Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Know your Stars Chapter 7
Ok Now next up is … Dun dta tada! CHOMPY THE GOAT! a cuple of people are stairing at me funny Yes I did Chompy the Goat! Don’t question me! I thought it would be different. Ok everything in the ( and ) is what Chompy is saying
Know your stars.. Know your stars Know your stars
Chompy the goat. He is not a hero
Chompy: Baa whatever that noise goats make please bear with me I am just going to put baas ok? (What are you talking about! I saved those kids didnt I?!)
Chompy the goat. He ate all the ice cream in the world.
Chmpy: Baaa, Baaa., Baaa? (I didnt do that. I may have ate all of Chesters ice cream but not the worlds.) Baaa!
Chompy the goat. Is mad at Vicky for goat-napping him!
Vicky: For the last time I didnt take that goat!
Random person in the mob: Hey we found her!
Anather random person: There she is! Get her! the mob runs after Vicky and Vicky runs away
Vicky: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Chompy: BAaaaaa, baaaa baaa Vicky baaa Baa BAAaaa! (I dont hate Vicky because she goat-napped me which she really didnt but I do hate her because she called me stupid and doesnt appreciate me or anyone and she is Icky and pure evil! But thats why I gave her a wedgie! Hehehe..)
Chompy the goat. Wishes he could still be stuck inside that glass box!
Chompy: BAAABBAAA! BAA Baaa! ( No I dont! I was miserable in that thing! That glass box was very small and I felt like I was on display in that thing!)
Chompy the goat.. He is mad at Timmy Turner for just letting him go away without stopping anything.
Chompy: Baaaaa baaaa? Baaa baaa baaaa. (I am not mad at Timmy for anything. Where did you get that idea? He is my lifesaver! Now I am able to go to see my wife and kids! Who I love soo much!)
Chompy the goat.. he is not a goat
Chompy: Baaaa? Baa baaa baaa? (What are you talking about? Cant you see that I look like a goat, talk like a goat, and act like one?! What else would I be?)
Chompy the goat he is very stupid.
Chompy: BBBAAAA! BAA BAAA BAA BAA! ( just for your information I went to goat Harvard! Thank you very much! And if I wasnt smart then how would I know when and were people are in trouble to save them!)
Chompy the goat he is soo stupid that instead of responding to me he is baaing and doesnt talk at all he just Baas
Chompy: BAA BAaa baa! (Of coarse I baa! Im a goat! What else am I supposed to do? Bark?)
Chompy the goat He discovered the cure for Polio
Chompy: Baaa baa baaa BBBBBBBAAAAAAAA! ( curse those lairs at the PENT OFFICE!)
Chompy the goat he hates not being the goat
Chompy: Baaa ba baa? Baaa baaa baaa! (but, I am the goat? And youre not making sense!)
Chompy the goat he cannot understand a word Im saying!
Chompy: BAAA BAAA BAAA! BAA BA! ( I can understand every word youre saying and it is all lies! Why would you put me on this show if you thought I couldnt understand you? I knew I was here for a reason! Maybe if someone created a human-to-goat translator you would be able to understand us a little more!)
Baaa all you want Chompy! No one will ever understand you!
Chompy: BAAAAAAAAA.
Chompy the goat since he cant understand me he wouldnt know if I was saying things to embarrass him on national television!
Chompy: BAAA BAA Baa baaa baaa! (YES I WOULD! And if you could understand every word Im saying you would know that Im going to ram you after this!)
Chompy the goat he wears seven socks cause he has seven legs! And he puts an extra one on his tail!
Chompy: Baaa baa baa! (your crazy. Youre just asking for a ramming arent you?)
And now you know Chompy The Goat!
Chompy: Baaa baaa baa baaa! (And now Im going to ram your ass!)