Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Fairly Odd Origins Chapter 3
Fairly Odd Origins Jorgen Von Strangle
The Von Strangles were happy for their newborn
son Jorgen except for two details: he was too huge for a baby fairy
and had no wings. Dr. Studwell, Rip Studwells father, said that
with his huge size Jorgen could claim not to have wings because
theyre too girly.
But what about floating and
flying? Jorgens Dad asks, worried about Jorgens life. How
will he live a normal life without that?
Dont worry, Mr. and Mrs. Von
Strangle. Dr. Studwell reassures. Unlike what most fairies
think, wings arent so essential to floating. Hell be floating
normally with or without them. Wings are only to increase flight
speed. They can be replaced with this (produces a pack) Theyre
called jet-packs. Someday, in a very distant future, a non-magical
race of creatures that are going to exist in that sphere connected
via rainbow to Fairy World will develop a device like that.
A few years later, Jorgen is at
school, where some kids tease him for not having a normal-sized body,
not having wings and being too strong to use normal wands. Jorgen
tried to blast away those bullies but was stopped by the teacher.
Jorgen Von Strangle. The
teacher scolds him. You cant harm other fairy kids just because
they tease you. They can only get punishments approved by Da Rules.
Since then, Jorgen has devoted his
spare time to two main activities: working out his body so it would
become even more muscular; and studying Da Rules so he would always
know when a chance to bring pain to others would arise so they would
be afraid to tease him again. When Jorgen went to Carl Poofy Pants
Fairy High School he had no friends until a beautiful female fairy
nearly as tall as him talked to him.
Youre Jorgen Von Strangle,
right? Why are you so lonely? The female fairy asks, with some
hints of a romantic interest.
Those stupid puny fairies used to
tease me for being different and not having those girly wings
until I became too tough for them to dare to get close. Youre the
first person to talk to me by free and spontaneous will in years.
Jorgen explains.
What do you expect from life
being lonely like that? She asks.
The Fairy Council is searching
for more tough soldiers and rule enforcers. Jorgen proudly
explains. Theyve even offered me a scolarship. But I, Jorgen
Von Strangle, soon-to-be the toughest fairy in the universe, have
already talked too much about myself. What about you? Do you intend
to be one of those so-called Fairy Godparents who will grant wishes
to the non-magical creatures who are gonna live that world connected
via rainbow to Fairy World?
No. Ill become the new Tooth
Fairy. She reveals her plans.
Good luck for ya. Jorgen says.
Thanks, Jorgen. She says.
Do you have plans for tonight?
Jorgen asks.
Sorry if it was short. I couldnt
find anything else to add to Jorgens origin. If theres any
other character whose origin you would like to see a fic about tell
me and Ill see what I can do. Please review.