Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Wanda’s Birthday – Chapter 2

Chapter 2: The Best
Mourning Ever

Wanda awoke the next
mourning to the smell of pancakes. She scathed out and yawned. She
looked at Timmys clock; it was 8:30 in the mourning, only 3 and a
half hour until her big party. She looked around; Cosmo, Poof, and
Timmy were all sound asleep. She wanted to join them to sleep some
more, but she got distracted by the wonderful smell. The smell was
coming from inside the fishbowl. She got in the fishbowl and turned
into a goldfish. When she went into her and her husbands (and now
Poofs) house, she turned back into a fairy, and followed the smell
into the kitchen. She gasped at what she saw; on a plate was her
favorite breakfast, Chocolate Chip Pancakes!

She wanted to wait to
eat this wonderful breakfast with Cosmo and Timmy, but she couldnt
wait. Maybe just one bite Wanda thought to herself. She took a
pancake, and opened her mouth to take a bite.

Mourning Wanda!
said a familiar voice. Wanda looked around and smiled at Timmy.
Happy birthday! he said.
Why thank you Timmy, she
smiled and looked at the pancakes.

Did you and Cosmo
make all those pancakes? she asked him.

Nope. He said.
I did it all on my own. Wanda looked puzzled.

Youre kidding
right?

Nope.

All on your own,
with no help whatsoever?

Since its your
birthday, I decided to give you time off from working so hard, and
cooked you something you love.

Aw, thanks
sweetie. She looked around. Hay, how did you get in here
anyways?

Cosmo poofed me
in. Wanda looked around again.

Speaking of Cosmo,
where is he? I want to share this wonderful meal with you guys.

Changing Poofs
diaper in my room.

Changing Poofs
diaper?

Yup! I told him
about today, he just shrugged his shodders, and got to work.

Really? Wanda
said really shocked, usually she hardly ever can make those
boys do some work.

Really, really.

I must be
dreaming. She sounded skeptical. I got to see this for myself.
She and Timmy poofed into Timmys room. Sure enough, there was
Cosmo trying to change Poofs diaper. Instead of the diaper being
on the bottom, Cosmo stuck it on Poofs head.

There, now maybe
thatll work. He told himself, admiring his work. Poof squirted
him with his water squrter.

Ok, you really got
to stop doing that! he told him. Poof just giggled. Then Poof
noticed Wanda, flouting towards them.

Mama. He said
cheerfully.

Mama? Cosmo
quationed and turned around to see with wife and god kid.

Oh, hi Wanda! he
said. Beautiful mourning, isnt it?

Very bruitiful.”She
agreed. Look Cosmo, Im glad youre doing this for me, but
youre doing it all wrong.

Ok, you do it!
he gladly agreed.

Youre supposed
to do it like this. She quickly changed Poofs diaper to the
bottom this time. Poof laughed while his mom worked.

See? Wanda told
her husband. Easy as Chocolate Chip Pancakes.

Poof! Poof! Poof
laughed.

In speaking of
Chocolate Chip Pancakes, Wanda I believe you didnt finish yours.
Wanda looked at Timmy.

Oh, silly me. She
said. How could I forget about those? Ill be right back.
With that, Wanda went to go get the Pancakes in their Castle home.

Hey Timmy? Cosmo
said after Wanda left. Timmy looked at his godfather.

I dont get what
the big deal it is with you and Wanda today. Why are you so nice to
her? Youre a nice kid and all, but this is like super nice.

Dont you know?
Timmy asked.

No. Cosmo shook
his head. Was I supposed to know something? Timmy sighed,
slapping himself in the face.

Cosmo, shes been
mentioning it all week, you have to know something!

Nope! Nothin in
my noggin, except that I know that blue is a color, and a log is
definitely not rice! Timmy slapped himself again.

Cosmo, its Wandas
birthday! Timmy said, shaking Cosmo.

Wandas
birthday? he gasped stepping away.

Yes. Have you been
playing video games all week, instead of listening to your wife, who
has been talking nonstop about her special day?

Flashback 1:

Cosmo, this
Saturday is my birthday! Wanda explained holding Poof.

Thats nice!
Cosmo told her. Now watch me destroy this spaceship! Cosmo was
playing a space game with Timmy. The game ended, with Timmy who has
won 30 times.

Aw, man! Cosmo
said. See what you made me do Wanda? You made me lose!

Flashback 2:

Cosmo, did you go
to the mall to buy something special for a special someone? Wanda
asked, twirling herself around.

Yes, I brought a new
tie, new pants, and a new shirt for myself! he grinned, holding up
his new items.

Cosmo, those are
the exact same as before! she told him.

I know. He
replied, But these are 2008 models!

End of Flashbacks.

No. Cosmo lied.
He didnt want to tell Timmy that he actually had completely
forgotten allabout Wandas birthday.

Ok, I got the
pancakes! Wanda said coming into Timmys room.

Poof! Poof said,
excitedly.

Here you go Poof.
Wanda said poofing him up a highchair, and a can of baby food.

Why does Poof have
to eat baby food all the time, instead of what we eat? Cosmo asked
Wanda.

Because hes
still a baby, and babies arent capable of eating real food yet.

Why? he asked.

Because babys
stomachs are not big enough for real food yet, so they have to eat
baby food instead.

But Poof ate that
spicy burrito, and thats not baby food.

True, but that was
an emergency.

So, can I eat some
baby food? he asked, hopefully.

No. Its for
babies only. Isnt that right little poofy woofy? She went to
Poof, patting him on the head.

Poof! Poof! Poof
smiled and laughed.

After they were done
eating and cleaned up, they watched The Carpet Critters Movie.
It was Poofs first movie he ever watched with his new parents.
After the movie was done, Wanda looked down at Poof.

Youre like that
new baby in the movie; youre going to make a cute and loveable new
member in the family. Poof laughed while his mom played with him.

Guys, the gusts are
here! Timmy shouted looking out the window. He went to his door to
greet them.

What gusts?
Cosmo asked, looking out the window.

Oh my gosh, the
gusts are here! He gasped, and went after Timmy. Wanda just stayed
there, craedleling Poof.

Well Im never
going to forget this birthday, know why Poof?

Poof just looked up at
her.

Cause this year its
differerent, this year I get to celebrate with you, my little Poof!
Poof laughed while his mom tickled him on the chin.