Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre Chapter 2
Once more the
worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
collide in the ring. However this time its a little different.
This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The
stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the
brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only
available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines Day
Massacre!
Hey everyone. I
hope you are enjoying the story so far. In our opening contest,
Jimmys friend Carl is taking on Trixies best friend Veronica in
a Submission Match! Who will tap out? Read on to find out! The
disclaimer is in chapter one if you care.
Bell rings
The two stare each
other down, waiting for the other to make a move. Veronica blinks
first and Carl takes advantage with a forearm shot to the face that
sends Veronica to the canvas. She rubs her cheek as she stands and
marches over to Carl, who sends her back down with another forearm.
This time he follows it up by grabbing her left leg and stomping it
behind her knee.
It seems Carl has
decided to target Veronica left leg. We know he likes to use the
Boston Crab as his submission finisher. Wanda called, looking at
Eustace. He said nothing; he just continued glaring at Carl.
He drug Veronica up
by her long hair, locking her up and lifting her up before dropping
her with a thunderous vertical suplex. Veronica screeched and grasped
at her back as she used the middle rope to help her get back to a
vertical base. It didnt last as Carl came charging and
clotheslined her over the top and to the floor.
Carl didnt
immediately follow up, as he turned and pointed at Eustace as if
saying youre next. He slid under the bottom rope, where
Veronica was waiting for him with a series of kicks to his
quadriceps, concluded with a right hook to the jaw that sent Carl
sprawling to the blue mats that surrounded ringside.
Wheezer got what
he deserved in that last exchange. Veronica is looking to knot up
that thigh muscle with those kicks. Eustace said nonchalantly.
Wanda just glared at him as the action continued on the outside.
Returning to the
action, Veronica had smashed Carls head into the steel ring steps,
and then followed that by showing incredible strength by lifting Carl
up and dropping him sternum first on the security barrier. Carl
grasps at the injured body part and gasps for breath while Veronica
sizes him up, then delivers a big boot to his unprotected face.
She grabs him by the
hair, drags him to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Almost
forgetting herself for a moment, she went for the pin, but the
puzzled look on the referees face reminded her that this was a
submission match, not a normal match. With a blush, she executes a
flawless Fujiwara Armbar, trying to hyperextend Carls elbow and
shoulder.
We also know that
Veronica favors the Katahajime, otherwise known as the Tazmission
here in the United States as her finisher. This armbar is just
softening Carl up in my opinion! Wanda called as Carl yelled in
agony.
Carl struggled and
squirmed his body enough to reach the bottom rope with his foot. The
referee called for the break, but Veronica didnt release the hold.
The referee began to count, if he reached five, then he wouldve
disqualified Veronica. However, she broke the hold at four and got up
into his face.
This allowed Carl
all the time he needed. He had staggered to his feet, and without
warning locked Veronica up and tossed her halfway across the ring
with a textbook head and arm Tazplex. Picking the blonde up and
spinning her around, he then executed a German suplex, but broke the
bridge that he normally uses for a pin attempt.
I guess its
true what they say: hed rather throw ya then know ya.
Eustace said, earning a surprised look from Wanda.
Back in the ring,
Carl stomped on Veronicas petite midsection before she grabbed his
foot and flipped him throat first onto the top rope. Sensing the
opportunity, she went for her finisher, but Carl hooked the rope and
thrust the back of his head into her nose. She immediately broke the
hold and held her nose, the camera showing a small trickle of blood
oozing out of the left nostril.
Carl wasted little
time in hitting a spinning neck breaker. He then broke from his
normal game plan and ascended the top rope. He dove off, looking for
an elbow drop, but found nothing but canvas as Veronica quickly moved
out of the way at the very last second.
Im still in
shock that Carl would deviate from his ground game. He has had more
success with that then by taking flight. In any event, this may be
the opportunity Veronica is looking for as it seems that Carls
elbow is injured! Wanda quipped.
Veronica must have
sensed it too, as she took to the offensive with a barrage of stomps
to the elbow and shoulder. Then she must have felt the warm, sticky
liquid on her upper lip. She touched a finger to it and brought it
eye level. Her face went bright red and she began pummeling Carl with
a series of punches, most of which Carl was able to block.
A right jab found
the mark and sent Carl stumbling into the corner. Veronica slammed
more and more fists into Carls face and midsection until her was
in a sitting position. Jogging three quarters of the way across the
ring, Veronica got a head of steam up and slammed her knee into
Carls head.
That had to be a
knockout shot! Theres no way Wheezer can recover from that
offensive blitz by Veronica! Eustace shouted with glee. The camera
panned into a close of up Carls face, showing that his eyes had
glazed over and had a faraway look in them.
Veronica, using the
ropes for leverage, got Carl back to his feet and slapped him hard
across the face. However, this seemed to have the opposite effect as
he suddenly picked her up and slammed her upside down into the
corner. He used her stomach for a punching bag, and then drove the
point of his injured elbow right between her legs, causing a blood
chilling scream to emanate from the blondes lips. He untied her
ankles and let her flip face first to the mat, with Veronica
clutching her most tender area.
Hoping to put the
tough as nails blonde away, Carl wrapped her up into the Boston Crab,
which he called the Leg breakers Delight. He leaned back and
wrenched, causing Veronica to yelp and scream in agony. Using all the
strength she could muster, she scratched and clawed her way to within
mere millimeters of the bottom rope.
Shes so close
that she can taste that rope! Can she possibly have enough strength
left in her body to pull herself? Wanda called. With one final
gasp, Veronica gripped the bottom rope. The referee began to count,
yet Carl wouldnt break the hold. Finally, the referee forcibly
pulled Carl off of Veronica.
With Carls
attention fully on the referee, Veronica gained precious moments to
recuperate and plan her next move. Once Carl shoved the official out
of the way, Veronica leaped at him and caught him with a head
scissors takeover.
Wheezer is
reeling, and it looks like Veronica is going in for the kill!
Eustace yelled. Veronica stalked Carl as he attempted to use the
ropes to regain his vertical base.
Once on his feet,
Carl barely had time to breathe as Veronica pounced, locking him into
her deadly finisher.
There it is! The
katahajime! Veronica has used this hold so successfully in the past
that I dont think that Carl can do anything but tap out! Wanda
called. He tried in vain to flip the blonde off his back, but she had
it locked in tight. She wrapped her legs around his waist and the two
fell to the canvas.
The referee kept
asking Carl if he wanted to give up, but he insisted that he didnt,
even as his head began to lull from side to side from the lack of
oxygen. Finally his head slumped to the side; the referee raised his
arm three times before calling for the bell.
Here is your
winner: VERONICA STAR! Chet announced to the cheering crowd.
Veronica released
the hold and posed as her music blared through the P.A. system. With
a baneful glare at Carl, she hopped out of the ring and made her way
up the ramp, giving high-fives with the people along the aisle.
What a match, and
that was just our opening contest! Wanda said.
I can only
imagine what the rest of the night holds. However, I dont think
Neutron and his friends are going to do so well at this rate.
Eustace responded.
In any event,
lets send it to Sanjay who is standing by with a special guest.
Backstage
Thank you Wanda.
Im standing here with Chip Skylark. Now Chip, tonight you are
taking on your long time nemesis Vicky McDonald in a Tables Match.
What are your thoughts on the match and on Vicky?
Chip gathers his
thoughts for a moment before responding.
You know, Im
not all that concerned about the match. I knew when I drew Vicky as
my opponent that this was going to be a knock down, drag out fight.
The element of the tables being involved takes it to a whole other
level.
As far as Vicky
goes. Most people in Dimmsdale seem to think that we have this
strange love/hate relationship between us. Well, I dont hate
her, but I sure as heck dont love her. Well just have to see
how it all shakes out.
With that, Chip
heads off camera towards his locker room.
Thats it from
back here guys. Wanda and Eustaceback to you at ringside!
Back at ringside
Chip seems real
laid back about the brutal match hes scheduled to have later
tonight with the infamous Icky Vicky. Im not sure if thats
confidence or stupidity on his part. Eustace quipped.
Its only
stupidity if he takes Vicky lightly. Vicky has a vicious streak a
mile wide and is not afraid to use it. Wanda responded.
The camera pans to
the entrance way as the song Legs by ZZ Top begins to play.
The following
contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: From
Retroville, TexasBETTY QUINLAN!
The raven-haired
Betty walks down the aisle alone. She takes time to readjust the
black tube top and black shorts she is wearing before continuing her
journey to the ring.
Im stunned
that Quinlan is coming out here alone. Normally she has her
ever-present boyfriend Nick with her. This is an odd play on her
part. Eustace comments as Betty climbs into the ring.
I cant help
but agree. You would think that Nick would be the equalizer, but I
guess Betty wanted to see if she could do it on her own. Wanda
added.
Betty posed several
times to her music before it died out. It was soon replaced by
Bombshell by Powerman 5000.
Her opponent:
From Dimmsdale, California. Weighing in at 167 lbs., CHESTER
MCBADBAT!
Chester made his way
down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans and talking the whole
time. The confidence shining in his eyes.
Hes gotta be
feeling good right now after his girlfriend just won that Submission
Match. Lets see if the blonde couple can go a perfect 2 for 2
tonight. Wanda said.
Eustace said
nothing. He was sizing up Betty and undressing her with his eyes.
Wanda caught on and just groaned and rolled her eyes.
The referee went
over the rules with both before calling for the bell to start the
next match.
A/N: Read and
Review please. Thank you very much to everyone who has reviewed so
far. Up next, we will have Quinlan vs. McBadbat, possibly a backstage
interview with Cindy and the intros for the next match.