Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre – Chapter 9

Once more the
worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
collide in the ring. However this time its a little different.
This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The
stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the
brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only
available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines Day
Massacre!

Greetings
faithful readers! It is now time for parental warfare part II! In
this contest, David Turner takes on Judy Neutron. This match is one
fall to a finish with no time limit and all normal rules apply. Will
Timmys dad or Jimmys mom win? Read on to find out! The
disclaimer is in chapter one.

Bell rings.

The two start off
with a collar and elbow tie up before David shoves her off and into
the corner. He gets a running start and hits a dropkick that
levels Judy and sends her into a sitting position. He backs up again
and goes to drive his knee through her skull, but she moves and he
hits the bottom turnbuckle hard. Judy in turn nails a chop block that
sends David to his knees.

She pulls him up to
his feet and attempts a choke slam, but he struggles out and hits a
short belly-to-belly suplex that led to a quick two count. After the
pin attempt, David scoop slams her and follows up with an elbow drop.
He rolled her onto her stomach, crouched behind her and began
delivering cross faces to her jaw. After the forth one, she was able
to block the forearm and power out to a vertical base.

These two seem to
be trying to top what their spouses did in the previous contest
Wanda. I had a feeling that Judy could go like this, but in my
scouting of Mr. Turner I never expected to see this level of ferocity
out of him. Eustace commented.

Neither did I
Eustace, although Ive seen him tear into Sheldon Dinkleberg in a
Submission Match and even then he didnt have the fire in his eye
like he does tonight. I think he is thinking that he has to avenge
his wifes defeat earlier. Wanda replied as the action
continued.

Following a bulldog
headlock and a leg drop to the back of the head, Judy stood tall over
her fallen opponent. She let David get back to his feet while
standing behind him. Suddenly, she locked him up and hit a full
Nelson dragon suplex into a bridge for a long two count.

David tried to shake
out the cobwebs, when Judy charged looking for a clothesline. David
ducked and was able to shove her in the back into the turnbuckles.
When she stumbled out of the corner, he kicked her in the stomach,
went for and hit a sit out power bomb that resulted in a two count
when Judy managed to get her hand on the bottom rope as the three was
coming down.

That was either a
lack of foresight on Davids part or great wherewithal on Judys.
That power bomb shouldve finished this match. Wanda called.

I think it was
more of a lack of foresight Wanda. David shouldve known better
then to try to pin her that close to the ropes. Because of that, this
match continues on. Eustace commented.

He dragged her up by
her hair and hit a swinging neck breaker in the middle of the ring
then went to the outside. He grabbed the top rope and hit a slingshot
splash that drove the air right out of Judy. He didnt go for the
pin; instead he got her back up again and went for a vertical suplex.
Judy was able to counter into a suplex of her own. Judy floated over
into a lateral press, but David powered out at only one.

Judy went back on
the attack, going for a running clothesline. David ducked and was
able to catch her with a quick belly-to-back suplex. He ascended the
turnbuckles and was able to land a Seated Senton bomb from the second
rope. He picked her up, shot her off the ropes and delivered a face
buster. He shot her off the ropes again and bent down in preparation
for a spine buster, only Judy countered the attempt into a DDT for a
two count.

This match is
ramping up in intensity Wanda! They are pulling out all the stops for
the glory of the win here tonight! Eustace commented.

Indeed they are
Eustace. It seems that with the two Main Events, that everyone has
stepped up their game tonight in my estimation. Wanda replied.

Following the DDT,
David had rolled to where his head was hanging over the side of the
ring apron with the rest of his body in the ring. Judy took notice
and grabbed the top rope and nailed a slingshot Guillotine leg drop
from the inside out. She pushed his head back into the ring and slid
back in.

Back inside, Judy
continued to press the advantage, stomping away at him before getting
him up and shooting him off the ropes, looking for a spine buster of
her own. David was able to counter by stopping his own momentum and
clubbing her across her vulnerable back.

The momentum
switched hands just like that with that club! Ill be amazed if
Judy Neutron can continue much longer after that move! Wanda
called.

David hit an
inverted Atomic Drop then followed that with a short arm clothesline.
He got her up, shot her off and this time was able to hit the spine
buster. The pin attempt yielded a long two and a half count, much to
the frustration of the Turner patriarch.

David again tried to
get Judy to her feet, but this was met with a kick below the belt
that went undetected by the referee. With David reeling, Judy kicked
him in the stomach and set him up for her finisher, a variation of
the Unprettier known as the Maternal Instinct. David was able
to counter into an electric chair drop for a two count. Judy got up,
stunned that anyone had countered her finisher. She began throwing
wild jabs, which David was able to duck easily. He began to chop away
at her chest, leaving the portion exposed by her shirt a beet red.

David Turner
serves up a big plate of chops! What more can these two do to each
other in order to get the win here tonight?! Eustace cried.

Judy stood wobbly
before David as he sized her up. He hit a series of rights and lefts
that nearly took Judy off of her feet. She spun around after the last
right, which left David enough time to set up. When she came around,
David hit her with his Super kick finisher, a move he calls the
Turnabout. When an unconscious Judy hit the mat, David jumped
on top of her and got the one-two-three.

Here is your
winner: DAVID TURNER! Chet announced.

David Turner hits
his Turnabout and gets the duke in the last of our parental
contests! That was a wild match Eustace, but it is nothing compared
to what we have in store coming up next. Wanda said.

You got that
right Wanda. As intense as that match was, the next two matches will
indeed blow the roof off this beautiful facility. Were going to
start off with what I am calling the ultimate Money in the Bank
ladder match. Timmy Turner will take on his fiance Tiffany
Tootie McDonald with their upcoming marriage on the line. Take
a look at the long and storied history between these two lovers
turned opponents.

Video Package
(Set to My Way by Limp Bizkit)

(The scene begins
with Timmy standing by a fence in front of Dimmsdale Elementary
School)

When I moved
here all those years ago, I never imagined that I would find true
love. I remember the day I met Tootie like it was yesterday. Francis
began bullying her like he always did, but it was when he drew back
his fist that I knew I had to step in. I took the punch and the rest
is history. Im not sure if she began liking me because of the
bravery of the move, or because I was the first and only person ever
to stand up for her.

(The scene shifts
to Tootie standing in front of a church in Dimmsdale)

The day Timmy
first stood up for me; it was like I was looking into the face of my
guardian angel. I fell in love in that moment and I never looked
back. Even when he began crushing on my best friend Trixie, I still
loved him, knowing one day that he would see me in a different light.
Every night I prayed as hard as I could that the next day would be
that day.

(Timmy)

As we grew up,
yes I was freaked out by her constant hounding, but through the years
I began to see her differently. I finally began to realize that all
she wanted to give me was her devotion and love for eternity. We had
a long talk and decided to first try friendship, but everyone saw how
much we loved each other. There was no more denying what I knew in my
heart to be true: I loved Tootie more then any other female on the
planet.

(Tootie)

The night
Timmy told me that he loved me, it was like I was sent straight to
heaven on a one way ticket. My prayers were finally answered, and I
knew we were destined to be together for the rest of our natural
lives and through eternity.

(Both)

Then came the
wedding plans

(Timmy)

She has no
right to exclude me from planning our wedding day. Its as much my
big day as it is hers for Gods sake!

(Tootie)

I didnt
realize that I was excluding him, but what does he expect? Everyone
knows that the wedding day is more important to the bride then it is
to the groom!

(Both)

I will win
tonight!

(Timmy)

I WILL have my
say in this. I know I put it the option of canceling the wedding all
together, but I wouldnt do that to her. However, she has to learn
to respect my damn opinion!

(Tootie)

Its high
time Timmy begins to realize that Im not that little ten year old
that would follow him everywhere he would go anymore. Im an
independent young woman who can make my own decisions, especially
about MY day!

(Both)

Tonight, we
settle this once and for all!

A/N: Read and
Review. Coming up next is the first of our two Main Events: Timmy vs.
Tootie in the ultimate Money in the Bank Ladder Match! Thank you
again to you faithful readers for supporting this fic. I hope
everyone has a very Happy Holiday season.