Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre Chapter 10

Once more the
worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
collide in the ring. However this time its a little different.
This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The
stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the
brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only
available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines Day
Massacre!

Hey everyone,
here is my early Christmas present to you all! Its now time for
the Dimmsdale Main Event! In this contest, Timmy Turner takes on his
fiance Tootie McDonald in the first ever Til Death Do Us
Part Money in the Bank Ladder Match! In order to win, they must climb
the ladder and retrieve the briefcase containing $250,000 and a set
of his and hers wedding rings. Who will come out as king (or queen)
of the mountain? Read on to find out! The disclaimer is in chapter
one.

The crowd is buzzing
in anticipation. The buzz turns to hoots and hollers as the briefcase
is lowered from the rafters and flooded with a golden spotlight. Ring
technicians scramble to place several ladders along the aisle and at
the entranceway. The camera suddenly goes backstage to show a split
screen of Timmy and Tootie preparing for the match. Timmy is shown
shadow boxing, while Tootie is shown rubbing her hands together and
cracking her knuckles and neck in anticipation.

The anticipation
and excitement are palpable here in the Purple Flurp Arena. This
match is the brainchild of Timmy himself. This battle over when,
where, and even if these two get married ends right here
tonight! Wanda called.

However you slice
it Wanda, either Timmy or Tootie will technically win this match, but
with the risk involved, will either be able to standlet
alone walk down the aisle? Eustace responded.

Im not sure
Eustace; I think these two will throw their love for one another out
the window between the bells here tonight. I just hope there are not
any serious injuries.

The camera pans from
the announce team to Chet, who stands readymicrophone in hand.

Ladies and
Gentlementhe following contest is the first ever Til Death Do
Us PartMoney in the Bank Ladder Match! In this contest, the first
person to climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase will be the
winner!

Everytime We
Touch by Cascada begins to play.

Introducing the
participants. First: from Dimmsdale, CaliforniaTOOTIE MCDONALD!

Tootie walks out
through the fog with a determined look on her face. She ignores the
fans attempts at high fives and keeps her eyes locked on the
briefcase. She enters the ring and poses before rearranging her pink
tank top and black track pants.

This Moment by
Disturbed blares through the P.A. system.

Her opponent:
Born in Houston, Texasweighing in at 169 lbs.: TIMMY TURNER!

Timmy makes his way
to the ring. His eyes lock on his fiance and opponent for the
evening. He makes it a point to slap a rung on each ladder he passes
before entering the ring. He quickly enters the ring and first looks
up at the briefcase, and then he glares at Tootie and points at the
briefcase. She returns the gesture and the two begin to talk trash.

Nothing more
needs to be said at this point. The time for action has finally
come! Eustace commented.

The referee
stationed on the far side of the ring calls for the bell. Tootie
starts off strong with a surprise thrust kick to her betrotheds
abdomen. The blow knocks Timmy back into the far ropes, which he
bounces off and delivers a clothesline that sends the woman he loves
straight to the canvas.

I think you hit
the nail right on the head Wandathey dont seem to be holding
anything back here in the opening moments! Eustace emphatically
called.

Timmy remains on the
offensive, picking Tootie up and hitting a power slam before sliding
out of the ring and going for a ladder. Sliding it back into the
ring, he picks a reeling Tootie up and scoop slams her onto the
ladder.

She screams and
clutches at her back. Timmy takes the opening to stomp away at her
vulnerable chest. He then backs up to the far corner, gets a head of
steam, tucks, rolls, and leaps onto Tootie.

Rolling Thunder
Splash on the ladder! Timmy is looking to incapacitate Tootie early
in the contest! If things keep up the way they are, Tootie doesnt
stand a chance of even standing, let alone climbing the
ladder! Wanda yelled.

Timmy picks up the
ladder and goes to set it up. However, he didnt see Tootie climb
to the top rope and dive off at him, crashing her body into the
ladder and smashing both her and the ladder into Timmys
midsection.

She uses his shirt
to bring him to his feet, but Timmy rakes her eyes to try and gain
the advantage. The two stand toe to toe in the middle of the ring,
slugging it out. Tootie lands a series of left jabs that lead into a
massive right hook that drops Timmy. Seeing a golden opportunity,
Tootie slowly sets up the ladder and quickly climbs, but Timmy got to
his feet and dropkicks the ladder, sending her throat first into the
top rope.

He then slides out
of the ring, goes underneath it and pulls out two tables and sets
them up on top of one another near the entranceway. He gets back on
the apron and yanks a wobbly Tootie over the top rope by her long
hair. Setting her up, he flips her up onto his shoulders and begins
to run down the apron, but before he can release her, Tootie is able
to shift her weight and flip Timmy to the mats below.

Timmy was looking
for a running Turner Bomb through those tables, but Tootie countered
with a Hurricarana! What presence of mind by Tootie! Eustace
called.

Getting to her feet,
Tootie grabs the top ring steps and throws them to the side. She
grabs Timmy and sets him up for her finisher, the Toot-stone Pile
driver, however Timmy counters by wriggling off her shoulder and
shoving her sternum first into the barricade. Following her in, Timmy
picks her up and drops her chin first on the steel.

With Tootie
seemingly knocked out, Timmy heads up the aisle and grabs one of the
twenty foot ladders and hauls it to the ring. After struggling to set
it up, Timmy begins to ascend.

That huge ladder
is about three feet taller then the briefcase! Wanda quipped. With
his eyes on the prize, Timmy fails to notice that Tootie is on her
feet and climbing up the other side. By the time he notices, all he
sees is a fist coming at him at a high rate of speed.

It stuns Timmy
enough for Tootie to slam his head into the top of the ladder,
busting him wide open. That leads to Tootie flipping over the top,
grabbing Timmys hips and sending him to the canvas below.

Sunset Flip into
a Power bomb! That has to have finished Timmy Turner off! That had to
be at least a fourteen to fifteen foot drop! Eustace cried.

But it had to
affect Tootie as well! Shes clutching at the back of her head like
it hit a rung of the ladder on the way down! This contest is back to
square one! Wanda replied.

The two slowly get
to their feet. Tootie beats Timmy by half a second and is able to hit
a spinning neck breaker. Sensing that the time is right, Tootie
ascends the turnbuckles and signals to the crowd of what her
intentions are. Taking a second to gaze up at the briefcase, Tootie
dives off onto Timmy.

What a 450
Splash! If that didnt put a bloodied Timmy Turner away, then
nothing short of a Toot-stone Pile driver off the ladder will!
Wanda yelled.

The will and
passion of both of these competitors is incredible! We all know their
history, and a new chapter is about to be written! The question now
becomes, who will write it?! Eustace yelled.

Tootie got off of
Timmy and staggered towards the ladder. With wobbly legs, she slowly
climbs the ladder. She gets within a fingertip of the briefcase,
before Timmy, who slowly got back to a vertical base, climbed up the
opposite side of the ladder. The two meet at the top and begin to
slug it out, each throwing wild haymakers and each teetering on the
brink of falling with every connection.

Timmy gains the
upper hand and grabs a hold of the rig holding the briefcase. Tootie
continually punches him in the midsection in a desperate attempt to
get him to let go. She stops and follows his lead, grabbing hold
right above his right hand. The two hang there, swinging slightly as
they attempt to kick each other with one foot, while using the other
to hold on to the ladder.

These two are on
dangerous territory here! One wrong move and its a long, hard fall
to the canvas! Eustace screams.

I dont think
that rigging was meant to hold such weight Eustace! It could
givewait whats that?! Wanda shouted as a hooded figure
jumped the barricade and entered the ring. The figure began pulling
and pushing on the ladder, finally succeeding in pulling out from
under the two. The figure suddenly yanked off their hood and revealed
a sinister grin and flame colored hair.

Its VICKY!
Vicky McDonald just stuck her nose in a match where it didnt
belong! Why would she do this?! Wanda yelled.

She has to be
thinking that she can take out both her little sister and her soon to
be husband in one fell swoop! They both have been thorns in her side
for a long time and she is trying to remove them both right here!
Eustace replied.

Vicky pointed and
cackled at the two before diving out of the ring. The two hung there
with slightly frightened looks on their faces. The looks turn to
sheer terror as an audible snap is heard and the two plummet
to the canvas. Tootie crumples in a heap right in front of the ropes,
while Timmy fared much worse. Due to the momentum caused by Vicky
pushing and pulling on the ladder, he ended up flying out of the ring
and through the tables he had set up.

OH MY GOD!
both Eustace and Wanda screamed in stereo.

Both roll over in
agony, Timmy revealing that he is empty handed and Tootie is shown
clutching the briefcase to her chest. The two referees on the outside
saw this and called for the bell.

Here is your
winner: TOOTIE TURNER! Chet announced, signifying the impending
nuptials.

Tootie weakly held
the briefcase high above her head and celebrated in the ring. After a
few minutes, Timmy managed to feebly get to his feet and saw Tootie
holding the briefcase above her head. He slammed a fist into the ring
apron before sliding in the ring. He eyed up Tootie while clutching
at his right shoulder. After several breathless seconds, Timmy kisses
her on the cheek and raises her hand. She helps him out of the ring,
and the two walk (it was more of a limp) hand in hand up the aisle.
They pause and share a tender kiss before disappearing behind the
curtain.

Now thats what
you want to see! Timmy put up one hell of a fight, but Tootie wins
the Money in the Bank! There doesnt seem to be any hard feelings
between the two lovebirds in the aftermath. Wanda said.

I think its a
case of Turner had to know, and he found out. I have no doubt that
anyone will forget this contest, especially Tootie or her husband to
be. There could be long term damage, but at this moment I dont
think either of them seem to know or care. Eustace replied.

That match was
beyond description, and its a damn shame that Vicky had to spoil
what was an incredible match! She tried to permanently injure or even
kill them and I hope and I pray that somewhere down the line,
Tootie and/or Timmy get their hands on that flame haired succubus!
Wanda growled.

I second that
emotion Wanda! This was turning into a classic, and Vicky had no real
business interjecting herself into this match! But now we have to
turn to the other Main Event: Jimmy Neutron vs. his girlfriend Cindy
Vortex. This match will take both of them to the extreme. Take
a look.

Video Package
(set to Would? by Alice in Chains)

(Scenes of the
two when they were children are shown. They are arguing and fighting
like there is no tomorrow.)

Jimmy (voice
over): When we were young, we fought like cats and dogs.

Cindy (voice
over): When we were young, we hated, yet loved each other.

(Scenes of their
first kiss and first date are shown. The two look absolutely in
love.)

Jimmy: Now, we
are in love and able to openly show it.

Cindy: Things
have changed, seemingly overnight.

(Scenes of Cindy
challenging Jimmy are shown.)

Cindy: But
tonight, I have to beat him. To show that I am superior, at least
here in this moment.

Jimmy: I dont
care what it takes; I will beat her one more time.

Both: No
matter what it takes!

End Package

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