Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Godparent Chapter 7
Disclaimer: I dont own Fairly Odd Parents.
Author’s Note: Concrit welcome. Please tell me if anyone is out of character.
Chapter 7: Timmys Unofficial Helper
Tootie was very eager to go to school the next day. She wanted to begin helping Timmy immediately, to make up for his lack of godparents (and maybe even get him to like her.)
The twerpette is smiling, growled Vicky, When you are back from school, you need to do my chores.
Yes, Vicky, groaned Tootie.
She knew she could just wish herself out of her chores with her Pixie wishes, so Vicky threatening her with chores didnt bother her a wit.
Later at school, Tootie got out her Timmy-Tracker. It said Timmy was in the hallway, at his locker.
I wish I was at Timmys locker.
PING!
Tootie appeared there.
Timmy was surprised to see her appear so fast. Was she a ninja or something?
Time for your daily beating, Turner!
Francis!
Tootie wouldnt let Francis hurt Timmy, not on her watch, not when she had magic.
I wish Francis lived in France, said Tootie impulsively, since that was the first thing she could think of, And was incapable of learning French until he became nicer.
PING!
Francis appeared in France. The French looked in disgust upon the grey bully.
Timmy gazed around in confusion. What the heck happened to Francis? Well, he didnt care. That was one less misery for him anyway.
It was time for class. Mr. Crocker, the teacher frequently bullied Timmy. But not on Tooties watch. Crocker spazzed about fairy godparents, like he usually did. How was that supposed to help them learn?
As Crocker talked about being a cat burglar but not sure what to do with the cats, Tootie got an idea.
I wish Crocker was a cat, said Tootie.
PING!
Crocker became a cat.
Timmy looked at the cat in confusion. What happened to Crocker? Why was the cat there? On second thought, he didnt care.
Yay! shouted Chester, No school!
Crocker supposed that he became a cat because Tootie got GODPARENTS and decided to use them to protect TURNER, who lost his FAIRY GODPARENTS! He did a cat spaz, yowling like crazy.
Tootie giggled.
Waxelplax sent in a substitute, a nice, kind, unthreatening substitute that Tootie felt no need to do anything to because they werent being mean to Timmy.
Chester was dismayed that there was going to be school after all. He missed AJ. Why did AJ have to go to Harvard for two weeks?
His hand strayed near the pager. Maybe he could use Norm to go see AJ at Harvard.
Chester then was swamped by memories of his failed attempts to help the world and Norms taunts. Maybe, hed just mess this up too.
Tootie was elated when the school day finally finished. She could protect Timmy from Vicky now!
I wish I was invisible, said Tootie to Bill.
PING!
Unseen, Tootie followed Timmy to his house. Tootie supposed no one could call it stalking or creepy if they couldnt see her and she actively helped Timmy, instead of just looking gooey-eyed at him. She felt guilty that she couldnt have protected Timmy from Vicky when they came to stay at his house.
She entered his house before he closed the door.
Me and your dad are going to a Do It Yourself Convention, said Timmys mom, And we are leaving you with Vicky, who will baby-sit youby herself!
But mom, protested Timmy, I hate Vicky!
Vicky will baby-sit you, said Timmys dad, And you interfere with our plans, you will go to your room, with no TV or video games.
Alright, said Timmy, I wont interfere.
Time to baby-sit your precious little gift from above, said Vicky sweetly, using the nice faade she put on in front of parents.
Tootie thought Vickys sweet tone had a weird dissonance with the piano players playing funeral music behind her.
Timmys parents left the room quicker than any roadrunner could run, even a cartoon roadrunner.
Vicky got out a flamethrower.
Do my homework or Ill blast you with this baby!
Whered you get that?
Internet, said Vicky, Its amazing what they sell on Ebay. I wonder if I would be allowed to sell your silly pink hat.
Tootie got an idea.
I wish all Vickys possessions were on Ebay, with the starting price of one penny for them all.
PING!
Tootie giggled. Vicky was naked!
I wish Vicky was wearing a garbage bag. A stinky garbage bag.
PING!
Vicky did not like the new outfit of hers.
What happened?
I wish Timmy had an awesome pizza, said Tootie.
She knew Vicky didnt tend to feed him much.
PING!
Timmy wondered how the pizza appeared. He ate it hungrily.
Tootie smiled. She was quite the fairy godparent, was she?
I wish I was Timmys fairy godparent.
Bill was surprised. Tootie was going to ruin the Pixies plan. Unless
Bill got out his cell phone and called Head Pixie.
HP, my godchild wished herself into a fairy. Send a Butterfly Net Squadron to catch her.
PING!
Tootie came out of a nine-ball in front of Timmy, in his room.
Im Tootie and Im your fairy godparent.
Im calling the cops, said Timmy, Or Im having a very weird dream. You are a fairy? Godparent?
Timmy collapsed in a fit of laughter.
Tootie did not like being laughed at.
Timmy! yelled Tootie, Stop it! I want to make you happy.
Well thanks, said Timmy, But why do I have dj vu?
I dont know, said Tootie.
Tootie thought about Timmys question. He had a miserable life before yesterday and you got fairies when you had a miserable life so maybe Timmy used to have fairies.
Jorgen looked at his screen. Something wasnt adding up. Turners fairies had quit. Yet the screen said Turner had a fairy and that it was named Tootie. No fairies named Tootie were officially registered as godparents. Did she become a godparent illegally? Jorgen supposed so.
BOOM!
Turner! I did not assign this fairy to you!
Timmy wondered who the muscled, big army guy was.
Tootie, youre going to Abracatraz! boomed the army guy.
Tootie and the army guy BOOMED away.
A businessman PINGed into the room holding a butterfly net, looked around a bit and PINGed away.
The Pixies felt full of glee. They had almost won and Turner hadnt stopped them yet. Maybe the universe would be theirs.