Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Million Dollar Fairy Chapter 4

From inside the Buxaplenty Mansion, Remy and Juandissimo were watching the news on their huge plasma TV.

Good night, Dimmsdale. A reporter says. I am Chet Ubetcha with tonights news. Ever since Mr. Buxaplenty offered one million dollars to whoever proves the existence of Fairy Godparents the whole town is going crazy looking for these legendary wish-granting creatures. All those who are aware of Denzel Crockers obsession with Fairy Godparents is investigating his main suspect, a ten-year-old boy named Timmy Turner, who seems to be missing ever since people started searching for his so-called fairies. I am Chet Ubetcha, saying Where are you, Timmy Turner. I wanna catch your fairies..

Remy Buxaplenty and Juandissimo Magnifico were celebrating at their triumph.

Its just a matter of time, Juandissimo. Remy says. Eventually someone will find out Timmy Turner has Fairy Godparents causing him to lose them. Huahuahuahuahua.

Nothing can ruin this moment. Juandissimo says.

Thats what you think. A voice all Fairy Godparents and their godchildren have learned to fear says and then a curtain of smoke surrounds Remy and Juandissimo. The first thing they notice after it vanishes is that theyre no longer at the Buxaplenty Mansion but instead at Fairy Court.

What are we doing here? Remy asks in a demanding tone.

Youre at Fairy Court. The judge from the case of the Fairies vs. Timmy Turner says. Order. Order. The case of the Fairies vs. Remy Buxaplenty is now open. The defendant, Remy Buxaplenty, is being charged with being too mean to deserve a Fairy Godparent.

Thats an outrage. Remy screams. I want my lawyer present. He hands his lawyers card to the judge.

Im sorry, but this lawyer doesnt have a Fairy Law Degree. The judge says and then POOFs a list to Remy. You can ask for any lawyer from this list but I advise you to consult your Fairy Godparent before making your choice.

Thank you, You Honor. Remy says and then asks for Juandissimos opinion. Juandissimo points at a name in the list.

I choose Sanderson Pixie. Remy says and then Sanderson is PINGed into court.

Greetings, Remy. Sanderson says with his usual dull tone. I am Sanderson, your lawyer. He then talks to the judge. Excuse me, You Honor, but I need some time alone with my client and his Fairy Godparent.

The judge gives fifteen minutes. Theyre brought back right after that.

Is there any other reason to delay the beginning of this trial? The judge asks. Seeing nobody says anything, he goes ahead. Fine. Then the Persecutor, Jorgen Von Strangle, may present his case.

Doesnt he mean Prosecutor? Remy whispers to Juandissimo.

No. Jorgen is really Persecutor. Juandissimo whispers back.

You Honor, I intend to prove in this courtroom that the defendant, Remy Buxaplenty, is too mean to deserve a Fairy Godparent. Jorgen says. I call the defendant, Remy Buxaplenty to the stand. Remy is POOFed to the witness stand.

Remy Buxaplenty. Jorgen says. Is that true that you were moved by the intention of making Timmy Turner lose his Fairy Godparents when you convinced your Father to offer one million dollars to whoever proves fairies are real?

Yes. Remy says.

Isnt that true you asked for advices from your Fairy Godparent on how you could make Timmy Turners Fairy Godparents being discovered without you breaking any rules against exposing us?

Yes. Remy ashamedly says.

No more questions, You Honor. Jorgen says.

Mr. Sanderson, would you like to question the witness? The judge asks.

Yes, You Honor. Sanderson replies and he PINGs himself in front of Remy. Remy Buxaplenty, has Timmy Turner ever done you anything to deserve payback?

Yes. Remy angrily replies.

Objection. Jorgen yells. What is Mr. Sanderson trying to prove?

I am trying to prove Timmy Turner deserves what my client is doing to him. Sanderson explains.

Ill allow it. The judge rules.

Thank you, You Honor. Sanderson says. Remy Buxaplenty, what did Timmy Turner do against you?

First he made me temporarily lose my Fairy Godparent. Remy answers.

Objection, You Honor. Jorgen yells. That was the result of a Fairy Duel Timmy Turner won fairly. And Remy was the challenger.

I object, You Honor. Sanderson calmly replies. Timmy Turners victory wasnt fair. One of his Fairy Godparents, Cosmo, had distracted Juandissimo so he would miss his target during the last event of the duel.

You Honor, during the first event of said duel Juandissimo had turned Cosmo into a tortoise, making it fair for Cosmo to get back at him. Jorgen replies.

I sustain Jorgens objection and overrule Sandersons. The judge says after pondering about that. You may proceed, Mr. Sanderson.

Thank you, You Honor. Sanderson replies. Remy Buxaplenty, is there anything else Timmy Turner did against you?

Yes, Sanderson. Remy replies. Because of him I was forced to endure Juandissimos cooking as a proviso to have him as my Fairy Godparent again.

Objection, You Honor. Jorgen replies. This was Remys punishment for trying to make Timmy happy only for enough time to make him be declared too happy to need Fairy Godparents.

Sustained. The judge says.

No more questions, You Honor. Sanderson says, showing as much sadness as a Pixie shows such emotion.

Would you like to interrogate the witness again, Mr. Persecutor? The judge asks.

No, You Honor. Jorgen answers and the judge tells him to interrogate his next witness. I now call Timmy Turner to the stand.

Timmy is POOFed into the seat after Remy is POOFed away.

Timmy Turner, after Remy Buxaplenty got Juandissimo Magnifico back has he ever made another attempt to make you lose your Fairy Godparents? Jorgen asks.

Yes. Timmy answers. During a scavenger hunt at Cupids where the first prize was thirty seconds of rule-free wishes he said he intended to use the prize to make me lose Cosmo and Wanda.

Has he tried to use dirty tactics to win? Jorgen asks.

Yes. Timmy answers. He wished all his opponents to fall asleep and the only reason my Fairy Godparents and I werent affected is the fact I had previously wished a magic bubble to protect us. The weird part was that I thought godkids couldnt use their wishes to obtain unfair advantage in any competition and that sleep-related wishes couldnt be granted without approval from the Sandman.

The way he got this approval is irrelevant. Jorgen says. And that rule against obtaining unfair advantage is not invoked when all the contestants are kids with Fairy Godparents.

Okay. Timmy says.

And after that, what else has Remy Buxaplenty ever done to keep you away from your Fairy Godparents? Jorgen asks.

Taking advantage of a truce we formed after that disastrous scavenger hunt, he tricked me into wishing my best friends and I were sent to a military school where he used a butterfly net to keep my Fairy Godparents from helping me.

The jurors and the viewers gasped. They considered it worse than all that was revealed before.

Timmy Turner, when was the first time you met Remy Buxaplenty after his Father offered the million dollar bounty for evidence of the existence of Fairy Godparents? Jorgen asks.

When I was coming home he appeared and bragged about how I would lose everything and how it was just a matter of time until then. Timmy answers.

No more questions, You Honor. Jorgen says and then the judge allows Sanderson to interrogate Timmy.

Timmy Turner, didnt you destroy Remys dormitory at the F.U.N. Academy? Sanderson asks.

No, I didnt. Timmy answers.

Then how do you explain that? Sanderson asks, showing a video of a missil with the letter N on it hitting Remys dormitory.

I didnt do that. Timmy says. Ive just asked A.J. to redirect the missiles so none of them would hit Cosmo and Wanda, who were unable to save themselves because, as Ive previously said, Remy had them trapped in a butterfly net.

No more questions, You Honor. Sanderson says, seeming to admit defeat.

Does anyone want to introduce new evidence? The judge asks. As ne notices negative replies from both Jorgen and Sanderson, he then asks them to make their final considerations.

Dear members of the jury, based on what was shown in this court, you must find Remy Buxaplenty guilty of being too mean to deserve Fairy Godparents. Jorgen says.

Please be merciful. Sanderson says, not having too much hope.

The jury is POOFed into a private room for deliberations and return a few seconds later.

Have you reached an unanimous veredict in eight seconds? The judge asks, surprised.

Yes, You Honor. The forefairy answers. We, the jury, find the defendant, Remy Buxaplenty, guilty.

Remy Buxaplenty, youve lost your Fairy Godparent. The judge announces. Do you have anything to say before we send you back to Earth?

Yes, You Honor. Remy answers and then points at Timmy. Youll pay for that, Turner. He then waves Goodbye to Juandissimo.

Jorgen then places his big wand over Remy just like he did to Timmy when the latter had temporarily lost Cosmo and Wanda as punishment for being ungrateful. Its time to go home, you mean puny kid. He says and then BOOMs Remy back home, where hes given a normal turtle to replace the one Juandissimo impersonated.

Next chapter is gonna be the epilogue. Please Review.