Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre Chapter 5

Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre Chapter 5

Once more the
worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
collide in the ring. However this time its a little different.
This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The
stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the
brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only
available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines Day
Massacre!

Hey everyone, Im
back with a fresh match for your reading pleasure. In this contest,
Chip Skylark finally gets his hands on evil babysitter Vicky
McDonald. This match is a Tables Match, which means no pinfalls,
submissions, count outs or disqualifications. The only way to win is
to drive your opponent through a table. Who will taste the lumber?
Read on to find out! Disclaimer is in chapter one.

Bell rings.

Chip and Vicky walk
over to one another and trash talk before Chip slaps Vicky hard.
Vicky massages her jaw, then delivers a right hook in return. Chip
staggers into the far corner for a breather, but Vicky follows him in
and lands a series of kicks to the midsection. She lifts him back to
his feet and heads for the opposite corner, gaining a head of steam,
she charges, only to meet the soles of Chips sneakers full force.

Chip started off
with a slap, but I dont think that Vicky expected that mule kick!
The question remains, does Chip have something up his sleeve that
will help defeat the evil Vicky? Wanda said.

That question
will be answered through the course of the match Wanda. However, I
have to note that there is a chill in the air because of Vickys
mere presence. That woman could freeze a volcano with a mere gaze!
a shivering Eustace replied.

Chip grabbed a
stunned Vicky and hit a scoop slam before sliding out of the ring and
looking under it for a weapon. When he reappeared, he had a steel
chair in hand. In the ring, he waited for Vicky to get to her feet.
When he saw the opportunity, he swung for the fences, but Vicky
ducked out of the way and kicked him in the gut and hit a DDT.

As Chip got back to
his feet, Vicky charged and hit a clothesline that sent both
competitors over the top rope and out to the floor. Vicky got to her
feet first and whipped Chip into the ring steps with such velocity
that he hit and flipped over them. Vicky walked around, picked him up
and slammed his head into the ring apron.

Look at the sheer
twisted, perverted pleasure Vicky is taking in dismantling Chip
Skylark. She doesnt want to just win the match, she was to destroy
the man once and for all! Eustace said.

Chip staggered
around ringside with Vicky hot on his heels. She went to slam his
head into the announce table, but he blocked it with an elbow to the
sternum, grabbed her by her hair and slammed her head into the table.
He repeated the motion two more times before whipping Vicky back into
the ring.

That was too
close for comfort Eustace! Wanda yelled. Eustace just sat wide
eyed and nodded in agreement. The look on his face said that he
wanted to be as far away from Vicky as possible.

In the ring, Chip
whipped her into the nearest corner chest first. He rammed her head
into the turnbuckle before grabbing her and throwing her shoulder
first into the ring post. With the evil one incapacitated, Chip slid
outside once more and went under the ring. This time, he produced a
table and slid it into the ring.

I never wouldve
imagined this mean streak in Chip Skylark! He has always seemed to be
such a nice young man, but not here tonight. Vicky has seemed to
bring out the sadistic side of the singer! Wanda said.

Desperate times
call for desperate measures Wanda, and these are the definition of
desperate times. Im not sure if it is Vicky, or the setting that
has brought out this side, but it couldnt have come at a better
time in my estimation! Eustace responded.

After setting up the
table, Chip hit a German suplex then threw Vicky on the table. He
climbed up, and set Vicky up for a piledriver, but Vicky blocked it
and back dropped Chip off the table and to the canvas. Vicky dove off
with a leg drop onto the popular singer. Then she spotted the chair,
and got a more evil gleam in her eye.

She picked it up and
stalked Chip as he stumbled to his feet. He turned and got cracked
between the eyes. He went down in a heap, and the camera panned in to
show a large trail of blood streaming down Chips face from a gash
just below the hair line.

Chip Skylark has
been busted wide open! In my opinion that shot just won Vicky this
contest! There is no way that he can make a comeback from this!
Eustace shouted.

Vicky took her time
in setting up the table again, making sure that the one set of legs
was still folded in, leaving one side propped up. The blood poured
down Chips face as Vicky lifted him and went for her finisher, a
running Michinoku Driver she calls the Baby Shredder through the
table. Chip somehow managed to wriggle free and counter with a side
Russian leg sweep onto the chair.

Picking her up and
lifting her over his head, Chip brought Vicky down hard across his
knee with a back breaker. Gazing across the ring, Chip spotted the
weapon that had busted him open. He lovingly picked it up, lifted it
over his head and slammed it on Vickys back.

Did you hear the
impact of that chair on Vickys spine? That had to do some serious
damage! I think that the sight and taste of his own blood has sent
Chip to a whole new level! Wanda cried.

Continuing the
assault, Chip waited until Vicky had gotten back to a vertical base
before sending her back to the mat with a vicious chair shot right
between her eyes. The camera panned in to show a crazed look in
Chips eyes as Vickys nearly rolled back into her skull. A
stream of blood began to form on Vickys face as Chip had opened a
cut near the crown of her head.

Well Ill be
damned! She does have blood and not piss and vinegar flowing through
her veins! That was the nastiest chair shot I have ever seen!
Eustace called.

Vicky regained her
footing slowly, looking down and seeing the blood staining her
trademark green t-shirt and realizing it was her own blood. The two
bloodied combatants stood toe to toe in the center of the ring,
trading right hands until Chip gained the upper hand with a boot to
the stomach, which led to him hitting a Texas Piledriver.

Once more he drug
Vicky towards the table and smashes her face into it. He then set up
Vicky for a power bomb through the table, but Vicky fought back with
a flurry of rights to the chin. She slid down and went for a vertical
suplex through the table, but Chip fought out and hit a bulldog
headlock.

These two are
beating the ever loving Hell out of each other! Even though they are
busted open, they both continue to counter and try to avoid going
through that table! Wanda yelled.

The two are down,
but with a sudden burst of adrenaline Chip nips up and strikes a
martial arts pose while taunting Vicky to get up. She slowly does,
then is taken back down swiftly with a spin kick.

Vicky didnt stay
down long, as Chip drug her up by the hair and forcibly led her to
the table. He pushes her on top of it and climbs up after her. He
stands face to face with her for a split second before kicking her
below the belt and hitting his version of the X-Factor, which
he calls the Root Canal, driving Vicky face first through the table
for the win.

Here is your
winner: CHIP SKYLARK! Chet announced as the crowd went wild.

Mercifully, this
one is over! What a bloodbath this one turned out to be Eustace. I
said it earlier, and Ill say it again: I never wouldve imagined
that Chip had that kind of mean streak in him! Wanda said.

You asked if he
had an ace up his sleeve, and I think you just answered that question
Wanda. Since nobody expected it, most of all Vicky, Chip busted out
that mean streak at just the right time. Just like with Betty
Quinlan, this has to be considered a major upset! Eustace
responded.

Im not sure if
its as major an upset as Betty beating Chester, but it is an upset
non the less. Im sure a lot of people counted Chip out when the
match was announced. Id wager that those same people will not
count him out ever again! Wanda said.

Well, I sure
wont do that again. Now, lets send it to the courageous Sanjay,
who is with someone who wont physically or mentally assault him.

Backstage

I am standing
here with my good friend Timmy Turner, who will be taking on his
fiancee Tootie McDonald in the first ever Til Death Do Us
PartMoney in the Bank Ladder Match later tonight. Timmy, I must
ask why did you want this match, and why create such a dangerous
situation for not only yourself, but for Tootie as well?

Timmy turns to his
old friend and tells the story.

Its really
simple Sanjay my man, you see ever since I proposed to Tootie, all
Ive heard out of her, her mother and even my own mother is about
the wedding and how soon we should have the ceremony and on and on
and on. he said before continuing.

Well I got sick
of it, it was like I had no say what so ever in the matter. So I
bided my time and waited for the opportunity to have my say. All of a
sudden, the phone rings and its Neutron saying that Cindy
challenged him to a match. Thats when the light bulb went off in
my head. If she wants it so bad, then she would have to put up or
shut up. It got to the point where I wanted to call the whole thing
off. Thats why the stipulation is that I can choose even if we
get married if and when I win tonight.

Timmy, feeling
better about getting that off his chest, shakes Sanjays hand and
walks off.

Well good luck to
you my friend. Sanjay calls after him.

Back at Ringside

Well at least we
have a reason behind that match, even though Im surprised that
Timmy would take things this far. Im sure Tootie wouldve
listened to reason if he tried. Wanda commented.

Wanda, men are
creatures with ego. By excluding him from the process, Tootie bruised
his ego and this is the only way that he feels he can rectify the
situation. No amount of talking wouldve saved Tootie from the
match later on tonight. Eustace replied.

The camera pans from
them to Chet, who stands ready.

Ladies and
Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall!

The song Bombshell
by Powerman 5000 begins to play.

Introducing
first: From Dimmsdale, California, weighing in at 164 lbs.: A.J.
PHILLIPS!

A.J. walks through
the fog shirtless with denim jean shorts and slaps hands with the
fans along the aisle. Much like Chester, he walks with confidence.
However, unlike his best friend and tag team partner, his is not
overconfidence. He knows he is facing a dangerous opponent.

His music fades out,
and is replaced by Milkshake by Kelis.

His opponent:
from Retroville, TexasLIBBY FOLFAX!

Libby walks through
the fog in a tight yellow tube top and skin tight jeans. She eyes up
A.J. as she makes her way slowly down the aisle. She slides in the
ring and poses.

Im sure that
A.J. will be looking for some payback for Sheen beating his
girlfriend earlier in the night. I hope it doesnt impair his
judgment as all the normal rules apply here. Eustace commented.

I dont think
it will impair his judgment, but it has to be eating at his mind.
A.J. and Chester are the kings of the TLC matches, but this is
totally out of that element. My question is can A.J. keep his cool
and win the match? Wanda replied.

Well soon find
out Wanda. Eustace said.

The two circle each
other before the referee calls them to the center. After explaining
the rules, the two retreat to neutral corners as the ref calls for
the bell.

A/N: Read and
Review. Chip scores a big time win over the evil, satanic Vicky. Up
next, you will see Phillips vs. Folfax, a backstage interview with
Tootie and the intros for the next match. Again, thank you so much to
everyone who has reviewed. You guys are awesome!

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