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Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre Chapter 7

Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre Chapter 7

Once more the
worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
collide in the ring. However this time its a little different.
This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The
stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the
brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only
available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines Day
Massacre!

Welcome back!
This is a special match to be sure. This match is a Street Fight that
pits April the Gorlock against Mark Chang of Yugopotamia. The twist
is that Marks homicidal knockout fiance Princess Mandie is
the special guest referee! The rules of a Street Fight are simple: No
count outs, no disqualifications, and falls count anywhere in the
building! Who will come out as the top alien? Read on to find out!
Disclaimer is in chapter one

Bell Rings

It only takes Mark a
heartbeat to slide out of the ring and rummage under the ring for a
weapon. When he emerges, he is holding a Singapore cane. He slides
back in the ring and takes his first swing at Mandie. She swiftly
ducks and flashes him a twisted smile. He turns his attentions back
to April, who is amused at his frantic attempts at embedding the
wooden cane in her skull. She casually ducks each swing before laying
Mark out flat with a left jab to the jaw.

She mounts him, and
slams his cranium repeatedly into the canvas before dragging him up
and driving his face into her knee in a patented Face buster. She
covers him, and Mandie makes a very quick two count before Mark can
shoot his shoulder off the canvas.

Wow what a fast
count! However, Im not surprised at it, as this will be the most
one sided officiated match that I can remember Eustace. Wanda
commented.

Neither am I
surprised Wanda, I think Mark knew this was coming when Mandie was
announced, so he has to be careful of any pin or submission
situations at all costs. If he doesnt, then he will be screwed
over faster then you can blink. Eustace replied.

Mark tries to fight
back; even landing several cane shots to Aprils ribs and back, but
Mandie grabbed the cane before he could crack it over Aprils
exposed head. This angered the young alien to the point that he
reared his fist back, hell bent on taking the princess head off.
However before he could swing, April grabbed his arm and spun him
around. With the distraction, Mark began taking his rage out on her.

No sooner as he had
finished the rotation, he hit a dropkick that floored April. He
followed by yanking her up by the ear and hitting an inverted Atomic
Drop that led into a scoop slam. He once more picked up the cane, but
this time feigned an attack towards the referee before drilling his
opponent in the midsection, arms, and legs. With each impact, April
shrieked in agonyespecially when the cane struck in between joints
like her knee or elbow.

It seems to me
that the only thing Mandie has done is light a fire underneath Mark
Chang! What vicious, vile shots with that cane! Eustace called.

I can hardly
blame Mark for this flurry. I know that he has longed to have the
buxom, yet psychotic Princess off his back for years and I wouldnt
blame him one bit if he was able to incapacitate her here tonight!
Wanda responded.

Mark tossed the cane
outside the ring and turned to Mandie, yelling at her to count the
damn pin. He covered April, and the referee did indeed make the
count, but it was very slow and April was able to kick out at a very
long two count. He jumped to his feet and backed Mandie into the
corner with a glare. When he turned around, April hit a clothesline
that sent him into the ropes.

She grabbed him and
whipped him into the far ropes. When he returned, April hit a power
slam that turned into another pinning combination. Again, Mandie made
a quick count, put he powered out at two and a half. April went to
punch him, but he ducked and hit a series of right hands of his own,
ultimately leading to a belly-to-belly overhead suplex that sent
April halfway across the ring.

Chang is fighting
with all hes worth because essentially he is fighting two
opponents. I dont know what Turner was thinking by having Mandie
referee this contest! Wanda said as the action continued.

With April down,
Mark went outside and ascended the turnbuckles. Once up there, he
spun around and hit her with his finisher: a split-legged moonsault
he called the Greetings from Yugopotamia that turned into a
lateral press for a pin. He hooked her near leg but once more, Mandie
made a somewhat slower count and April got her shoulder off the mat.

The two got back to
their feet and April went for a headlock, but Mark performed a
standing switch, grabbed her by the waist and hit a German suplex. He
held on and hit two more in succession for the hat trick. The third
led into a back bridge pin, but this time, Mandie refused to even
count the fall.

Now thats
blatant! She refuses to even give him the courtesy of a slow count!
Dont be surprised if Mark finally loses his cool with this witch!
Eustace yelled.

After a few
heartbeats, Mark let go of April and focused on Mandie. The two got
into a war of words that led to the referee pushing him. After
backing up a few paces, Mark stepped forward, booted her in the gut
and hit a DDT.

What he had failed
to realize was that this gave time for April to regain her bearings
and ascend the turnbuckles. She dove off with a cross body block, but
Mark rolled through and got a pin out of it. Unfortunetly, Mandie was
out cold from the assault.

We need another
ref out here pronto! Someoneanyone get out here and count the
fall! Wanda screamed. However, no one came out and that left the
two combatants without a way to secure the victory until Mandie woke
up.

After Mark let go of
the inside cradle created by the reversed cross body, he went once
more to the outside. He shoved the timekeeper out of the way and
grabbed his chair. In the ring, April bounced off the far ropes, got
up a head of steam and went for a missile like dive between the
second and third ropes. Mark caught it in time and nailed her with a
gunshot like chair shot.

April just got
cracked with that chair! Mark Chang is in firm control of this match
at this instant in time! Eustace called.

Yeah he is, but
the wild card is still in play! How will Mandie affect this contest
from here on out? It wont be good for Mark after that DDT I can
promise you that! Wanda responded.

He waited for April
to pull herself up, which she did using the ring apron. Once she was
on her feet, Mark slammed her head off of it. She stumbled over to
the announce table and kneeled against it to catch her breath. It
didnt last as Mark went on the attack, punching her in the stomach
and locking her up before executing a delayed vertical suplex that
drove April through the table.

Mark drug her over
and rolled her back in the ring, bringing the chair with him. Mandie
had begun to stir when Mark hit the chair shot, and now she was fully
awake and highly pissed off. With his back turned, he didnt see
Mandie hit her knees, but he sure felt it when she buried her forearm
between his legs.

He screamed and
doubled over in pain. This gave April the opportunity she was looking
for throughout the match. She went to the outside, jumped to the top
rope and hit her finishera springboard leg drop she called the
Gorlockian Seal of Doom. It was made worse due to Mark dropping
the chair and April driving his face into it. This time, it was
academic as Mandie bent and counted a normal one-two-three.

Here is your
winner: APRIL! Chet announced.

Before anyone could
blink, Mandie fired a beam out of a gauntlet on her wrist that froze
Mark in a slab of carbonite. With that accomplished, Mandie drug it
out of the ring and out of the arena while April waved goodbye, the
sound of her spaceship taking off being audible in the arena.

Well Ill be
damned, she had this planned all along! This smells of a conspiracy
to me! Wanda quipped angrily.

What more did you
expect Wanda? Like you said, Mandie had been pursuing Mark for years
and she finally got her chance to ensnare him. I hate it as much as
you do, but you have to admit that the bitch was smart. Eustace
replied.

With that, lets
send it back one last time to Sanjay, who is standing by with a
special guest.

Backstage

Thank you Wanda.
Im here with Jimmy Neutron, who will take on Cindy in an Extreme
Rules match. Jimmy, I must know why did you want the match to be
Extreme Rules?

Jimmy went to speak,
but paused before picking up where he was going to start.

Honestly, I knew
that Cindy would pull out all the stops when I accepted the match. I
figured what better way for me to counter that then by having
everything be legal. I can literally throw the kitchen sink at
her and not have to deal with constraining regulations.

Sanjay considers
this, then asks his next question.

What are your
thoughts about the Money in the Bank match between your good friend
Timmy and his fiancee Tootie?

While I hope that
neither is seriously hurt, I am pulling for my friend Timmy in this
one. I admire the fact that he had the brass to not only
challenge his fiancee, but to also create a very innovative and
entertaining way to settle an issue like theirs once and for all.
Good luck Timmy, youre going to need it.

With that, he turns
to Sanjay, shakes his hand and walks off camera. One last time,
Im sending it back to you guys at ringside. I need to find a
comfortable place to watch the rest of the show.

Back at ringside

I was never one
to doubt Neutrons intelligence. He knows what Cindy is capable of,
and is determined to beat her at her own game. Eustace said.

Thats true,
but remember that this, just like with Timmy and Tootie, can come
back to bite him in the ass. Cindy is unpredictable, and Extreme
Rules only nurtures that attitude in her. Wanda responded.

Ladies and
Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Chet
announced.

The song Barracuda
by Heart begins to play.

Introducing
first: from Dimmsdale, CaliforniaKATHERINE TURNER!

Timmys mother
makes her way to the ring clad in a black sports bra and black denim
jeans. She climbs the ring steps and enters the ring, kneeling in the
far corner before taking her place.

Her music dies down,
then is replaced by Eye of the Tiger by Survivor.

Her opponent:
from Retroville, Texas, weighing in at 197lbs.: HUGH NEUTRON!

Hugh enters the
arena wearing a purple sleeveless shirt and sweatpants combo. He
slaps hands with fans along the aisle before entering the ring. The
two make their way to the center of the ring and shake hands.

This is the first
of two parental matches here tonight. Timmy Turners mother will be
going one-on-one with Jimmys dad here. Immediately following this
match, Jimmys mother Judy will face off against Timmys dad
David. Wanda explained.

From what I
understand, these matches were agreed upon between both families
after a tag team match between the two sets of parents that was
interrupted by that vile Vicky. This is going to be interesting to
say the least. Eustace commented.

The referee for the
contest met the two and explained the rules and made sure neither of
them carried anything out with them. Satisfied, he sent the two to
neutral corners and called for the bell to start the match.

A/N: Read and
Review. Well, April wins and Mandie finally gets Mark. Coming up
next, we will witness this match and the intros for David vs. Judy. I
am thrilled that so many people are enjoying this story so far. Just
two more matches before the Main Events everyone!

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