Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Million Dollar Fairy – Chapter 3

On Fairy World, Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda are
wondering about what to do about the problems Remy caused them.

We
could stay at my Mothers. Cosmo suggested.

Are
you crazy, Cosmo? Wanda asks. She hates me. We should stay at
my Dads.

Now
whos crazy? Timmy asks. Big Daddy hates Cosmo.

Dont
worry, Timmy. Cosmo happily says. Im sure that after all we
did for him when my Mama kidnapped him he wont hate me that much.

Oh,
sure thing, love. Wanda says, feeling bad for lying to her
husband. They then go to Big Daddys and ring the bell.

Whos
there? One of Big Daddys thugs asks.

Its
me, Big Daddys favorite son-in-law, Cosmo. Cosmo says.

Go
away. The thug answers.

And me, Wanda. Wanda adds. Since
the thug wouldnt refuse to open Big Daddys door to one of his
daughters, Timmy and his Fairy Godparents gain immediate entry. Big
Daddy is soon informed of his visitors.

Wanda,
my little piece of Pastafazool. Im so happy you decided to pay me
a visit. Big Daddy cordially says. I would have received you
sooner but I was busy intimi… I mean, convincing a client to sign a
contract. But what brings you, your godchild and that brainless
husband of yours here to Fairy World?

We
came here as a last resource to keep people from finding out Timmy
has Fairy Godparents. Wanda explains.

Oh,
yeah. Big Daddy says. That rich kid, Remy Buxaplenty, convinced
his Dad to offer a million dollars for evidence of Fairy Godparents
knowing Crocker and all who know his obsession would go after Timmy.
That kid is smart, I give him that.

Hey,
Big Daddy. Cosmo says. Since were already here, what about
training me into the family business?

Big Daddy
was upset at this but then he smiles. Good idea, Cosmo. And I know
exactly how to put you in contact with the trash puck-up business.
He raises his wand and POOFs a big pile of trash bags to fall on his
son-in-law. Big Daddy then talks to his daughter and her godchild.
You guys must be hungry. Youre welcome to dine with me for
tonight.

Timmy and
his Fairy Godparents accept the invitation. During the dinner, Cosmo
feels something weird and coughs something. Cosmo, are you
alright? Wanda asks.

Yes,
Wanda. Cosmo answers. I think Ive just put too much salt on
my mouth.

What a
relief. Wanda comments. For a moment, I thought Daddy had put
something on your food to get rid of you for good.

The
idea is good but even I cant torture, I mean, talk Jorgen into
overlooking such a serious rule as the one that forbids it. Big
Daddy says. And that because hes no fond of Cosmo either.

Hey,
what do you mean with that? Cosmo asks, a little upset.

Do you
really wanna know? Big Daddy asks.

No.
Cosmo says, after looking at Big Daddys threatening face.

Hey,
Timmy, do your parents know youre here? Big Daddy asks.

No.
Timmy answers. I cant let them know I have Fairy Godparents.

In
that case where do they think you are? Big Daddy asks.

Not
having thought about that until Wandas Dad makes the question,
Timmy wishes he could see whats going on back in Dimmsdale. Vicky
was just getting back to the Turner household pretty upset about how
Crocker unknowingly ruined her plans.

Drat.
Vicky says. Because of that fairy-obsessed teacher I cannot pose
the twerpette as a Fairy Godparent or the authorities would recognize
her from the mess he caused. At least hes got what he deserved.
She then gives an evil smile. Time for Plan B. Ill force the
twerp to dress himself as a Fairy Godparent so Ill still get the
money. She then picks her flashlight and laughs maniacally. She
calls for the twerp everywhere until she realized he wasnt
at home.

Oh,
no! She exclaimed. Something bad must have happened to the
twerp. And worse, something bad might happen to me if something bad
happened to him. She then picks a baseball and other stuff from
Timmys room to make it seem that hes already sleeping as the
trick worked before.

Well,
that takes care of my absence from Earth. Timmy says, still
looking from Big Daddys home. But what happened to Crocker?

Wanda
uses her wand to show Crocker on the nut house, where he kept ranting
about Fairy Godparents until someone sedates him. Timmy then is told
by Big Daddys goons that Jorgen wants to talk to him and his Fairy
Godparents. After Big Daddy allows Jorgen in (Jorgen usually enters
the houses where he needs to be without asking but he wouldnt do
anything that hade Big Daddy upset) the self-proclaimed toughest
fairy in the universe talks to Timmy.

Timmy
Turner. Jorgen says with his usual serious voice. As the main
Persecutor at Fairy Court (its really persecutor, not
prosecutor) Ive managed to build a case against Remy
Buxaplenty but Ill need you and your fairies to testify against
him. Are you willing to testify, puny Earth Kid and his puny
fairies?

Timmy,
Cosmo and Wanda nod in agreement. Good. Jorgen says. Ill
ask you a few questions regarding Remys latest actions and then
Ill persecute him.

Remy
Buxaplenty is finally about to face the consequences of his actions.
I hope you like this fic. And that Expatkiwi doesnt mind Ill
probably make another variation of the trial scene of The Wrath of
Remy Buxaplenty. Please Review.