Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: A Fairly Loving Father Chapter 1

A
Fairly Loving Father

Cosmo, come in
here! I heard my wife scream from the fishbowl. I was playing
Space Wars with Timmy on his V cube when I heard her voice.

Coming Wanda! I
shouted back. Just as soon as I destroy Timmys space ships.

Cosmo, you come
here this instant! Oh oh, Wanda sounds like shes really mad at
me for something. I decided to go and see whats bothering her. I
put my controller down on the ground just as Timmy destroyed my last
spaceship.

Gotta go sport!
I told my godson. Wanda sounds really upset about
something, Ill be right back!

Well dont be too
long! Timmy told me. Ill get us ready for another round!

You do that. I
told him. I wont be too long, I hope! With that I left my
godchild alone, playing with the V Cube Controller. I poofed into our
castle, and went to our kitchen. There I saw my wife, and my son:
Poof. My wife was feeding Poof some baby food while he sat on his
highchair, when she saw me she put the spoon down on Poofs
highchair, and glared at me.

Whats wrong
dear? I asked my wife.

You didnt feed
Poof while I was in Fairy World buying him diapers again did you!?

I didnt forget,
I just I wanted to say that I didnt have time, but then I
saw Wandas narrowing eyebrows focused on me. I smiled, and then
sighed; there was just no way that I could lie to her, when
she gives me that look.

Fine! I finally
said. You caught me; I forgot to feed him again. But how did you
know that I forgot?

Because when I got
home I heard him crying, and pointing to his baby food saying Dada!
Dada! like he always does when you forget to feed him.

Im sorry Wanda!
I told her with tears in my eyes. I was just too busy playing with
Timmy.

You always say
youre sorry whenever you forget to feed our baby! She told me.
Then she went to comfort me.

Cosmo. She
began. Youre a new father now, which means you have to stop
playing with Timmy all the time, and take care of whatever our son
needs. Remember youre responsible too for Poofs actions until
hes 18. Cosmo please help me with this, I cant raise our son
all on my own. Please Cosmo as your wife, would you help me out with
this, and be more responsible?

Dont worry, I
will! I promised, cheering up.

Thanks Cosmo!
She said, and then hugged me.

Well you can go
now! She said, letting me go. Be careful next time!

I will I
prominced her. I kissed her on the cheek, and then went back to
Timmy.

OK Timmy, Im
back! I told him when I was a fairy again, and picked up my
controller. Lets play, Im ready for anything!

Cosmo, what was
that all about? Timmy asked me.

Oh, well Wanda was
just mad at me for forgetting to feed Poof again. Nothing really.
I told him. Timmy looked at me for a moment, and then turned back to
the screen.

Well ok. He
said. You know you got to be more responsible for Poof too.

Yeah, I know. We
started playing.

A few minutes later, I
was down to my last spaceship (Timmy had all of his still left like
always.) I was playing hard, Timmys ship got behind mine, and stot
a laser wiping my ship away. I lost the battle!

Darn it! I said,
throwing the controller on the floor. Ill never beat you at
anything! I went to by the window and sighed, frowning at the
floor. Timmy put his controller down, and then went over to comfort
me.

Relax Cosmo! he
told me. Im sure theres at least one good thing youre
good at!

Like what?

Well youre
he thought a moment. Youre good at being Wandas husband.

Well yeah but, Im
not good at anything else. He thought some more.

Youre good at
being an idiot!

Thanks a lot! But I
bet even a starfish is a better idiot then me. I sighed again.
Lets face it Timmy, Im useless! I began to cry with my
hands over my eyes. Timmy wont give up, he thought some more, and
then snapped his fingers.

Thats it!

Whats it? I
took my hands away from my face, and looked at him.

Cosmo, we got to
find your inner talent, something youre good at!

But Timmy, I told
you before I have no talent, I mess everything up, Im nothing but
a loser.

Thats not true;
everybodys a winner at something! We just got to figure what that
something is, now come on and lets go hunt down that talent!
With that he started dragged me outside.

Timmy, what are we
doing out her? I asked him when we were outside. Timmy let go of
my arm. He went into his garage, when he returned he had a basketball
in his hand.

Timmy! I said.
I thought that we were talent hunting, not basketball hunting.

Relax! he
reassured me. We are. This upcoming question is like the easiest
question on the face of the planet. He held the basketball towards
me. Now what color is this basketball?

What does this have
to do with me? I asked him.

Itll prove that
youre a winner at something. Now what is this basketballs
color? I looked at the basketball in my god kids hand long and
hard.

Purple? I
finally said.

Nope! Not purple,
try again!

Blue?

Nope!

Black?

Cosmo come on, its
not that hard! Look at the ball!

Its hard for
newborns and for dogs that can only see in black and white and

Cosmo!

Ok ok jeez! No need
to be commanding about it!

5 minutes later, I
guessed all the basic colors that I could think of. Timmy said I was
close when I said red.

OK Cosmo, do you
give up? Timmy asked.

Fine, I give up!
I sighed.

Its orange
Cosmo!

I thought it
was orange! I lied. Timmy glared at me, and then we moved on to
our next activity.

OK, next we are
going to do is dribble the ball gently like so. He began dribbling
the ball. I looked in amazement. See you dribble it by pushing you
hand down on it. He grabbed the ball, and handed it to me.

OK, now you try!
I took the ball from him.

I wont let you
down Timmy! I promised him.

Good, now let see
you do it! I dropped the ball, it bounced back up, I looked at it,
and SMACK! It hit me in the face! I fell flat on the ground.

Cosmo! Cosmo!
Timmy shouted, running by my side. Are you all right?! Speak to me
and say something! I sat up and turned to him.

Yeah, Im all
right. I told him and stood up. Man, thats one mean ball!

Lets take it
from the top! Timmy muttered, and grabbed the ball.

A few mess ups later
(from me), we decided to play a little basketball for fun. I was of
course losing. The score was 9-0, but I tried my very best. Timmy
made the last shot when Wanda appeared with Poof. Poof was asleep in
his crib. Timmy cheered for his victory.

Glad to see you two
having fun! Wanda told us. Now its time for Cosmo to take
Poof to the zoo for father and son bonding.

Father and son
bonding? I asked. That sounds gross!

No, I mean spending
time with our son.

Cant you do it?
Im too busy with Timmy, trying to find my inner talent.

Cant! I got to
go celebrate Fathers day with Big Daddy and my sister!

Fathers day?

Ooh that reminds
me! Timmy suddenly said. “I got to go and make pancakes for
my dad before he wakes up, bye! He began for the door. Have fun
you two! He went inside, shutting the door behind him.

Cant we just
stay here? I asked my wife.

No, you got to take
Poof to the zoo. She told me. You already take Poof to Charlie
cheeses too much, Poof never been to the zoo before.

Fine, but Ill
mess up again. Wanda went over and toughed my shoulder. No you
wont, as long as you keep your eyes on him. She let go of me,
looked at her watch, and gasp.

I better get
going! She kissed me. Bye honey, have fun with Poof! And
with that, my wife was gone! I grabbed Poof who woke up from his nap.

OK Poof! I told him
in my arms. To the zoo! I poofed us to the Fairy World Zoo.

At the zoo we saw
every animal there (even the dolphin and bird shows Poof loved
petting the stingrays at the aquarium).

We sat on the brick
ledge outside across from the meer cats. I herd my tummy growling. I
was hungry. I went to go get some ice creams, and told Poof to stay
put while daddy was getting ice cream. At the ice cream stand, I
waited in line, than I asked for two ice cream cones. The man gave me
to ice creams. I headed back toward the brick ledge.

Ok Poof, I got our
ice creams. Now lets go and I gasped when I got to the
ledge, and dropped the ice creams to the ground. Poof was missing!