alerts, Favs, and Reviews, well I just cant deny the reader when they wantready for it. CHAPTER TWO! Well here ya go, better not let you people wait!
Disclaimer: I now own Kaitlyn, Carolyn, Alex, Alan, Melanie AND Maddieeveryone else belongs to Butch Hartmanmoo
Summary: The government issues tests and a new evil secretary is hired. The tests are pretty tricky, and whoever beats the other gets gloating rightsthe clock starts now. Get writing.
Chapter 2: Examination Nation
Is this the new batch of interns? high pitched and confused
Yes, pathetic isnt it? monotone with a hint of a sneer
I know, lets send them to the underground hell hole we send all the interns! Kaitlyn suggested happily, clapping her hands together.
Sounds like an idea to me, their as annoying as flies sometimes Sanderson agreed, pressing a large red button that sat on his desk.
The floor shook and a giant square of the dark colored linoleum floor opened up and sucked the offending interns to the underground hell hole with the rest of the interns. Screams of pain an agony issued up from the bowels of fire, the floor closed cutting of the screams with a deafening pop
Kaitlyn sat back in the chair behind her desk and smiled to herself. She placed her hands behind her head and closed her eyes in contentment.
Well that made my day
It wasfunI suppose, interns are always fun to destroy Sanderson smiled and sat down in his chair as well, leaning foreword on the desk and watching as the other assistant twirled in her chair with interest. She could be so carefree yet so complexit was quiet intriguing. He rested his head in his hands and smiled to himself, watching her twirl through the open door, the door and wall that separated the two offices from each other. His emotion confused the other. Kaitlyn stared as she twirled, everything was blurred, but she could see the defined smirk or smile, his sporadic emotion sent her mind reeling, but it was mostly because he usually hid his eyes behind those dark sunglasses. Your eyes can tell what your thinking, your frown or smile cant.
She slowed her twirling to an abrupt halt, she pulled out a memo from onto of a towering pile of memos, notes, and other things Alex wanted her to do for that dayor from last week. She read the note and threw it over at Sanderson who caught it effortless and scanned it over.
New secretary? he murmured, his brows furrowed.
Alex thinks its a good idea, and I think Hp kind of agreed, they need more help then just us, and we need someone to answer stupid phone calls. We cant do everything she shrugged, she grabbed the memo back and proceeded to burn it with the tip of her cell phone, watching the smoke and the fire curl together as it began to rise.
Sanderson looked swiftly away from the mesmerizing state Kaitlyn was in and looked at his laptop. He read his emails, filed whatever had to be filed, and did all the work Hp had assigned him once he got to work, he had nothing left to do. He went about cleaning up his space, which was clean anyway but he decided it needed some tidying anyway. Compared to Kaitlyns deskanything was tidy.
Her desk was the equivalent of a tornado, papers everywhere, pencils scattered on the desk and floor, food stuck in the bottom of the desk. Yet, she could still work in the horrible condition, he admired her for that, and she admired his obsessive compulsive cleaning nature. Both admired each otherwho knew?
Outside the office the sky turned dark, birds and other animals scattered and the rain began to pour. A single fairy, now drenched, hair and clothes clinging to her body stood outside the large building, she smirked evilly. That would be the last smirk she would ever giveto anyone.
Kaitlyn looked out the window and scowled, she liked the rain but it came on too suddenly, it seriously harshed her mellow. Sanderson turned his head to stare at the rain pelting against the window, creating a thick sheet of water, blurring and liquefying anything outside.
A dripping figure appeared outside of the offices; both Kaitlyn and Sanderson looked at each other, before opening their two separate doors and into the cubical inhabited office. The figures head was looking down at the floor, but her eyes glared up at them from half lidded eyes. She pulled out her wand and dried herself off, the damp hair was now bushy and slightly dirty blonde, and the clothes of course were gray, except a t-shirt instead of a suit jacket. She looked up, ice blue eyes bore into the dark blue and glassed covered eyes, making the assistants extremely self conscience and uncomfortable. She pulled out a sheet of paper from her pocket and handed the crumpled note to Kaitlyn. The brown and pink haired girl un-folded the paper and smoothed it out.
I have requested to from the Hpwell the female HpIm Maddie the new secretary lighting flashed, she glared angrily at the sky, STOP FOLLOWING ME CLOUDS! her loud voice echoed off the walls, and Kaitlyn jumped into Sanderson arms and trembled.
Well, shes exactly what Alex would have asked for, ruthless, evil, talks to random thunder storms Kaitlyn stammered, shivering to much from fear to control her voice.
Hp would have asked for her too Sanderson admitted, shaking slightly, both from fear and from holding Kaitlyn.
Maddie poofed a desk in front of the separated offices and sat down behind her chair, she placed the head set in her ear so the mic was just near her mouth, and patiently clasped her hands together on the desk. The phone beeped, she pressed the button and began having an almost civil conversation.
NoI dont think so, you need an appointment and since you dont have one you cant see them. Well yano what, fuck you! Go die in a hole whoever you areand I hope rabid donkeys feed on your carcass! she turned the head set off, and glowered down at the now smoldering phone.
Oh yes, exactly what the Hp would want
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Alex sat quietly behind the pink desk and smiled, she flipped through the current issue of the Pixie Times laughing at the illiterate articles and glowering down at the ones that portrayed her in a lighting that was less enjoyable then she would have liked. She threw the copy down onto the desk in a huff; the paper wasnt as interesting as it was last week. She sighed and signed onto her computer, today was an off day, which usually meant she didnt do any worknot like she worked any other day.
She pinged a nail file into her hand and began filing her nail happily, humming in contentment. The storm outside hadnt clamed down, it just seemed to pick up; the rain was blasting into the windows creating a hazardous rhythm. Alex yawned sleepily, more or less from boredom and stared out into the wetness with half lidded eyes.
A sharp knock at the door brought her from the world of contentment, back to the real world. She scowled at the door.
Who dare disturb me? While Im contenting! the door opened, and the fairy girl floated in. she placed a piece of yellow paper on the Hps desk and floated there. Alex raised an eye brow but picked the paper up anyway, quickly reading it over.
Standardized testingwho the hell made up this shit? And who are you? she questioned, staring down at the fairy.
Im Maddie, the new secretary, and the government issued these tests she replied moodily, crossing her arms and glaring straight ahead.
Hp stuck his head out from the janitors closet and frowned.
Government tests? But why, whats the purpose of them? he asked casually, not noticing the aggravated expression plastered all over Maddies face.
She picked up a pen sitting neatly in Alexs pen holder and snapped it in too, growling slightly as the ink dripped and splattered everywhere. Hps purple eyes went wide; he slowly slunk back into the confinements of his janitors closet and shuddered.
Ok thennever mind
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The board room was packed with the Pixie Co head staff, the other board rooms and offices contained the less known of staff, and the mailroom had the mail guy who never left. Tension filled the atmosphere, it was so thick, and not even a knife could cut it. Three long desks were set up in the room, guys on one side of the desk, girls on the other. Alex had Carolyn and Kaitlyn on either side of her, Carolyn scanned the room warily, looking overly bored, twirling the pencil in front of her on the desk. Kaitlyn was biting her nails nervously. Alex smacked her upside the head and scolded her for being such a weirdo.
Hp seemed happily at ease with the current situation, beside him was Norm and Sanderson, both of whom looked almost as at ease as he was. Alan sat at the very back, leaning back in his chair, his feet on the desk, taking swig after swig of the ever plentiful beer.
Does that thing EVER empty? Kaitlyn asked in slight disgust, steering at the janitor with distain.
You kiddingevery time it hits the bottom, it fills back up again he pointed at the bottle and smiled, This right here, is the greatest invention ever made he took another swig, just to emphasize his point and leaned foreword onto the desk. His dark brown hair fell into his eyes and he smirked drunkenly at the staff.
Why exactly is he herehe doesnt do anything Hp complained, muttering to Sanderson
Hes cheap, doesnt complain and we dont actually have to pay him, we let him sleep here and drink himself into a stuporhes the best we could get Sanderson replied confidently.
Perfect he muttered sullenly.
Maddie stood at the front of the room with a stack of papers and a bull horn. She set the papers down onto the desk with a loud thump, making the others jump, and turned on the bull horn.
Alright, you have two hours to complete this test, answer to the best of your abilities, no answer is a stupid answer, yada yada excreta, ok begin
She handed out the test packages and the staff began.
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It was an hour and a half into the test, and the staff was scrambling. Alex was chewing nervously on the eraser of her pencil, scowling down at the pink scuffed paper in front of her. Kaitlyn placed a hand in front of her eyes, and zoomed through the rest of the test, randomly circling and filling in certain questions.
Melanie was the only one who looked calm, her hands neatly folded over the stack of completed papers. Usually, she would sleep with whoever she had to, just to get out of doing tasks that she deemed unsuitable for her. Today however, the government wasnt seduced by her extremely low cut top and high skirt, nothe government apparently didnt look too kindly on whores.
She was now humming quietly to herself, watching in hidden delight as the rest of her colleges rushed and raced to finish the multiple choice test. She tapped her manicured nails on the table and bobbed her head, which caused her blondish brown ponytail to bob with it.
Carolyn glared in her direction, looking up from the shredded test that she held in her fists. Melanie just gave her a slightly confused smile, and turned back to her ignorance of the tense atmosphere.
Heyhey Sandersonwhat did you put for question 29? Norm whispered across the table, earning a stern look from Maddie and a aggravated one from Hp.
The ebony haired pixies head shot up from his test to look over at Norms blank answer. I put Dnone of the above he said proudly, his voice low
But its not multiple choice! Its What part of your body looks like a cucumber? how am I supposed to answer that! Norm whispered back, slightly peeved at the answer he received
Just put Dyou cant go wrong with none of the above
Would you two shut up so I can concentrate! Hp whispered back hotly, both looked at each other and quickly when back to their tests. Hp looked over at Norm and saw him write D on the space and move on.
Hp had one page left of the test left, most of the questions were personal, very personal, but all in all he believed he aced the test completely. He looked down at the question and paused, his eyes turned to slits and his mouth turned into a scowl.
What are your feelings about Alex? what the hell kind of question was that!
Hp growled and skipped it, hopping that that answer wouldnt cost him the test.
Alex paused at the same question. What do you think about Hp? Alex looked from side to side; she glanced nervously down at the paper and promptly put an X through that whole page. That was enough of that nonsense.
A loud snore from the back of the room snapped Maddie from her trance, she slammed the book she was reading shut and stared out at the staff.
Ok test over hand em foreword! she called, holding her hand out and making a grabby motion.
But we have fifteen minutes left!
HAND THEM FOREWORD! tests flew into her hands as she screamed, she smirked happily. She went over to where the snoring was coming from, and ripped the drool covered test from underneath Alans head. The janitor didnt even stir; so far into his drunken state of coma he probably didnt even feel it.
OkIm going to tallythe Tests! Maddie stated, she sat at her desk and ran her wand over the pages.
The whole room was silent.
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SNORE
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Maddie stacked the tests neatly back onto her desk and looked calmly over to the eagerly awaiting staff.
Well it was a close onea little too close if you ask me; the passing mark was 50. But since SOMEONE decided to drink himself into a coma she paused as Alan waved apologetically at her from the back, The girls passed with a 51 and the guys failed with a 49. Ok you all happy now? Get out She pointed to the door and the staff filed out behind one another.
You cheated you bitch!
EXCUSE ME! Alex whirled around, eyes aflame with anger.
You heard me, you cheated, thats the only way you and your girls could ever phantom to beat us! Hp declared hotly, using air quotes when he said girls/ Alex pushed a finger into his chest and sneered
Youre just jealous that we beat you. Maybe if you controlled your janitors drinking habits, you wouldnt have that little failing problem she stated, venom dripping from her voice.
I SAID I WAS SORRY! God damn it let it go! Alan cried from the group, he crossed his arms over his chest and took another swig from his bottle. He pouted unhappily and leaned against the wall, sulking as he drank.
Hp glared at the mopping janitor and called back at Alexs retreating form.
THIS ISNT OVER! ITS SOO ON NOW!
Alex rolled her eyes and slammed the door to her office shut. This is going to be interesting she thought, interesting indeed