Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Pixie CoOwned Chapter 1

A/N:
Hello dude people, Im backand unfortunately for youIve
gone crazy and made this story, me and my friend Alex (who co-writes
it) have decided to make a weird story called Pixie. Co and
with her helping with ideas and my awesome writing skills it
cant go wrong! Every chapteror so will be like a new episode,
kinda like a comedy reality showso just read it before ya knock it
and get ready to laugh!

Summary:
each ep will kinda start off with a summary, but basically Pixie Inc
has some new and old visitors and a new boss in the end.

Disclaimer:
I own Alex, Kaitlyn, Carolyn, for now. Butch Hartman owns the rest
(unfortunately)

Chapter
1: Pixie. Co-Owned

If
theres one thing that Norm did not like, other then Timmy Turner,
it was intimidation, and floating outside the large mahogany door
wasnt helping his nerves. This whole scene, screamed
intimidationand he didnt like it one bit. If he didnt need a
job so desperately, he wouldnt be here right now, but it paid good
and all he had to do was float there and look menacing, which he
could do quiet easily. To bad for him, the only way to get said job,
was to take an interview, and for once in his life he wished he was
anywhere but there at this moment in time.

Pixie
Inc wasnt as ferociously boring as everyone said it would be; it
was more like Fairy World, except instead of color and wonderment,
there was grey and business lining every crevice of the city. Norm
actually kind of liked being in the city, just the fact that he was
colorful and taller then everyone made it that more enjoyable when
the pixies floated away screaming.

That
was earlier that day, now he felt completely worthless, like the bug
you keep killing but wont go away. He was sitting quietly in the
white waiting room, while the receptionist clicked mercifully away at
her key board, looking casually at him from behind her sunglasses.
Norm stared at the ground, biting his lip and trying to calm his
already alarming heart rate. This was a new level of feeling for him,
the feeling of absolute horror and dread that can only come from a
near death experience; its not a good feeling.

The
girl heard a faint beep coming from the phone on her desk; her small
hand reached out and picked it up while another pink manicured nail
pressed the talk button.

Hello?
high pitched and nasally, almost like it should have belonged to a
five year old instead of a twenty or so one, Norm shuddered at the
sound. Norm has only heard that once, nails on a chalk board in the
fifth gradenot pleasant.

Thats
right sir hes hereyes Ill send him right away the phone
clattered as she hung up. She turned her head towards Norm and gave a
long, exasperated sigh, her pink finger pointed towards the ceiling.

The
boss will be seeing you now Mr. Norm, 120th
floor

Thanks
Norm got out of his seat at a snails pace, he floated towards the
door that was marked stairs and began to proceed through it.

I
would ping, or whatever you do up there, its fasterand who
knows what happens in those stair ways she sneered, Norms
shoulders fell, and he nodded politely to her, although on the inside
he wished he could stab that un-caring bitch in the heart.

He
snapped his fingers, and in a short time he was now floating out side
the previously mentioned door. Norm sucked in a great breath and let
it out.

You
can do this, youve been through court orders and law suits and can
totally do this he knocked quietly on the door and floated in.

The
office was, ginormous, it was giant and enormous combined. Norms head
just brushed the ceiling, causing him to bend down a little as he
floated in. The room was simple enough, though, a large desk, high
tech computer, a couple of plush leather chairs and a large sofa. It
looked more like a room then an office.

So
youre the one applying for our body guard position? the voice
was monotone, no emotion, not even a hint of a sneer, which is what
Norm pictured it would be.

Yes
sir, I thought that Id be a good candidate for the position
Norm smirked to himself, ohthat was good.

What
makes you think you could ever the small ebony haired pixie
spoke up suddenly, glaring hatefully towards him before he was cut
off. He gave Norm the Im watching you move and pouted at
him.

Well
Mr. Norm, I believe you have a job

Just
like that!?

Just
like that

Finally!
Things are actually turning out right!

The
door burst open and swung off its hinges, loud ominous music played
in the background, three figures stood in the doorway, dust and smoke
from the recent break in blocking them.

The
first was female, as were all three, this one however was taller, had
long blonde and teal hair pulled into a jagged ponytail. Her clothes
were ripped and looked like a high school uniform. She lowered her
combat boot covered foot that had just kicked the door down and
stared menacingly at the inhabitants of the office.

A
smaller one pushed in front of her, her face and most of her body was
blocked by a large purple boom box, but from the uniform and the
pointy hat, they guessed she was a Pixie. The only difference was her
gray sleeves were rolled up and a green shirt appeared underneath.
She pressed the play button and music blared from the speakers at a
volume so high it shattered the many windows in the office.

Dontcha
wish your girlfriend was HOT like ME, dontcha wish your girlfriend
was a FREAK like ME.dontcha!

TRACK
SEVEN YOU IDIOT! a voice ragged, the three males looked around the
two figures, but couldnt see the ragging female

Im
sorry! the boom box carrier cried. She set the music player down
carefully on the ground, quickly changing the track to number seven.
Thunder and lighting crashes noisily and loud monstrous music played
in the background.

A
figure swayed through the door, she side steeped around her body
guard and shoved her assistant out of the way harshly. A smug grin
played on her pink glossed lips.

Mourning
sweetie she said, her voice sickening sweet. Hps eyes went wide
behind his glasses, his jaw dropped and he pointed accusingly at the
woman standing in front of him.

YOU!
W-what are you doing here? he croaked, his voice barely a whisper.
Sanderson turned his head towards his boss and raised an eyebrow.
Norm sat in mid air, just as confused as everyone else, but
pretending he wasnt. The small pixie who had been rudely shoved,
was now sitting on her ass, trying to brush her spiky pink and brown
hair out of her face. The taller one just seemed bored; she leaned
against the wall and sized Norm up.

Well
I conquered my own business and all those inhabiting it. I needed a
change, so I decided to visit and old friend and take over his
business, good idea no? She asked smugly, she walked around the
mahogany desk and plopped herself down into the high backed leather
chair. She kicked her high heeled shoes off and set her feet on the
desk, letting herself get comfortable.

If
Hp was shocked a minute ago he was now fuming. He stalked over to his
chair and pushed the back so that she fell out of it. NO its
not a good idea Alex! Now get the hell out of my office!

Alex
picked herself off the floor, straightened her pink skirt and suit
jacket, and quickly shook her brown curly hair back into place. She
glared evilly at him behind her own glasses.

Ohyou
shouldnt have done that the assistant remarked

Shut
up Kaitlyn the taller grumbled

Make
me Carolyn! Kaitlyn snapped, she picked her self and floated
beside her boss.

I
think its a great idea HPand I will stay here, I have orders
and I have rights Alex stated furiously, she poked him in the
chest with each word; I will destroy all youve built, just like
you destroyed my heart! she choked, faking tears. Kaitlyn pulled a
Kleenex box out of her suit pocket and handed it to her boss.

Broke
her heart? Sanderson questioned, Hp blushed, and looked at the
ground.

Technicallybut
it wasnt that bad

YOU
BROKE UP WITH ME OVER A TEXT MESSAGE! she screamed, throwing the
Kleenex box at him.

Thats
harsh dude Norm stated quietly.

Harsh
indeed! So thats why Im spending every waking moment of my life
ruining yours!

Ex-girlfriend
with a vendettanot good Sanderson remarked, earning a slap in
the back of the head as a reward. Then all hell broke loose. Carolyn
started yelling at Kaitlyn for no reason, which in turn caused
Kaitlyn to scream back at her. An all out war had erupted between Hp
and Alex, with Sanderson in the middle trying to calm them down. Norm
floated awkwardly in the midst of the yelling and shouting. He
fidgeted nervously debating on whether or not her shout stop the
fight or let in continue until somebody got thrown out the window. He
finally made his decision.

Heyguys
I have an idea he frowned, HEY GUYS I HAVE AN IDIEA!

All
eyes looked at him, he smirked, Why dont you too work together,
your both evil, why not combine the evil?

Sounds
good to me Alex said suddenly, Hp turned his head and started at
her wild eyed

NO
WAY! Im not giving up my empire to her!

I
really dont think you have a choice sir Sanderson said
ruefully, pointing at the three girls squealing in the corner.

Alex
looked over her shoulder, and smirked, flipping off all three men
before she exited. Carolyn followed, and after Kaitlyn went face
first into the door, she followed also.

All
three men looked at each other nervously. They were in deep shit.

—-

OW!
God watch where youre going!

HELLOmy
office I dont have to watch anything

The
two assistants sighed, thats the fifth time that week the two new
bosses had gotten into an argument over something stupid. Kaitlyn
grabbed her jacket and motioned for Sanderson to follow, he did so
without question.

Alex
sat at her extremely small desk that resembled an upturned cardboard
box. She crossed her arms and glared heatedly over at her co-ruler.
Hp sat somewhat comfortably in his leather chair, with Alex there the
office was more cramped, and almost everything they did had to be her
way or no way at all.

Alex
was currently making a call on her cell phone, ignoring his presence
completely; he took that opportunity to escape. He pinged himself out
of the office and sighed, a little fresh air and lunch would do him
some good. Norm was called almost immediately, he gonged himself
beside his boss and both went to lunch.

Alex
was now alone. She closed the cell and smiled happily around the
office.

It
needs something her eyebrows furrowed and her smile turned
slightly more evil and less happy, If Im going to work here, I
might as well be comfortable and happy

—

Hp
returned, stomach full, head not pounding, and finally not as pissed
off as he usually was. He was more content then he had been in a long
time. Norm followed behind him, chattering randomly about destroying
Fairy World and more recently Timmy Turner. Both men had argued and
agreed about the best way to destroy Turner and take over Fairly
World.

Heywe
have something in common

There
was a reason why I hired you Norm; that was obviously the reason;
your revenge schemes are incredible! Hp commented, praising the
un-trustworthy genie

Ahh
I do what I can sir Norm answered modestly, he pushed the door to
Hps office opened and let the head pixie float in before him. He
followed closely behind and smacked right into the boss.

What
theholy hell no! Norm said quietly. Hp twitched suddenly, his
hands curled up into fists.

His
officewasPINK! Everything, his desk was gone and replaced with
a new one, the curtains were pink, the carpet, lamps, chairs,
EVERYTHING! Frilly, pink and overall girly! The pink leather chairs
back faced them, Alex turned around, her hands folded under her chin,
elbows resting on her crossed legs, and she smiled smugly at them
both.

Like
it?

Hp
let out strangled noises, to shocked and upset to speak. Norm took it
upon himself to answer.

What
did you do to it?! He asked nervously, the pink was getting to
him.

Well
if Im going to work here I want it to be a suitable working
environment for me her lips peeled back into a genuine smile,
Besides, this place needed a womans touch, and so do you pixie
boy she muttered near the end.

Hp
finally found his voice, Where the hell will I work! it came
out in more of a squeak then the stern voice he intended

Alex
pointed a manicured finger over to the janitors closet. I set
all your stuff up in thereyoull be happier

IM
NOT WORKING IN THE JANITORS CLOSET! he screamed, he gripped the
edge of the pink desk.

A
long floppy haired man walked through the office door and smirked,
Hey Mr. Boss man youre bunking with me now huh? he took a
quick swig out of a coca-cola bottle filled with a clear liquid. Hp
turned slowly and spoke swiftly but hotly.

Not
now Alanleave and do some actual work before I kick your ass OUT
of this building!

Alan
stepped back slowly, and then broke out in a run, through the door
down the hall and into the comforts of the mail room.

Hp
and Alex were now in a heated argument about who got what and why she
deserved the office more. Norm sighed and smacked his palm to his
forehead.

Carolyn
took that moment to walk in; she gave one swift look at Norm and
slapped him on the back as a hello. She set a folder on Alexs
desk, and turned a stony smile over to Norm.

See
ya puny man She waved, the studded bracelets on her wrist clanged
together. Norm whimpered nervously and slumped against the wall.
Screams filled the office, Kaitlyn had her headphones in her ears,
Sanderson was ignoring everything by clacking away noisily at his
keep board, and Carolyn just stood outside the door like a statue.
She gave Norm a glare and turned her head back to look down the hall,
he shrunk back against the wall.

Ughso
much for being a body guard, I cant even guard myself! he
looked up at the ceiling, What have I gotten myself into?