Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Fairly Odd Origins Chapter 4
Dad
A few days after winning that race, Timmys Dad was still showing it off alongside his girlfriend, Timmys Mom. Suddenly, a friend of theirs appears.
Hi, Sheldon. Mom says. Wanna see Dads trophy? Its pretty big.
I know. Sheldon replies. But its not so big as mine. He points at a bigger trophy. I won it at a bicycle race. Do you wanna go at my home where we can see it better?
Sure thing, Sheldon. She replies. Bye, Dad.
Dad stares at the couple leaving him behind and, for the first time on his life, he angrily says: Dinkleberg!.
A few months later, in Fairy World, Jorgen Von Strangle is about to make an important announcement.
The fame and fortune Billy Gates got when he invented the Internet hes now too happy to need Fairy Godparents so Cosmo and Wanda must be reassigned. Jorgen says and then turns to the two fairies. Your new assigned godchild is a boy whose love abandoned him a few months ago and he still hasnt got over it. His name is (nobody pays attention at this part as Cosmo POOFs his three-headed-dragon, who fortunately leaves without causing any harm and went unnoticed by Jorgen) but everyone knows him as Dad. Jorgen says and then POOFs Cosmo and Wanda to Earth.
At his room, Dad is so upset he grabs a nine-ball and throws it away, releasing two fairies.
Hi, Dad. Im Cosmo.
And Im Wanda.
And were your FAIRY GODPARENTS! The two fairies say in unison.
Intro song.
Dad is an average kid that no one understands.
Mommy and Pappy and Vic always giving him commands
Vic: Bed twerp!
The doom and gloom up in his room is broken instantly by his magic little fish,
They grant his every wish cuz in reality
They are his Oddparents
Fairly Oddparents
Wanda: Like wands and like wings
Cosmo: Like floaty crowny things
Oddparents, fairly odd parents
Really mod, peapod, buff bod, hot rod
Dad: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake! Oddparents, fairly odd parents
It flips your lid when you are the kid with fairly oddparents!
Vic: Yeah right! (POP! Vics head is turned into Dinklebergs)
Intro ends.
What? Dad asks. Fairies are real. Cool. And what does it mean about my Fairy Godparents?
You, like, make wishes and then we grant it. Cosmo explains.
Cool. Dad replies. The girl I love left me for a boy named Sheldon Dinkleberg and I wish she came back to me.
Im, like, sorry, Dad. Wanda says. But Da Rules forbids interference with true love.
Who cares about rules? Dad asks.
I do. Jorgen says as he BOOMs himself at the Turner household. If you want to keep your Fairy Godparents youd better obey Da Rules. Is that clear? Dad nods in agreement. Thats better. Jorgen says and then BOOMs himself away.
Whos that guy? Dad asks, scared at him.
Thats Jorgen Von Strangle. Wanda says. Hes, like, the toughest fairy in the universe. And he doesnt like when someone breaks Da Rules.
And true love is something too cute to be tampered with. Cosmo says. We wouldnt like to interfere with that. Rules or no Rules.
Fine. Dad says. Then I wish Sheldon Dinkleberg dies.
We cant do it. Wanda says.
And, for that matter, we cant have him maimed, injury or beaten. Cosmo adds.
Drat. Dad says. So how can I impress Mom so I could have her back?
I know. I know. Cosmo says as he raises his hand. You could wish for a cool superpower like heat vision.
Cosmo. Wanda says. You said you would never suggest this again since what happened to our last godchild.
Why? Cosmo asks. What happened to B-? Wanda interrupts Cosmo to prevent him from revealing to their godchild the identity of their previous one.
Heat vision? Dad thinks about that. What a good idea. I wish I had heat vision.
Cosmo raises his wand and POOF, Dad now has heat vision.
What are you gonna do with your heat vision, Dad? Wanda asks.
Isnt that obvious? Dad asks in reply. Ill use it to hit Dinkleberg so Mom will have no choice but coming back to me.
The fairies gasp in horror.
Hey, there they are. Dad says as he sees Mom and Sheldon through the window. He tries to hit Sheldon but instead hits the mirror Mom was using. The beam is reflected back to Dad. DINKLEBERG!
Dad, you cant harm people like that. Wanda says.
Dinkleberg should have thought about that before stealing my girl. Dad says. I dont mind which means Im gonna utilize for it. Even threat-mantic letters.
Well, I care. Jorgen says as he BOOMs himself back there. And youre too mean to deserve Fairy Godparents and theyll be reassigned. Dad uses his vision on Jorgen. Bad mistake. Youll regret that, puny Earth kid. Jorgen removes the heat vision and erases Dads memory of having Fairy Godparents. Cosmo and Wanda are taken away.
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