Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Pixie CoOwned Chapter 3

A/N: YES! FINALLY! After 2 months of
compete disappearance I have returned, with the third chapter! I just
couldnt get any ideas so I decided to wait, which turned out to be
a bad idea. My friend decided to completely boycott me and our plans
to go see Avenue Q if I didnt get the third chapter up by
SundaySO HERE YA GO! Enjoy yall.

Disclaimer: I own no oneas
usualcept for the people I really DO ownhee I own people

Chapter 3: The Pull Factor

Monday mornings were usually dark,
gray, and bleak with no hope of escape. This Monday however was
shocking and almost scary how beautiful it was. Yellow light peaked
in through the half drawn curtains of Alexs pink office, bathing
everything in a golden glow. Alex was sitting in the midst of the
glow, contently lounging in her high backed chair. She quietly sipped
her low fat French vanilla cappuccino and relaxed into her mellow
happy stage. Hp was in the same mellow mood, he had made Alans
small and cramped janitors office, into a slightly roomier office. A
small glass cup was placed on the floor, and a little ways away was a
gold ball and the head of a putter. Alan was holding a small red
flag, which was currently used to keep him upright; he gave the boss
the thumbs up, and took another swing from his bottle.

The crowd is hushed, one more
perfect game and itll be a record, and can he make this putt? I
think he can Hp whispered quietly to himself, he looked once down
at the ball, and then

BAM!

Hp swung and the putter flew out of
his hands and hit Alan square in the chest. He dropped the flag and
fell down to his knees, trying to regain his breath; he suddenly went
into a coughing fit, smacking himself in the chest until it stopped.
Alan grabbed the bottle that had fallen out of his hands and took a
gulp of it, giving an angered look at his boss.

Dude what the hell was that for!?
Alan asked sharply

I dont know! Something just
crashed Hp explained lamely. He took a deep breath and set
everything back up again. He carefully checked everything, and then
swung the putter back

CRASH

The putter flew from his hands again;
Alan screamed and ducked as the putter went half way through the wall
just inches above where his had had been. Alan gave a sigh of relief
and used his green cap to wipe his forehead. The ball however,
actually moved from its spot, it sailed by Alexs desk, she lifted
her head but then shrugged it off. It whizzed out of her office and
past Maddies secretarial desk, she lifted her head and glared
angrily at the ball. It stopped mid air, and then promptly burst into
flames, collecting into ash on her desk. Maddie lifted her hand and
brushed the dust into the garbage beside her desk.

Thatll show those damn aliens
disguised as golf balls to screw with Maddie, the Secretary She
muttered, YOU HERE ME ALIENS! You dont scare me! She shook
her fist up at the ceiling, all the while burning a hole into it with
her glare. Outside the sky turned gray once more and lighting flashed
across the sky. Maddies head slowly turned towards the window, her
eye twitching, the rain stopped, clouds left, and the sky turned back
to its clear blue once again.

That. she
hissed through clenched teeth.

The crashing, and sawing, and buzzing
continued despite the commotion it caused just prior. Both Alex and
Hp ran through the double doors of their offices, staring in
disbelief at the pile of ruble that used to be the wall separating
both there assistance. Maddie looked over at the scene as well; a
bored look splashed across her face, Alan stuck his head outside the
office door to look at the wreckage. Melanie was standing beside
Carolyn, her shirt and skirt severely messed up, she quickly
straightened her hair and stared at the mess in front of her. Half
the office had come up to see what the crashing and banging was
about.

Kaitlyn sat proudly in a miniature
wrecking ball; she looked over at her bosses and waved. Sanderson
gave a shy wave as well with the hand holding a mallet; he looked
down at his hand and threw the mallet behind him.

OW!

Sorry he said meekly.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!
Both bosses shouted. Alex glared down at them with as much hate as
she could muster, which Hp stood there eyes narrowed and fists
clenched.

Well, were both doing the same
work, and we decided that why should we have so much work when we
could work together to get that work done Kaitlyn explained

What she means is, we have a heavy
workload, but combined it wouldnt be so heavy, considering its
exactly the same, just for different people Sanderson said
hurriedly, trying to cover up Kaitlyns lame excuse.

Seems fine to me, they do have a
shit load of work Alex said, nodding her head in agreement, You
got a yes from me

As much as I hate agreeing with
Alex, you got a yes from me too Hp grumbled, clearly defeated.

What is this American Idol?
Carolyn asked sarcastically

MaybeOH MY GOD! Does that mean I
can try out? Melanie asked happily

You know whatjust forget it, ok,
just forget it

YES! Victory is mine! She looked
over at Sanderson, I meanours!

—

Kaitlyn sat in her chair, spinning
happily and watching as both her work space AND Sandersons flew
past her in a sea of color. Sanderson looked over at his partner and
raised an eye brow.

Umshouldnt we be working?
he asked carefully, tilting his head to the side.

Kaitlyn slowed her spinning and
pondered the question for a moment.

I suppose, but we just made this
cool new office, I say we chill for awhile and then work she
proposed

You always want to chill he said
heatedly.

Both sat in an uncomfortable silence,
Sanderson clacked away on his computer, and Kaitlyn went back to
spinning, but this time she was trying to balance a pencil on her
nose. Sanderson stopped typing, and Kaitlyn stopped spinning, both
sat in their chairs in udder silence.

So um

Ya

So, how did you get this job?
both asked in unison, Sanderson blushed and looked down at the floor,
but Kaitlyn just stared.

You go first she insisted,
leaning back.

Oh, alright, um, basically I got
this job through family. Every Sanderson has always worked for an Hp,
its tradition. He spilled, I know, not as interesting as it
should be

No, thats very informative
Kaitlyn said encouragingly

So, how did you get the job?

WELL! I was walking along, minding
my own business, when I smashed right into a light post and knocked
myself out. Sure I was like ten at the time but the pain is still
there. Alex walked by and saw me lying there, helped me up, and after
that we became friends, went to school together, yada yada. She
decided to take over Hps business after he dumped her, and when
she couldnt take over his business, she hired me as her assistant
at her new job Kaitlyn explained hurriedly

Sounds interestingand painful
he agreed

Thats what I
said!

They both sat in an
awkward silence once more, Sanderson tapped him fingers nervously,
while Kaitlyn twirled her pale brown hair in her fingers.

Well Im a
guessin we better get back to work!

Yesthats a
good idea Sanderson mumbled in agreement, blushing slightly.

—-

Well Im going
home now Melanie announced, giving her badge to Kaitlyn and
watched in slight awe as she punched her out.

What do you do
anyway? Sanderson asked casually, taking Norms badge and
punching him out.

Its more like
who I did she corrected automatically, I did Bob from
financing, Gary from accounting, and the whole mail room, except for
Nick cause hes creepy she declared, referring to the mailroom
guy with black greasy hair and pale skin, who lived, breathed, and
ate mail.

Why did I even
ask?

Maddie walked up to
the desk and threw her badge onto Kaitlyns desk; Kaitlyn grabbed
it hurriedly and began nervously punching her out.

If my phone
ring, dont answer it, I want to see the reaction my new voice mail
gets she grinned maliciously, grabbed her badge and casually
sauntered out of the building.

Well that wasnt
at all creepy

Im here to
get the hell out of thishell hole Alan smirked, presenting his
badge to which ever assistant would grab it.

Sanderson handed it
back to him and sighed, Just leave Alanjust leave the
janitor nodded his head and drunkenly walked out of the building.

Kaitlyn watched in
slight interest as Alex walked confidently out of her office, with a
grudging looking Hp following after. Alex grabbed her coat out of the
closet near Kaitlyns desk and gave her a wink.

I won a bet, he
owes me dinner now, and well be back in an hour or so

Everything will
be in order for when you get back maam Sanderson said politely,
Alex smiled genuinely and gave him a curt nod. Bath assistances
watched as their bosses floated out of the building.

Kaitlyn went back
to her computer, pulling up the game of solitaire she had previously
clicked down, when her stomach growled. She placed a hand on her
green suit jacket and frowned.

Dude, totally
forgot I skipped lunch

Would you like
to order in? Theres a great Chinese place just down the road that
delivers quick he replied instantly, his phone up to his ear and
the other hand ready to dial.

Sure, sounds
good she raised an eye brow at the quick movement, but let it pass
over.

He talked for a few
minutes before putting the phone back in its cradle, Itll be
here in he looked at his watch, Now

That is ubber
sick dude

—

They both ate their
food in a round of laughter and cheerful chatter, talking about
weather, to family life, to embarrassing moments. In that one half
hour of eating, they had gotten closer then ever before, Sanderson
made a mental note to order in food more often. Kaitlyn gave a
satisfied sigh and set her cartoon of noodles on her desk.

Your right, that
was pretty damn good Chinese food she agreed, as she leaned back
into her chair, hands behind her head.

Sanderson looked up
from his food and smirked, he grabbed a napkin automatically and
wipped a small bit of sauce that had landed on Kaitlyns check off.
He immediately dropped his head and hands and blushed crimson.

Y-you had sauce
on her check he mumbled lamely, he felt his head being lifted up.
Kaitlyn put a finger under his chin and lifted him head, her other
hand pulled off his sunglasses sneakily, so she could see his eyes.
Dark purple gazed longingly into deep blue; their faces moved inches,
closer and closer until

Their lips met at
the same time both their bosses walked into their office. Alex
dropped the bag she was holding and Hp stood their giving small
whistles. Sanderson snapped his head away from Kaitlyns and the
other fell off her chair and onto the floor harshly. Sanderson
grabbed her hand and hauled her back up, not letting go of her hand
after she was up off the floor. All four associates stared at each
other in shock.

Alexs fingers
twitched slightly. Holy.Fuck

Things were not
going to be the same after thisnot at all

-TBC-