Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Godparent – Chapter 6
Disclaimer: I dont own Fairly OddParents, thought that should be obvious.
Chapter 6: The Weird Power of Butterfly Nets
A butterfly net descended on Swizzle.
Hey, protested the fairy, Dont touch me, you pointy-headed freak!
She kicked and hit the butterfly net in her fury.
The Pixie was surprised. He thought fairies never struggled in butterfly nets.
Hey Pixie-Stixs! yelled Molly angrily, No one touches Swizzleor me for that matter!
Swizzle was glad that Molly was brave enough to challenge the Pixie, but she worried her godkid would get hurt by the Pixie. Swizzle was quite sure she could handle the situation herself.
I can handle the Pixie on my own! shouted Swizzle at Molly, Just go. Hide! So he doesnt hurt you as well.
Ya sure?
Yeah.
Molly left the room. Sure, she did want to hurt the Pixie, but Swizzle said she could handle it herself. Swizzle was magical after all. Oh, right. She was trapped in a butterfly net. Fairy magic couldnt work in butterfly nets.
Molly definitely thought if magical creatures could die, the Pixie should go to the bad part of Hades (she assumed since Cupid was the Love Fairy, Hades was probably the Land of the Dead. However, she so did not want to find out. At least not still she was dead. Which she hoped would not be now).
Irving Schelman feared butterfly nets. Unfortunately, one was descending on him right now. Irving shivered with fright in the net, which was held by a Pixie, and the idea of protesting didnt even occur to him. He was too scared.
Dwight felt as powerless as his fairy did when the butterfly net descended on him. He was just a mortal human kid, what could he do? The Pixie would probably just blast him or if he was unlucky, PING up a harpoon. Dwight feared harpoons. He knew firsthand from a wish he made, what a harpoon felt like going into someone. Ow! Too much.
The Pixie felt triumphant, though his appearance didnt show it. Pixies werent biologically capable of showing most emotions and didnt have many to start with in the first place.
Irving was such an easy godparent to catch. He was too frightened to have any fighting spirit at all.
Your godparent is so weak, jeered the Pixie monotonously, I will be a better godparent than that wimp.
Dwights emotional setting changed from fearful to angry.
Irving is a great godparent! yelled Dwight, And you are just a sick, unfeeling psychopath! I would never be your godkid, even if everyone on Earth abused meunless they used harpoons!
That can be arranged, said the Pixie, in a monotonous yet sinister voice.
PING!
The Pixie magically cloned everyone on Earth and gave them harpoons, which they abused Dwight with.
Now? asked the Pixie, PINGing up a contract.
Yes, gasped Dwight weakly.
PING!
The harpoon-using abusers disappeared.
Similar events occurred across the Earth, with many different godkids and godparents. Some struggled a lot, some barely struggled and some didnt.
However, Norm wasnt caught. He was where no one would think to look for a fairy godparent. The adults only theme park underneath Adrenal Land. On a date with a beautiful dame.
He didnt know that the Pixies would be capturing fairy godparents. He just wanted to have fun instead of being with his godkid, Chester a.k.a Trackster Teeth.
Stage three of the Pixies plan was complete! Stage four was ready to go into action!