Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: A Fairly Good Mom Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Gosh darn it Wanda!
Why are you so good at board games? My husband said after I beat
him at checkers for the 10th time.

Im
knowledgeable. I told him. Its one of my special skills.

Oh yeah! he
retorted. Well do you know my special skill?

Farting? I asked
him. Burping the alphabet incorrectly?

No! he replied.
I can he thought a minute. I can he turned around
to face me.

I can do that stuff
and do more gross things like talking with my mouth full just like
Timmy can. And I can be naked when ever I feel like it!

Only when youre
taking a bath or a shower. I reminded him. Its just not
right to do it on purpose in front of public.

I can if I wanted
to. Cosmo said. If you let me. But you wont let me! If those
babies on TV did it, than why cant I? I thought this is a free
country, it is not? I wanted to add something, but Poof
interrupted our conversation.

Mama! Dada! Poof
replied happily while he showed us a dinosaur picture that he colored
in a green crayon. Cosmo and I looked at the picture in our babys
hands.

Good job Poof! I
congratulated him. Youre becoming a little artist, arent
you?

Poof! he
replied, proud of what he just done.

Uh, no offence
Poof, Cosmo told him. Our son looked at his father and waited for
his comment. But you drew outside of the lines, I think
its supposed to be inside the lines, at least that what my
mama and Wanda told me.

Cosmo, I stated.
Hes just a baby; hell learn when hes older.

Well how do you
know? My husband asked. What if hes like me and never really
learns? Again I wanted to say something to him, when our
godchild, Timmy came into the room. He was carrying a little pink
flower in a plastic cup with dirt around the plant.

Hey Timmy, whatre
you doing with that plant? Cosmo asked the ten year old boy.
Going to exterminate it? Can I help?!

No Cosmo! he
told him. Im giving it to my mother as a mothers day gift.
He put the plant safely on his windowsill so the sun can shine on it.
He than watered the plant with his watering can. I planted it at
school. He finished.

Aw Timmy, thats
very sweet of you. I told my godchild. I bet your mom will love
it!

I hope she will too
Wanda. Timmy said, proudly.

As long as she doesnt
touch it! Cosmo piped up. Than my husband gave a worried look.

Wait, did you say
Mothers Day? He asked.

Yup! Timmy
replied. Today and tomorrow, then its Mothers Day the next
day!

Than I better go to
the store to buy my mama a gift! Cosmo said.

Relax. Timmy
replied. You have like one day and a half to do it. You dont have
to rush.

But I have to buy
ma mama something before I forget! Cosmo told Timmy.

You can go after I
ask you guys a question. Timmy explained.

A question?
Cosmo said. You know if it has anything to do with
education, than Ill probably fail.

Dont worry, its
easy. Timmy reassured him.

You mean easy for
you, or easy for me? Cosmo wanted to know.

Just ask the
question Timmy! I encouraged him.

Well Mr. Crocker
asked the class whats the best gift that they gave to their moms
on Mothers Day, and I said either the glass plate I made in
kindergarten, or the rug I made last year in 4th grade.
Now I want to know whats the best gift that you guys gave
to you moms on Mothers Day?

I gave my mom a
dead frog once. Cosmo said. She said that it was the greatest
gift that shes ever gotten! Unfortunately, I never see it
anymore.

Mama! Poof
replied.

Aw! Thats my
boy! I said, patting him.

What about you
Wanda? Timmy asked. Did you ever give your mom something
special for Mothers Day?

Well one year I
made my mom a seashell necklace. I replied.

Thats nice.
Than he looked at Cosmo. Ok Cosmo, what are you going to give you
mom this year?

I dont know!
he confessed.

Lets think for a
while. Timmy suggested. Or wed be at the store for hours.

Or for a million
years! Cosmo added. Timmy narrowed his eyes at him. Ok lets
think!

While they were
thinking, I went into a fishbowl and turned into a goldfish. When I
went inside our castle house, I turned into a fairy again and went to
our bedroom. I laid on my bed and pulled the pillow aside, revealing
a photograph of my family taken more than 10,000 years ago. I picked
up the photo and looked at it. We were a happy family. I looked at my
mom on the left by Blonda.

Oh mom, I
whispered to myself. You were so happy with us. I wish you didnt
have to go. I started to have tears in my eyes.

Wanda are you ok?
I heard a noise above me. I looked up. It was Cosmo. He, Poof, and
Timmy were all standing/floating beside my bed.

Oh hello guys. I
said. I looked at the picture at my mom again and sighed.

Is that you mom?
Cosmo asked me. He and Timmy looked at my picture.

Yes. I said.

Do you miss her?
Timmy asked. I looked down at the ground and started crying.

Yes, I miss her
everyday! I sobbed, putting my hands under my face and weeping.

You guys are lucky
that you all have moms that love you, I dont even know where my
mom is, or if she has forgotten me! I cried harder.

Mama? Poof
asked, wondering why I was crying. Cosmo came and sat beside me on my
bedside. He put his hand over me.

There, there. Its
all right! My husband comforted me. You moms out there
somewhere, Im sure of it!

Are you sure? I
asked him wiping a tear out of my eye.

No. He
confessed. But I do know that you cant cry over orange juice,
and that you dont have to worry.

Well I hope youre
right. I said lighting up.

I hope I am too.
Cosmo replied. Because I cant bear tosee you cry
like that!

Im sure Wanda
will be fine. Timmy replied.

For now at least.
I told them. Than I looked at Poof, he looked down with tears in his
eyes.

Poof mama? he
asked.

Dont worry
Poof. I comforted my baby. I wont cry anymore. Than Poof
looked at me and smiled.

Poof poof! he
said happily, waving his rattle.

Now that that
is over. Timmy said. Cosmo, lets go to the fairy market and
get your mom something.

Ok! he replied.
They were about to go when I said.

Wait! Poof needs
more diapers so Poof and I are coming with you.

Ok. Timmy said.

Alright! Cosmo
cheered. Lets get to it baby! I grabbed Poof in my arms,
than we all poofed to the fairy market (Fairies have to by stuff with
money like humans do, thats why we dont just poof for the
things that we want.)

When we got to The
Fairy Market, I got as a cart and put Poof in the baby seat. We went
inside. It was busy like always, fairies everywhere.

Ok, Poof and I are
going to the baby department. I told Cosmo and Timmy. You two
go wherever and Ill meet you there.

Ok sounds good.
Timmy said. Come on Cosmo, lets start searching!

Ok bye Wanda! he
waved at me as he and Timmy went into an isle.

Ok Poof, I told
the fairy baby. Lets see if we can find you some diapers.

Poof poof! he
said as we entered the diaper isle.

Lets see big,
medium, big, medium. I said, reading of the labels on the shelves.

Poof, can you do
mommy a huge favor? I asked him. Poof looked up at me with his
hand in his mouth.

Poof? He asked.

Can you stay right
here while mommy goes and finds some smaller diapers for you?

Poof poof! he
grinned as if saying You can count on me!

Thanks sweetie!
I told him, patting him on the forehead, and leaving him alone in the
cart.

I couldnt find any
diapers that were small, so I asked one of the clerks. He showed me
where they were. I said thank you and headed back where Poof was,
diapers in hand.

Ok Poof. I said,
returning to the cart. I got what we needed. Now lets go find
daddy and Timmy and lets I gasped when I saw the cart,
dropping the diapers on the floor. Poof was missing!