Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Wanda’s Birthday – Chapter 3

Chapter
3: Party Time!

Happy
birthday Wanda! Jordan said, poofing in with the other fairies.

Well,
thank you guys! Youre all too nice. Wanda blushed.

Yeah
happy birthday! Cupid said. Can I see the new member of the
family?

Of
course you can see Poof. Wanda said, handing the baby to Cupid.

Awe!
You sure are cute! Cupid explained. Yes you are! Yes you are!
Cupid baby talked and ticked Poof under his chin. Poof laughed.

I
bet you parents are very fortunate to have you. I bet theyll love
you forever.

You
bet we will! Cosmo prominced him.

Were
proud to finally have a baby of our very own. Wanda agreed.

Oh,
finally my son had a cutie woutie of his very own! Mama Cosma
said. Im so happy, I get to be a grandma! She hugged her
son.

Why
are you here? Wanda asked her. You hate
me. Mama Cosma let go of her son.

True
I do. She agreed. But when I herd news about my new grandson, I
just had to
come. She ticked Poof from Cupids arms, making Poof laugh.

You
should be very proud of him. Cupid said, handing Poof back to
Wanda.

We
sure are. She said.

I
dont understand why my sister gets to have all the fun and not
me! Blanda, Wandas sister complained. Why does she gets a
baby, and I cant? I want a baby!

You
will some day Sugar. Big Daddy comforted his blonde haired
daughter. Just as soon as you get married and have a husband of
your own.

Like
thats ever
going to happen. She mumbled under her breath.

Excuse
me Big Daddy? Cosmo asked. But why are you here? I thought you
hated me.

I
still do. He agreed. But when I herd news about my grandson, we
just had to
come. He took Poof from Wanda, tickling him making him laugh, then
gave him back to Wanda.

So
are we going to party, or just sit here and chatter all day?
Jordan asked, eager to start the party.

You
guys start without me, Ill just go and get dressed. Cosmo lied.
He really wanted to quick go to the mall, and buy Wanda a special
gift.

Cosmo
youre dressed already, Wanda reminded him. And besides you
know Ill never start my party without you. Youre my pot of
gold, and Poof is the rainbow. Now come on! She pulled Cosmo along
with his tie.

Ok
guys, were ready to start. Wanda told the gusts, letting go of
Cosmos tie.

Great.
Jordan said with a bat in hand and wearing a blue blindfold. Lets
start the party by hitting this piata that is in the shape of
Timmys crazy teacher. He was right, the piata was
shaped like Mr. Crocker, Timmys fairy obsessed teacher.

Ok,
sounds good to me. Wanda said, getting the blindfold and baseball
bat from Jordan. Wanda hit Mr. Crocker smacked dabbed in the middle
on the first try! Candy fell everywhere. Poof caught some candy in
his mouth and swallowed them whole, he was happy.

Well
what do you know? I actually did it. I hit Denzel Crocker by myself.
This party is going great so far. Wanda said proudly.

Now
if only you can outsmart the real Mr. Crocker. Cosmo replied,
congratulating his wife. Now its my turn, Ill beat that no
good Mr. Crocker or my name isnt Cosmo!

After
a few rounds of that they played Pin the tail on the Griffon (Poof
liked pitting the fake donkey tails on his nose), hopscotch, tennis,
pool, air hockey, and Mick Noc Moe.

After
they did all that and had lunch, it was time to open presents! Wanda
could hardly wait to see what everyone got her.

Open
mine first! Jordan said. Wanda reached for Jordans present and
read his card.

Thanks
for that sweet card. Wanda said, opening his gift.

Youre
welcome! Jordan said. Now these gifts arent really for you,
theyre for Poof, but you can read them to him!

Look
Poof! Wanda told him picking up the books. They were Curious
Banana, and Gifford, the Big Blue Dog. Poof grinned and laughed
with gree at the 2 books he just got.

Thanks
Jordan, Ill read them to Poof every night. Wanda prominced him
putting down the books, open Cupids Card, then opened his present.
It was a picture frame of her, Cosmo, Timmy, and an outline in the
shape of Poof.

Now
that you have a new member in the family, youll need to add a
picture. Cupid told her.

Thank
you Cupid. Wanda said, hugging him. Its beautiful.”After
Wanda let go, she opened the rest of the gifts. This took a good half
hour.

Thank
you everyone for the gifts. Wanda told them. They were all
great.

Dont
forget the greatest gift of all! Timmy told her, rushing over to
something with a blanket over it. Wanda, Cosmo, Poof, and the rest of
the fairies looked over Timmys direction.

My
present! he said, pulling of the blanket. Ta da! Wanda gasped,
and Cosmos mouth was wide opened. It was a huge stature of Wanda
made out of syaform. Timmy, did you do this all by yourself?
Wanda asked.

It
took me about a week, but yes I did. I had no help whatsoever! he
explained.

Why
thank you sweetie, its beautiful! She told him, smiling. Timmy
smiled back.

OK
gift time is over! Cosmo said, snapping back to reality. Time
to eat the chocolate cake. Im starving!

Wait
a minute Cosmo. Wanda said, stopping him. Arent you
forgetting something?

Forgetting
what? he asked with a guilty grin on his face.

You
know what I mean.

No.
I dont know what youre talking about!

My
gift silly.

Your
gift?

Of
course, did you give me anything?

Well
I I Everybody was staring at him.

Did
you give me something, or not? She asked, getting impatient.

III

Well?
Wanda sounded mad, Cosmo didnt want to disappoint her, espacially
today.

Its
in our room. He lied.

Ill
go get it. Wanda said, heading towards the fishbowl.

No.
He said, stopping her. No. Ill go get it. He said
disappearing in the fishbowl.

Hurry
back. She shouted. So we can eat some cake. She turned to
her gusts.

Lets
play Cards until he gets back. She said. Everyone happily agreed.

Meanwhile,
Cosmo went to the mall in Fairy world.

Ill
only be here for a few minutes. Cosmo told himself. Just until
I find the perfect gift for Wanda, then Ill poof back to the
party. He went inside, the mall was crowded with fairies everywhere.
Cosmo began his search. The minutes turned into 30 minutes, witch
turned into hours. But Cosmo didnt care; he just wanted to find a
perfect gift for his dear wife, Wanda.