Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre Chapter 3

Once more the
worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
collide in the ring. However this time its a little different.
This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The
stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the
brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only
available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines Day
Massacre!

Hows everyone
doing? I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving weekend. Its now
time for chapter 3, in which Jimmys former crush Betty Quinlan
takes on Timmys best friend Chester McBadbat in one-on-one
competition! This match is one fall to a finish and all normal rules
apply. Who will come out on top? Read on to find out! Disclaimer is
in chapter one.

Bell rings

Chester and Betty
lock up with the standard collar and elbow tie-up before Betty gains
the early advantage with a knee to the midsection. She follows that
up with a neck breaker and a leg drop before covering Chester to get
the first near fall of the contest.

Betty seems to be
trying to put Chester away quickly. You know she will be looking for
her variation of the Last Ride, known as the B.Q. Bomb. Eustace
said.

You have to know
that Chester isnt going to be that easy to put away. He told me
earlier today that he has a counter to the B.Q. Bomb, and I know he
is looking to hit his version of C.M. Punks Go to Sleep, which he
calls the Trailer Hitch. This match looks like it could go either
way. Wanda replied.

After kicking out,
Chester nipped up and grabbed Betty in a front facelock, hitting a
DDT before covering her for a quick two count. The two trade spinning
heel kicks which both duck, deep arm drag takedowns, and finally both
go for dropkicks. The two get up quickly and assume fighting stances
and glare at each other, earning cheers and applause from the
audience.

The two warily eyed
each other up before locking up again. This time, Chester got the
upper hand with a quick headlock takeover. They both regained their
footing quickly, with Betty going for another dropkick, which Chester
swatted away. With Betty on the canvas, Chester tried to hit an elbow
drop, but she rolled out of the way, leaving him to crash and burn.

This is back and
forth wrestling at its finest. Betty and Chester must have done a lot
of studying on each other! Eustace called.

With Chester
clutching at his elbow, Betty swooped in and began to pummel his
right knee with kicks. She gets him to his feet, and Irish Whips him
into the corner, where she hits him with a dropkick to the sternum.
Chester growls in agony and rolls to the outside to catch his breath.
However things dont go as planned, as Betty uses the top rope to
slingshot up and over and onto a stunned Chester.

Upon landing on him,
Betty mounted him and began to throw wild haymakers, most of which
Chester was able to block. A few connected, and left the blonde
staggered. Using his hair, Betty was able to pick Chester up and roll
him back into the ring and get a close two count.

Very impressive
slingshot cross body block by Quinlan! It looks like she stepped up
her game here tonight. It looks like Betty has adopted a ground and
pound offense here tonight. Wanda called.

Betty came in an
overwhelming underdog tonight, but it seems that even Chester
underestimated her desire and passion to win! Eustace replied.

Once the count was
broken, Betty landed a stomp to a prone Chester. Feeling that the
time had come, Betty pulled Chester up and set him up for the B.Q.
Bomb, but Chester blocked it into a back body drop.

An unrelenting
Chester quickly snatched Betty up and hit a series of three snap
suplexes. Sensing that he had the advantage, Chester set Betty up for
the Trailer Hitch, but just like he had done, Betty quickly rolled
off his shoulders and landed a DDT for another two count.

Quinlan is in
firm control here and now. Im beginning to suspect that the
frustration at first underestimating Betty, then being unable to hit
his trademark finisher are getting to Chester! Eustace said.

Out of that
frustration, Chester landed several hard right hands that went
unblocked. Pushing the brunette into the corner, Chester lifted her
up to the top turnbuckle with ease, climbed up and locked her up. He
looked around the sold out crowd before throwing her with a massive
belly-to-belly overhead suplex.

Both competitors are
down, but Chester suddenly nips up with a crazed look in his eye. He
looks to the crowd and signals that the end is here. He drags Betty
up by her shirt, kicks her in the stomach and sets her up.

I dont believe
it! Chester McBadbat is going to hit Betty Quinlan with her own
finisher! Chester has set her up for the B.Q. Bomb! Wanda yelled.

Chester lifted the
petite young woman up, and brought her crashing back down to earth.
He quickly jumped on top of her, but Betty got her left shoulder up
at two and three quarters.

Betty kicked out
of her own finisher! Chester has to be wondering what he has to do to
put her away for a three count! Eustace called. Both announcers
looked like they were on the edge of their seats as the match
progressed.

Chester yanked his
hair in frustration. He began screaming at the referee, screaming at
him about a slow count, even though the replay showed a perfect count
and Bettys shoulder shooting off the mat before the three.

While Chester ranted
and raved at the official, Betty was able to recover from the
onslaught that Chester had wrought. When he turned around, she
swiftly booted him in the gut and set him up.

Turn about is
fair play! Betty is looking for Chesters own Trailer Hitch! The
way this match has been going, I wouldnt be surprised if Betty got
the pin! Eustace called.

Betty held him there
for four or five seconds before lifting him over her shoulders and
driving her knee into his face. She quickly jumped on top, but just
like she did, Chester kicked out as the referees hand was coming
down for the three.

Chester showed a
lot of guts and heart by kicking out of his own finishing maneuver.
What more can these two do in their attempt to win? Wanda said.

Betty slapped the
mat in anger. The moment she stood up, she was leveled by a massive
spinning heel kick. With that, Chester went to the outside and
ascended the ropes, perching himself backward on the top. With grace,
he dove off in a picture perfect moonsaultbut Betty had rolled out
of the way at the last moment.

Chester bounced a
foot off the mat when he landed, and he lay motionless with his eyes
closed. The advantage squarely in her favor, Betty seized the moment
for all it was worth. She got him up to his feet, kicked him in the
stomach and set him up.

Chester went for
it all! He went for the home run with the moonsault and struck out!
Here it comes! Betty has him set up for the B.Q. Bomb! If she hits
it, after crashing and burning on the moonsault, I dont think
Chester can kick out! Eustace called.

She lifted him up,
held him for a heartbeat or two, and then drove him down to the
canvas. She fell against the ropes from the momentum she used, then
dove on top of Chester and got the one-two-three.

Here is your
winner: BETTY QUINLAN! Chet announced as the crowd roared.

Betty pulls off
the major upset! The turning point had to be that failed moonsault by
Chester. It seemed to take all the energy out of him, and he was easy
pickings after that! Wanda yelled.

There are a lot
of people who laughed when the match-up was announced, but after this
showing I thinkno I know that Betty could hang with the
best! Timmy Turner and Jimmy Neutron had better watch their backs for
Ms. Quinlan from now on! Eustace replied. Betty left the ring and
walked up the ramp, basking in the adulation from the fans.

What a win for
Betty Quinlan! Now, lets send it back to Sanjay. Wanda said.

Backstage

Thank you Wanda.
Im here with Cindy Vortex, who tonight will take on her boyfriend
Jimmy Neutron in an Extreme Rules match. Cindy, my question iswhy
did you challenge your boyfriend, and more importantly why did you
accept the stipulation of Extreme Rules?

Cindy eyes seemed to
glow as she responded.

Its very
simple Sanjay. You see, when I competed in that Three Way Dance to
win Timmy, it suddenly hit me. Both of those boys just wanted to see
us girls fight each other because they were afraid of what we can do!
So Tootie and I had the plan that once we got the chance, we would
challenge the boys. Well, Timmy beat Tootie to the punch.

What are your
thoughts about going into Extreme Rules, which we have seen can tear
up the human anatomy?

It goes like
this: Extreme Rules just means that I can use whatever means I deem
necessary to beat some respect into Jimmy. Im hoping that Tootie
can do the same with Timmy in that Ladder Match tonight.

With that, Cindy
shoves Sanjay, then turns and walks away, leaving Sanjay on his butt
and speechless.

Back at ringside

Cindy seems fired
up about her match with Jimmy tonight. To me, it sounds like her and
Tootie had conspired against the men they love. My question is what
could either of them have done to upset their girlfriends? Eustace
said.

Im not sure,
but it all boils down to that Three Way Dance that Cindy and Tootie,
along with Trixie competed in to win Timmys affections. Both Cindy
and Tootie find that a slap in the face even though Tootie won the
match. Those two matches are going to be intense beyond all belief in
my estimation. Wanda replied.

Jumpin,
Jumpin by Destinys Child begins to play.

Ladies and
Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Introducing first: from Dimmsdale, CaliforniaTRIXIE TANG!

Trixie walks
confidently down the ramp clad in her red sports bra and denim cut
off shorts to a chorus of cheers. She slides into the ring, but
doesnt pose. Her gaze is locked squarely on the entrance, waiting
on her opponent.

Trixie definitely
looks ready for this match, however with the draw she got, Im not
sure she can win the match, much less survive it. Wanda said.

Well if what
happened in the last match taught us anything, its that anything
is possible. Trixie isnt as big of an underdog as Betty was, but
she isnt favored to make it much longer then three or four
minutes. Eustace replied.

Her music dies out,
and then is replaced by Boom by P.O.D.

Her opponent:
from Retroville, Texas, weighing in at 161lbs.: SHEEN ESTEVEZ!

Sheen struts down
the ramp clad only in jeans with a knee brace on his left knee. He
had the look of a hungry wolf in his eyes as he stares down Trixie.
He gets into the ring and leans calmly against the ropes.

Sheen looks way
over-confident here. You have to wonder if what happened to Chester
is eating at the back of his mind. He shouldnt take Trixie too
lightly; after all, this is the young woman who pushed both Cindy and
Tootie to the limit on more then one occasion. Wanda said.

Yeah, but the old
saying is that lightning doesnt strike twice. If I were a betting
man, I would put a lot of money on Sheen to win without so much as
breaking a sweat. Eustace responded.

The referee went
over the rules with both, and then checked them for any foreign
objects. Satisfied, he sent them to neutral corners before calling
for the bell.

A/N: Read and
Review. Well, Betty pulls off a huge upset! Up next, we will have
Tang vs. Estevez, a backstage interview with Mandie, and the intros
for the next match.