Anti-Parenthood
Featuring Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda
Anti-Cosmo was sitting on the couch in the living room reading the paper. Oh my gosh prices are so high these days with motor vehicles. Who would want one of the blasted things anyway, they cost so much just to maintain, with paint jobs and everything. Anyway why would anti-fairies need one? We fly every were not to mention we have magic to transport us to our destinations. talking to yourself again anti-Cozzie, Anti-Wanda said as she walked into the living room and sat beside A.C. Anti-Cosmo was startled as she did so. Anti-Wanda my dear you frightened me, Sorry replied A.W, I didnt mean too. oh thats alright dear, said A.C and about talking to my self, all geniuses talk too themselves now and then it keeps our mind at full speed. oh I didnt know that, replied A.W, but I learn new things from you everyday. Indeed, Anti-Cosmo continued, I guess having a husband with a I.Q of more then 162 comes in handy, doesnt it my love? Actually A.C I wanted to talk to you about something to do with husband and wife thingys, Anti-Wanda begins as she looks down to the floor. of coarse dear, is there anything the matter?, says A.C. Yes Anti-cozzie did you just fall in love with me and marry me cause your counterpart person did?, Im not shore on that one, replied A.C I did full in love with you though, even before my counterpart fell in love with your counterpart, Yeah but dont you think that this whole thing is fake?, Says Anti-Wanda with a look of sadness in her eyes. What are you saying Anti-Wanda?, are you saying that you dont love me ?, No!, yelled anti-Wanda, I love you!, its just I want to know why you married me apart from being forced too because of our counterparts, ok, started A.C, first of all I didnt want to marry you because we were forced to marry each other I married you because I loved you, and still do. But Im stupid, your smart, I get called a idiot, you get called a genius, your known every were in all of anti-Fairy world, and Im just a nobody, replied A.W, who was looking as if she were about to cry. My dear Anti-Wanda, began A.C, youre not stupid, youre just slow, but you cant help that it was the way you were raised. and youre not a nobody, in my life youre the most incredible anti-fairy in the whole universe, and believe me the inverse is BIG., really?, asked anti-Wanda with a weak smile. Yes,, replied anti-Cosmo, I love you so much anti-Wanda, and I always will, counterpart or no counterpart. And with that he leaned in and shared a passionate kiss, as the kiss broke, Anti-Wanda smiled the most beautiful smile Anti-Cosmo had ever seen. tell you what my dear, Began A.C. Ill show you how much I love you, and with that, he picked Anti-Wanda up bridal stile and flew her to the bedroom. He gave a little wink and shut the door behind him.
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