Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Fairly Odd Origins – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I dont own The Fairly OddParents or any character from any of the series.

Fairly Odd Origins Vicky

Vicky was in her home being babysat by her Uncle Vic while her parents (Vics yonger brother and sister-in-law) are in the hospital trying to be sure Vickys soon-to-be born sibling would be born safely. Because her parents believe a hospital not to be place for a little girl they forced her to endure her Evil Uncle, not that they didnt know how Evil Vic is, its just that they were too scared of him to refuse. Ever since her parents were expecting for a second child Vic was given more time to torture his niece.

Vicky, Im going to the hospital to see if your mom will finally deliver your new sibling. Meanwhile my brother Vic will babysit you. Vickys Dad says.

Why does it have to be Uncle Vic? Vicky asks.

Because hes family I only have to pay half the price any other babysitter would charge. Vickys Dad explains.

You can take the difference from my allowance but please dont leave me with Uncle Vic. Vicky pleads.

Sorry but its too late. Vickys Dad says as Vic arrives. Your uncle is already here. Vic, if were not here by nine oclock you can put her into bed. Goodbye.

Bed, Twerpette. Vic says after his little brother leaves.

But its just six oclock. Vicky says.

But its nine oclock somewhere. Bed! Vic replies.

In her bedroom, Vicky was so sad she threw a 9-ball at a wall and a BOOM was heard. A huge man in army clothing wearing a floaty crown and carrying a big wand appears in front of her.

Hi, Vicky. I am Jorgen Von Strangle, your FAIRY GODPARENT! Jorgen writes FAIRY GODPARENT with the military style of lettering something like the letters used in the screen title for Talkin Trash.

Intro song:

Vicky is an average kid that no one understands.

Mom and Dad and Vic always giving her commands

Vic: Bed twerpette!

The doom and gloom up in her room is broken instantly by her magic pit bull,

He grants her every wish cuz in reality

He is her Oddparent

Fairly Oddparent

Jorgen: Wands and muscles. Puny crowny things

Oddparent, fairly odd parent

Really mod, peapod, buff bod, hot rod

Vicky: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake! Oddparent, fairly odd parent

It flips your lid when you are the kid with a fairly oddparent!

Vic: Yeah right! (POP!)

Back to the fic.

Do I have a Fairy Godparent? Vicky asks.

Affirmative, stupid puny human. But Da Rules requires you to keep it a secret otherwise youll lose and forget me FOREVER. But dont worry, Vicky. I can disguise myself as any animal or object I want.

I want a puppy.

Jorgen BOOMs himself into a pitbull.

Vicky is scared. What do I do now?

You can make any wishes as you want and Ill grant anyone thats not against Da Rules.

I wish Uncle Vic dies. Vicky says.

Stupid puny human! You cant wish for anyones death. And why would you wish that for a relative of yours? Jorgen asks.

Uncle Vic is so mean. He always places my head in a toilet, forces me to do all the household chores, leaves me starving and all sorts of Evil deeds Im too scared to even mention. Vicky answers.

You shouldnt be so soft, Vicky. If you want to get rid of all that bossing you must be tougher an meaner than him. Jorgen says.

In that case I wish I was meaner and tougher than you and him together.

That wish results in the birth of Icky Vicky, who goes down to confront her Uncle Vic.

Twerpette! I thought I told you to go to your bed. What are you doing here? Vic asks.

Im here to say your time here is over, Uncle Vic. Now get lost before I show you the door. Vicky commands.

Vic tries to stop his niece with the weapons system he installed there during the other times he babysat her but Vicky had already removed her bracelet and she was able to dodge all the weapons and grab her Uncle to kick him away from home. Her parents and their newborn Tootie arrived sooner than expected and saw Vic running away saying he would never visit them again. They were at first happy with the idea of never seeing him again but this happiness ended when they saw the new Vicky, who forced them to prepare dinner while she waited upstairs.

Vicky, you shouldnt be so mean to your parents. Youre making them suffer. Jorgen says.

Its either them or me, Jorgen. And I wish I had one million dollars.

It would be counterfeiting and its against DA RULES.

Then I wish I won it in a game show.

ITS ALSO AGAINST DA RULES TO OBTAIN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE IN ANY COMPETITION.

Then I wish a rich boy to love me and eventually marry me.

Its also against Da Rules to interfere with true love.

Vicky is still too young to consider world domination. Then as long as I keep control over my parents I dont need a Fairy Godparent anymore.

Because you said that I am no longer your Fairy Godparent. And Im glad because I dont like granting wishes to such a mean kid. Youll be allowed to remember me until youre eighteen. Goodbye.

Jorgen leaves Vickys life ready to place a photograph of her into his godkid Hall of Infamy. In the next morning, Vickys new attitude got the attention of her classmates and a teacher who believed it to be the work of FAIRY GODPARENTS and spazzed while yelling that.

Next one will be about Tootie and will be ready as soon as I manage it to be long enough for my taste. Please review.