Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre Chapter 12

Once more the
worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
collide in the ring. However this time its a little different.
This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The
stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the
brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only
available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines Day
Massacre!

Ok, this is just
a quick breakdown of the card and who won. I also decided to add in a
post match interview conducted by Sanjay with select competitors with
their thoughts on the match they were in. Big time thanks go out to
acosta perez jose ramiro for this idea.

Im so glad
everyone enjoyed this, and big thanks go out to everyone who
reviewed. You guys are the reason I write these stories. Im
seriously considering a sequel, and I would love to hear what you
guys have to say. If you have a match type idea or who should face
who, then by all means PM me. I cant guarantee I will use it, but
if it intrigues me then maybe I will.

St.
Valentines Day Massacre Matches and Results

Submission Match

Veronica Star vs.
Carl Wheezer

Winner: Veronica
Star

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Chester McBadbat vs.
Betty Quinlan

Winner: Betty
Quinlan via Pinfall

Post Match
interview: Betty

Im standing by
with Betty Quinlan, who just fought Chester McBadbat. Betty, can you
tell us how it feels to pull the first major upset of the night.

Honestly Sanjay,
to me this wasnt an upset. I came in confident that I could win,
and I proved that I am no pushover. Chester is a highly touted
competitor along with his tag team partner A.J., and it was an honor
to fight him. However, I proved that we ladies can do incredible
things when we are underestimated.

Thank you for
taking the time here Betty, and enjoy the rest of the event.

It was my
pleasure Sanjay. Ill be pulling for both Tootie and Cindy to win.

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Trixie Tang vs.
Sheen Estevez

Winner: Sheen
Estevez via Pinfall

Post Match
interview: Trixie

Im here with
Trixie Tang, who just lost her match against Sheen. Trixie, what are
your thoughts in the aftermath of the contest?

Sanjay, it was
one hell of a match. I can honestly say that Sheen pushed me to
places only Cindy and Tootie have before. I was startled when he
kicked out of the Trix-Kick, but those things happen. I think I may
have gone too far with the can you top this stuff we did and it
lit a fire under him. I hope A.J. will fare better against Libby.

Any thoughts or
comments on the Main Events later on?

Just this: Cindy
and Tootie will win. Ive faced both at one time and Timmy and
jimmy have no idea what they are in for. They are strong, no doubt
about it, but the girls will show them who the queens of the mountain
around here are.

Thank you
Trixie.

No problem
Sanjay.

Tables Match

Chip Skylark vs.
Vicky McDonald

Winner: Chip
Skylark

Post Match
interview: Chip

Im standing
with Chip Skylark. Chipwhat are your thoughts now that your Tables
Match is over and you came out on top?

It feels great to
have finally exorcized that red headed demon little interviewer dude.
That Vicky has been a pain in my butt ever since she somehow
kidnapped me. It always felt that I was tied to her because of Icky
Vicky. Now, maybe I can put that song to bed permanently. Shes
out of my life, and I couldnt be happier.

Thank you Chip,
enjoy the rest of the show.

Youre welcome
Sanjay. I plan on enjoying the show. Good luck to my friend Timmy,
hes going to need it I think.

A.J. Phillips vs.
Libby Folfax

Winner: A.J.
Phillips via Disqualification

Intergalactic
Street Fight

Mark Chang vs. April
the Gorlock w/ Princess Mandie as Special Guest Referee

Winner: April via
Pinfall

David Turner vs.
Judy Neutron

Winner: David
Turner via Pinfall

Katherine Turner vs.
Hugh Neutron

Winner: Hugh
Neutron via Submission

Til Death Do
Us PartMoney in the Bank Ladder Match

Timmy Turner vs.
Tootie McDonald

Winner: Tootie
McDonald

Extreme Rules
Match

Cindy Vortex vs.
Jimmy Neutron

Winner: Jimmy
Neutron via Pinfall

Post Match
interview: Jimmy

Im standing
next to Jimmy Neutron, who just defeated his girlfriend in a brutal
Extreme Rules match. Jimmy, the question on everyones mind is: Why
did you choose such a cruel and vicious match?

Sanjay, its
very simple my friend. Ive been sparring with Cindy ever since we
began dating, and ninety-five percent of the time she would wipe the
floor with me. So, to give myself a better chance of victory, I knew
I had to outsmart her; hence the Extreme Rules stipulation. Shes
very good with martial arts, but that pales when confronted with a
chair or barbed wire.

I see, so you
outsmarted her through sheer violence. What are your thoughts on the
Ladder Match?

I cant say Im
surprised that Vicky interfered. I thought it was a classless act to
disrupt what had been an outstanding match. I was cheering for Timmy
the whole way, but in my heart I knew Tootie would win. Whenever her
love for Timmy is brought into doubt, it seems she flies off into an
altered state. I send my sincere congratulations to the couple, and I
hope that Cindy and I get an invite.

Thank you for
taking time out for this interview Jimmy.

Not a problem
Sanjay. Now if youll excuse meCindy and I have some celebrating
of our own to do.

A/N: I would like
to wish everyone a safe and prosperous 2008. May your creativity stay
as strong as it was in 2007.