Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre – Chapter 8

Once more the
worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
collide in the ring. However this time its a little different.
This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The
stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the
brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only
available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines Day
Massacre!

Welcome back once
more! It is now time for parental warfare part I! In this contest,
Hugh Neutron takes on Katherine Turner. This match is one fall to a
finish with no time limit and all normal rules apply. Who will win:
Jimmys dad or Timmys mom? Read on to find out! The disclaimer
is in chapter one.

Bell rings.

The two start off
the contest by trading hard slaps to the face. Hugh takes the
advantage with a side headlock, but Katherine fights out into an
Atomic Drop. She goes for a double leg takedown, but Hugh spins away
and dives out of the ring for a breather. After cautiously climbing
back through the ropes, Hugh finds himself staring up at the lights
after Katherine hit the double leg takedown, then he found himself
trying to keep his shoulders off the mat while not rolling into an
Ankle Lock.

The two got up, but
she grounded him with a headlock takedown. Hugh struggled to his feet
and Katherine shot him off the ropes, but Hugh hit a shoulder block
that sent her to the mat. He got her up, shot her off the ropes and
hit a discus punch that led to the first two count of the contest.

These two are
giving each other all they can handle early on! Can they keep up this
pace? Eustace called.

I think they can,
even at their ages. I understand that both trained extensively just
for this contest. Wanda replied.

After the near fall,
the two locked up with Katherine shooting behind Hugh and trying for
a German suplex, but that was countered with a standing switch. Hugh
went for a suplex of his own, but Katherine blocked the attempt,
causing Hugh to push her into the ropes and nailing her with a
dropkick. He stalked her, looking for an early H.K.O., but when he
went for it, she pushed him off and he went into the turnbuckle
sternum first.

She pounded his head
repeatedly into the pad, then turned him around and buried her
shoulder into his midsection. She back flipped to mid ring then
charged and hit a monkey flip that sent Hugh high into the air and
halfway across the ring. She hit a short leg drop and covered him for
a near fall.

The momentum
seems to have swung in Katherines favor ever since Hugh went for
that H.K.O. but got countered. Can she keep this up and win the
contest? Wanda asked.

Hugh Neutron is
quite possibly the most unpredictable person in either dimension. I
would not put anything past him as the match progresses.
Eustace replied.

Both got to their
feet and Katherine charged, but Hugh countered with a high back body
drop. With her on the mat, he ascended the ropes and hit a moonsault
that led to another near fall on his part. He dragged her to her
feet, hooked her up and hit a snap vertical suplex. He held on and
hit two more in succession.

He went out to the
ring apron and used the ropes to slingshot himself over the top and
hit a guillotine leg drop. He forwent the pin cover and mounted her,
slamming his fists into her as she tried desperately to block the
flurry of blows.

However, what Hugh
hadnt anticipated was that Katherine had the leg strength to roll
him over and lock in the Ankle Lock on him. He tried to kick her off,
but she locked it in tight. Hugh clawed at the mat and used his
weight advantage to drag himself towards the bottom rope. Katherine
tried to pull him back to the center, but he was too close and was
able to grab the rope at the last moment.

Katherine locked
in her Ankle Lock, but Hugh had the presence of mind to claw his way
to the ropes! Eustace yelled.

The question now
becomes: How much damage did that Ankle Lock do? Even if she didnt
get Hugh to tap out, she may have won the match right there! Wanda
replied.

Katherine went for
it again, but this time Hugh was able to kick her off. She stumbled
and tripped throat first on the second rope. Hugh caught sight of
this, ran and drove his knee into her mid back. He got her up by the
shirt and hit DDT, but he didnt go for the pin. He began to stomp
away at her leg and ankle before dragging her up, shooting her off
the ropes and hitting a high impact power slam for a two and a half
count.

He shook out his
ankle, trying to get the blood flowing properly to the affected area.
Katherine snuck up behind him and rolled him up with a school boy for
a quick two count. She went back on the attack, hitting a series of
left hands and a cradle suplex. Hugh slowly got to his feet, much to
the chagrin of Katherine, who kicked him in the stomach and went for
the H.K.O., but Hugh countered into a scoop slam.

Katherine went
for Hughs finishing move, but paid the price as he countered into
a big time slam! Has the frustration finally gotten the better of
Katherine Turner? Wanda called as the action continued in the
ring.

At this point, I
think it has indeed gotten to her Wanda. Going for Hughs finisher
was a big mistake, and it could ultimately cost her the match!
Eustace responded.

After the slam, Hugh
hit a couple of elbow drops to the sternum. Again he stalked her, and
this time was able to hit the H.K.O.; however it took several seconds
for him to go for the cover, so Katherine was able to shoot her right
shoulder off the canvas at two and a half.

In frustration, Hugh
got up and began stomping away at her chest. However, on the final
stomp attempt, Katherine grabbed his foot and rolled him into the
Ankle Lock once more.

She got the Ankle
Lock! Hugh is in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go! This
match is as good as over right here! Eustace cried.

Katherine ramped up
the pressure on the ankle as Hugh yelled in pain. He tried again and
again to low crawl to the ropes, but every time Katherine was able to
pull him back to the middle of the ring.

With a last gasp
effort, Hugh began trying to turn back into Katherine. Every way he
turned, she countered with more pressure on his ankle, which was
twisted at a grotesque angle. He was biting his hand and clawing at
the mat in an attempt to keep himself from submitting.

Hugh Neutron has
no choice left but to tap out! Wanda screamed.

His hand rose,
poised to tap out, Hugh whipped his free leg around both of hers,
causing her to trip and let go of the hold. Hugh quickly took
advantage and grabbed her ankle and locked it in on her. He
grapevines the legs and twisted her ankle to insane angles. Katherine
screamed and cried and cursed as he increased the torque on her
ankle.

With no way to
escape, being in the center of the ring, Katherine let out one last
scream before slapping the mat, symbolic of her submission to her own
finisher.

Here is your
winner by Submission: HUGH NEUTRON! Chet announced.

Hugh Neutron just
defeated Katherine Turner with her own finisher! I am stunned at the
turn of events that led to this! Eustace yelled.

Katherine
seemingly had the match won, but it was a last second leg whip that
led to victory for the Neutron patriarch! Wanda cried.

In the ring, Hugh
helped Katherine to her feet, and the two shook hands. They raised
each others hand in a sign of mutual respect, and then limped to the
back together.

Now there was a
rare showing of sportsmanship! Earlier tonight, we took a poll of the
audience on who was going to win both of the Main Event matches. A
surprising 88 said that Timmy would defeat Tootie while only 51
said that Jimmy would defeat Cindy. Here is what some of the
competitors had to say. Eustace said as a clip package aired.

Video package

Betty: Of
course I think Cindy and Tootie are going to win.

A.J.: My boys
are going to win, no doubt about it. They are going to represent for
all of us who have been oppressed by our girlfriends or wives.

Veronica: While
I dont want to see anyone get hurtmy moneys on the girls to
pull it out for all of us.

Carl: Timmy
and Jimmy are going to wipe the mat with Tootie and Cindy. I have
faith in them.

End Package

Well it certainly
is split right along gender lineswhen it comes to the Main
Events. No doubt that these matches will be highly entertaining to
the fans. Eustace said.

Im still
surprised that so few people have faith in Tootie to win. She is a
world class high flyer, and one mistake could spell doom for the
brawler Timmy Turner. With so much on the line, the slightest mistake
by any of the four could be costly. Wanda replied.

Ladies and
Gentlementhe following contest is scheduled for one fall!

Bark at the Moon
by Ozzy Osbourne begins to play.

Introducing
first: from Dimmsdale, California, weighing in at 188 lbs.: DAVID
TURNER!

David steps through
the fog, clad in a black t-shirt and red gym shorts. He makes his way
to the ring, a look of determination on his face. He knows that he
has to step up after his wife was defeated. He enters the ring and
awaits his opponent.

His music dies down,
and is replaced by Be Yourself by Audioslave.

His opponent:
from Retroville, TexasJUDY NEUTRON!

Judy steps through
the fog, clad in a green t-shirt and black track pants. She makes her
way to the ring with a little trepidation, not knowing what to expect
from the Turner patriarch. She enters the ring and sizes him up.

This is the
second of two parental matches here tonight. What must be going
through both of their minds after what we witnessed between their
spouses? Eustace called.

If they are
smart, they would put that out of their minds and focus on the here
and now. What happened between Hugh and Katherine is in the past, and
now David and Judy must face each other in this contest. Wanda
replied.

The referee went
over the rules with both, and then checked them for weapons.
Satisfied, he sends them to neutral corners and calls for the bell to
start the contest.

A/N: Read and
review. So Hugh wins the first of two parental matches. Coming up, we
will showcase David vs. Judy and a video package highlighting the
history between Timmy and Tootie. Thank you so much to everyone who
has enjoyed this story so far.