Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre Chapter 6

Once more the
worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
collide in the ring. However this time its a little different.
This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The
stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the
brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only
available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines Day
Massacre!

Hello again
faithful readers! This time around, we will see Trixies boyfriend
A.J. going against Sheens main squeeze Libby. This match is one
fall with no time limit and all normal match rules apply. Can A.J.
get a slice or retribution for the defeat of Trixie, or will Sheen
and Libby go 2-for-2? Read on to find out! The disclaimer is in
chapter one.

Bell Rings

A.J. starts off
quickly, ducking a clothesline attempt and countering with several
forearm shots before whipping Libby off the ropes. She reverses, but
again A.J. ducks when she goes for the clothesline before hitting her
with a spin kick that knocks the young lady down to the mat. A.J.
follows up with a back flip splash for a two count.

What a hot start
to this contest! That was a flurry of offense the likes of which I
havent seen all night. This is going to be entertaining to say the
least! Eustace commented.

I agree on that
Eustace. These two can throw out some of the most innovative and
unorthodox offense that I have ever seen. Libby pushed Veronica to
the limits before; lets see if she can do the same to A.J.
Wanda replied.

A.J. kept the
pressure up, getting Libby to her feet and latching on a gut wrench,
lifting her up to his shoulder and spinning her around and dropping
her abdomen first on his knee. Libby staggered to her feet, using the
ropes for help, but A.J. charged and hit a clothesline that sent both
to the floor. He rammed her head into the barricade before throwing
her back into the ring.

She staggered back
into the far corner and he followed her in, mounting the turnbuckles
and pounding on her before she drove her arm between his legs. The
referee was out of position on the ring apron, so he didnt see the
low blow. A.J. fell off, clutching at himself and landed in a heap in
the middle of the ring. Libby took the opportunity, getting him back
to his feet, lifting him up for seemingly a vertical suplex, but
instead, dropping he sternum first across the top rope.

Libby took back
the momentum with that low blow that went undetected by the official
and now has A.J. on his heels. Can she keep this up and score the
win? Wanda called.

Libby punched A.J. a
couple of times before getting up a head of steam and hit a forearm
that sent A.J. flying off the ring apron and into the barricade. She
slides out and scoop slams him on the mats before sliding back in the
ring to break the count.

A.J. makes his way
back into the ring, only to get taken back down with a dropkick. She
stomped down on his chest, but he caught her foot on the last stomp
and flipped her right on her face. A couple of elbow drops to the
back later, A.J. was back in the drivers seat. He got her to her
feet, lifted her up in a delayed vertical suplex position, and then
turned it into a jackhammer type maneuver for another two count.

Just when Libby
thinks she has A.J. where she wants him, he comes back fighting! The
heart and resilience of both these magnificent competitors is
unbelievable! Eustace called.

After Libby kicked
out, she pounded the mat in frustration. A.J. went for a boot to the
stomach, but she caught it and threw it down before hitting a discus
punch that sent him to the canvas hard. She mounted him and drove
lefts and rights into his prone skull. She picked him up and placed
him hard on the top turnbuckle. She climbed up after him, hooked him
up and drove him down with a thunderous superplex that led to a two
and a half count.

The two got to their
feet, Libby bouncing off the ropes and hitting A.J. with a hard
shoulder block takedown. A.J. rolled over as Libby jumped over him,
and then leapfrogged her as she returned before hitting her with a
dropkick of his own. A.J. bounced off the ropes, but Libby caught him
and hit a hot shot, dropping him throat first on the top rope.

Back and forth
these two go! This match could go either way at this point! Wanda
yelled.

Libby went for the
win, but A.J. shot his shoulder off the mat before the three could
come down. The two got to their feet, and A.J. whipped Libby into the
far ropes. On the rebound, Libby ducked an attempted elbow smash, but
as she came around, she couldnt avoid a Lou Thez press. With Libby
on her back, A.J. fired piston like right hands into her face before
leaping and hitting an elbow drop.

A.J. drug Libby to
her feet by her hair and set her up for his finisher, a variation of
the Michinoku Driver he called the Genius Driver. Libby
squirmed free and was able to roll him up for yet another two count.
This time, Libby let out a frustrated scream at her failure to put
A.J. away. As A.J. charged at her, she was able to boot him in the
gut and set him up for, and hit her variation on the Death Valley
Driver, which she called the Soulful Wail. She leaped on top of
him, but yet again, A.J. kicked out.

Just like Sheen
had done to Trixie earlier tonight, A.J. is the first person to kick
out of the Soulful Wail! That move had put down everyone from Betty
Quinlan to Jimmy Neutron himself! I am in shock! Eustace yelled.

Libby could be seen
trying to tear her hair out as A.J. tried to regain his breath. She
slid out of the ring and stormed over to the timekeepers table. She
grabbed Chets chair, folded it up and brought it back into the
ring with her. She dropped it in the corner and went and untied the
turnbuckle pad in the opposite corner.

The referee had seen
her untie the pad and admonished her for the move, before turning his
attention to retying it. With a devilish grin, Libby walked over and
picked up the chair. As A.J. got to his feet after taking the Soulful
Wail, Libby moved in for the kill. She reared back and cracked A.J.
right between the eyes with the chair, busting him open.
Unfortunately for her, the referee had turned around right as she
reared back and saw the whole thing. He instantly called for the bell
and told Chet his decision.

Here is your
winner by Disqualification: A.J. PHILLIPS! Chet announced.

Upon hearing the
decision, Libby freaked out. She went after the referee who bailed
out of the ring before turning her sights back towards A.J.

Shes looking
to knock A.J.s block off! Someone get that chair away from her!
Wanda cried. Libbys back was towards the entrance, so she didnt
see the figure sprinting towards the ring. She reared back once more,
but the figure slid in the ring and kicked the chair back in her
face.

Its Trixie!
She just hit a Trix-Kick that sent that chair back into Libbys
face! Eustace nearly screamed. Trixie and A.J. rolled out of the
ring and she helped him up the ramp. Sheen came running down and
tried to calm his girlfriend down. He led her out of the ring and up
the ramp.

That was an
insane end to that match! I never expected Libby to go berserk like
that, but it will go down in the record books as a DQ win for A.J.
none the less. Wanda said.

Ive always
known Libby as a sweet, yet headstrong woman. I never anticipated
that kind of unadulterated hatred to flow out of her! Again, I am
amazed anew here tonight! Eustace responded.

Well, I
understand that Sanjay is standing by with one of the participants in
tonights Double Main Event.

Backstage

Thank you Wanda.
Im here with Tootie McDonald, who tonight will face her fianc
Timmy Turner in the first ever Til Death Do Us PartMoney in the
Bank Ladder Match. Tootie, you must have heard Timmys comments
earlier, what are you thinking after hearing what he had to say?

Tootie sighs and
tries to retain her composure before beginning.

Well Sanjay, all
Timmy had to do was step up and say something! Our mothers pulled me
aside and said that I needed to include him more, but I never
expected that he would let it build up to the point that we needed to
fight it out! I am certainly angered that it came to this!

Is what Cindy
said earlier true Tootie?

On a certain
level it is. I can understand how she would feel, being put against
two other people that had at one point or another loved Timmy. I was
upset, but I knew all along that I would win Timmy once and for all.
The boys need to be shown a lesson, and Cindy is going to teach Jimmy
very well under Extreme Rules, as will I in my match with Timmy.
she said before finishing. Maybe now he will learn some respect
towards me, because his not speaking up and letting the anger build
like this was totally disrespectful towards the woman he loves.

With that, Sanjay
shakes her hand and wishes her well before throwing it back to
ringside.

Back at Ringside

I think Tootie is
justified in her anger with Timmy. Why you men seem to want or have
to hold in the anger until you explode is beyond logic in my humble
opinion. Wanda commented.

Well I happen to
agree with Timmy. Who knows what wouldve happened if he had spoken
up before it came to the match tonight. Tootie couldve taken it
the wrong way and dumped him, all because he spoke his mind. Why you
women feel the need to censor us is what truly is beyond logic in my
book. Eustace replied with a growl.

The two glare at
each other as the camera panned back to Chet.

Ladies and
Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is
a Street Fight!

Remedy by
Seether begins to play.

Introducing
first. From Dimmsdale, California by way of Yugopotamia, weighing in
at 174 lbs.: MARK CHANG!

Mark walks down the
aisle in his dreamy Earth young man disguise of a white tank top and
denim shorts. He does look a little nervous, both from not knowing
who is opponent is, but also because Mandie is in the building. He
enters the ring and takes his place.

His music fades out,
and is replaced by Intergalactic by Beastie Boys.

His opponent.
From the planet GorlockAPRIL!

April makes her way
down the ramp clad in a brown t-shirt and jeans in a way to fit in.
She eyes Mark up as she slides into the ring and poses before the
crowd.

Suddenly, her music
is replaced by Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry.

Introducing the
Special Guest Referee for the upcoming contest: PRINCESS MANDIE!

Mark begins to freak
out as she makes her way to the ring in her normal attire, with a
striped referee shirt covering her torso. She has a sick and twisted
smile on her face as she climbs between the ropes and moves towards
Mark, who cowers in the corner.

After going over the
rules with both, Mandie then calls for the bell to start the contest.

A/N: Read and
Review. So Libby gets disqualified for using a foreign object on
A.J.! Coming up, we will showcase Mark vs. April, a backstage
interview with Jimmy, and the intros for the next match.