Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: AntiParenthood – Chapter 1

Anti-Parenthood

Featuring Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda

Anti-Cosmo was sitting on the couch in the living room reading the paper. Oh my gosh prices are so high these days with motor vehicles. Who would want one of the blasted things anyway, they cost so much just to maintain, with paint jobs and everything. Anyway why would anti-fairies need one? We fly every were not to mention we have magic to transport us to our destinations. talking to yourself again anti-Cozzie, Anti-Wanda said as she walked into the living room and sat beside A.C. Anti-Cosmo was startled as she did so. Anti-Wanda my dear you frightened me, Sorry replied A.W, I didnt mean too. oh thats alright dear, said A.C and about talking to my self, all geniuses talk too themselves now and then it keeps our mind at full speed. oh I didnt know that, replied A.W, but I learn new things from you everyday. Indeed, Anti-Cosmo continued, I guess having a husband with a I.Q of more then 162 comes in handy, doesnt it my love? Actually A.C I wanted to talk to you about something to do with husband and wife thingys, Anti-Wanda begins as she looks down to the floor. of coarse dear, is there anything the matter?, says A.C. Yes Anti-cozzie did you just fall in love with me and marry me cause your counterpart person did?, Im not shore on that one, replied A.C I did full in love with you though, even before my counterpart fell in love with your counterpart, Yeah but dont you think that this whole thing is fake?, Says Anti-Wanda with a look of sadness in her eyes. What are you saying Anti-Wanda?, are you saying that you dont love me ?, No!, yelled anti-Wanda, I love you!, its just I want to know why you married me apart from being forced too because of our counterparts, ok, started A.C, first of all I didnt want to marry you because we were forced to marry each other I married you because I loved you, and still do. But Im stupid, your smart, I get called a idiot, you get called a genius, your known every were in all of anti-Fairy world, and Im just a nobody, replied A.W, who was looking as if she were about to cry. My dear Anti-Wanda, began A.C, youre not stupid, youre just slow, but you cant help that it was the way you were raised. and youre not a nobody, in my life youre the most incredible anti-fairy in the whole universe, and believe me the inverse is BIG., really?, asked anti-Wanda with a weak smile. Yes,, replied anti-Cosmo, I love you so much anti-Wanda, and I always will, counterpart or no counterpart. And with that he leaned in and shared a passionate kiss, as the kiss broke, Anti-Wanda smiled the most beautiful smile Anti-Cosmo had ever seen. tell you what my dear, Began A.C. Ill show you how much I love you, and with that, he picked Anti-Wanda up bridal stile and flew her to the bedroom. He gave a little wink and shut the door behind him.

Two months had passed, Anti-Cosmo was slowly beginning to wake up (he is not a morning person). As his eyes opened the whole way, he noticed that that Anti-Wanda wasnt beside him. Odd, A.C whispered, with a confused face. Just at that moment he realised that the bathroom door was closed and at that moment he heard Anti-Wanda in there as if she were being sick. Anti-Cosmo jumped out of bed and ran towards the bathroom, he gave a light nock at the door, Anti-Wanda my dear are you ok?, No answer. He knocked again, please darling let me in. The door swung open suddenly. Anti-Cosmo slowly walked up to were A.W was. She was no longer vomiting but she looked very pale. A.C leaned down too were she was sitting. Anti-Wanda, are you ill?, you poor dear, Anti-Cosmo said with a look of concern. Anti-Wanda just nodded. I feel really sick Anti-Cozzie, Can I just stay in bed today, Anti-Wanda whispered. Of coarse, darling you rest. Because Anti-Wanda is hardly ever sick, shes kind of scared, and has no energy at all. So Anti-Cosmo picked her up bridal style too bring her to bed, as he did so Anti-Wanda fell straight too sleep in his arms with her head rested on his shoulders. This continued for many days, and Anti-Cosmo began to worry. So he decides to take her too the doctor.

Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda sat in the waiting room of Doctor Anti-Rip Studells office. Oh I wish hed hurry up, your four head is on fire., said Anti-Cosmo who had already read all the books in the waiting room. All I want to do is go to bed, answered Anti-Wanda, who had her head resting on his shoulder. Dont worry darling well be home soon. Just then Anti-Rip Studwell came in, um can I see Anti-Wanda and her husband next. Well its about time!!!, yelled Anti-Cosmo. Come on in, said Anti Dr Studwell. So what seems to be the problem?, asks the doctor (Im calling him the Doctor. cause his name is long). Anti-Wanda looked over at A.C, can you answer for me, Anti-Cozzie I feel so tired, shore darling, replied A.C. well, began Anti-Cosmo, Shes been vomiting every morning and feeling very tired. I see, says the doctor as he writes things in his book. am I too believe that she only vomits when morning hits? yes, said A.C with a thoughtful face. Well Ive heard of this before, Im very shore I know what is wrong, he said with a smile. what?, said Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda at the same time, they both looked at each other and laugh, because they spoke at the same time. well, said the doctor, I cant confirm it until I know for shore, lie on the bed please. Anti-Wanda shrugged and did as he said. Minutes past as the doctor examined her closely with a number of tests. well, began the doctor, its definitely what I thought it was, Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda nodded there heads to show them that they were listening. Congratulations Anti-Wanda your pregnant. said the doctor with a smile. At that moment Anti-Wanda suddenly fainted luckily to be caught by A.C. After a few minutes A.W was awake. Shes pregnant?, asked A.C who was looking rather pale. Yes, your going to be a dad Anti-Cosmo, isnt that great?, replied the doctor. I guess, answered A.C wow Im going to be a dad isnt that great, A.C yelled excitedly. Anti-Wanda smiled, and Im going to be a mum, cool, A.W remarked. And with that they hugged each other romantically, then when they broke free of the hug they looked into each others eyes. Ill leave you too alone, said the doctor as she headed to the door. Still holding Anti-Wanda, A.C rubbed his hand on her cheek. Your going to be a great mother darling, said A.C. not as good as youll be as a father, replied A.W. Yeah itll be great being a dad, said A.C, but deep inside he was scared, he was terrified of turning out to be the same father his dad was to him.