Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: St Valentines Day Massacre Chapter 11

Once more the
worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
collide in the ring. However this time its a little different.
This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The
stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the
brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only
available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines Day
Massacre!

Hello again! It
is now time for the Retroville Main Event! In this contest, Jimmy
Neutron squares off against his girlfriend Cindy Vortex in a match to
be contested under Extreme Rules! Extreme Rules means exactly that.
No count outs, no disqualificationsanything goes. The only way to
win is by pinfall or submission. Which one will take their beloved to
the extreme? Read on to find out! Disclaimer is in chapter one.

The crowd is buzzing
once more. The ringside area has been cleared of the debris from the
last contest between Timmy and Tootie. The camera pans backstage and
shows both Jimmy and Cindy making their way to the entranceway. Both
look fired up and confident as they stretch their bodies in
anticipation of the war they are about to endure.

Just like with
Timmy and Tootie, you can feel the excitement radiating from the
crowd! This is a match that most of us in Retroville never thought we
would see, especially after these two started dating. However, here
we are about to bear witness to a battle of epic proportions! I for
one cant wait! Eustace commented.

And just like
with the preceding contest, the level of danger is off the scale!
Extreme Rules are not something to take lightly, however I dont
think you need to tell that to Jimmy and Cindy. They know what
environment they are about to enter, and the risks that come with
it! Wanda replied.

They may be well
aware of the risks, but the reward is so much greater Wanda. There
may not be as much on the line as with Turner and McDonald, but that
isnt saying that it isnt as big a victory.

The camera pans one
more time from the announce team to Chet, who stands ready.

Ladies and
Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one falland it
will be contested under Extreme Rules!

Thunder Kiss 65
by White Zombie blares through the P.A. system.

Introducing
first: Born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, weighing in at 161 lbs.:
JIMMY NEUTRON!

Jimmy walks through
the fog wearing just jean shorts and sneakers, and soaks in the
adulation of the fans. He slaps hands with some of the fans along the
aisle before sliding into the ring. He stands and stares at the
entranceway, waiting for the woman he loves, as well as his opponent
tonight.

His music dies down,
and then is replaced by Dirrty by Christina Aguilera.

His opponent:
From Retroville, TexasCINDY VORTEX!

Cindy steps through
the fog in her trademark powder blue leather halter top and jet black
pants. She locks eyes with Jimmy and glares at him. She enters the
ring and immediately gets nose to nose with him. The referee steps
between them and pries them apart. He goes over the rules, and then
calls for the bell to start the match.

The moment the bell
rings, Jimmy dives out and roots under the ring for a weapon. He
pulls out a steel chair. He rolls back in the ring and stops short
when he spies Cindy holding a big stop sign. She steps forward,
swings, and he ducks out of the way. Jimmy then swings his chair and
Cindy ducks out of the way. She charges, but he is able to counter
with a deep arm drag takedown.

That leads to a
series of arm drags, the final one sending Cindy into the ropes where
she crumples in a heap. He pulls her out to the middle of the ring,
bounces off the ropes and executes a back flip splash for the first
near fall of the contest. After kicking out, Cindy rolls to the
outside for a breather. She didnt recover for long, as Jimmy
nailed her with a baseball slide, knocking her backwards into the
security wall.

You were right
Eustace; this is turning out just like Timmy and Tootie in the fact
that both Jimmy and Cindy checked their love for one another at the
door! Wanda said.

Jimmy went to pick
Cindy up, but she shifted her body weight and slid out of his grasp.
He went for a clothesline, but she ducked and kicked him right
between the legs. The male portion of the crowd groaned right along
with Jimmy as he doubled over, allowing Cindy to hit a bulldog that
sent Jimmy face first to the protective mats.

She then grabs the
chair that Jimmy introduced into the match and slides it under his
chin. She walks around and shoves Chet out of his chair and folds it
up. She goes back by Jimmy, rears back and slams the chair as hard as
she can down. However, Jimmy was able to roll out at the final moment
and the reverberations from steel meeting steel caused Cindy to cry
out and drop the chair.

Cindy was looking
to scramble Neutrons brains, but he had the instincts to roll out
of the way! Were back to square one in this match! Eustace
called as the action continued.

With Cindy rubbing
her hands together, Jimmy shook loose the cobwebs and rammed her head
into the ring apron. He rolls her back in the ring, but doesnt
follow her in. He digs under the ring again, but this time he pulled
out two items: a bulging burlap bag and a baseball bat wrapped in
barbed wire! He pushes the two items in the ring and rolls back in.

Jimmy Neutron is
definitely taking things to the extreme! Look at the deadly weapons
that he pulled out from under the ring, if either one can use the bat
or whatever is in the bag, this match is as good as over! Wanda
cried.

Back inside, Jimmy
didnt see Cindy gaining momentum off of the ropes. When he looked
up, Cindy came flying at him and executed a swinging neck breaker.
She drug him up by his shorts and Irish whipped him into the corner
with such velocity that he flipped up and over the turnbuckle and
tumbled to the floor.

Cindy slid out after
him, but was met with a punch right to the stomach. On his knees,
Jimmy fought with all he had. He had used a series of punches to get
back to a vertical base, but it didnt last long. Cindy caught him
with a kick to the ribs that staggered the genius.

It allowed Cindy to
smash his head into one of the monitors that Eustace and Wanda use
for commentary, busting the young man open. She rolled him onto the
table and climbed up after him. She set him up and hit her version of
the Twist of Fate, which she calls the Eye of the Vortex;
however the table didnt break due to some extra support being
added to the table in case of such a situation.

Cindy hits the
Eye of the Vortex! Jimmy Neutrons blood has stained our table and
our monitors! What an incredible move by Cindy Vortex! Eustace
yelled.

But she cant
follow up because this isnt a Falls Count Anywhere match Eustace!
Jimmy has to be dead weight at this moment, and its going to take
incredible effort for Cindy to drag him back to the ring for the
pin! Wanda replied.

Cindy had heard what
Wanda said and cursed herself for her shortsightedness. Jimmy had
rolled off the table in front of the announce team, and appeared to
be knocked out cold. She grabbed both of his arms and drug him to the
ring. She hefted him up on her shoulders and pushed him in the ring.
She rolled in and dove on top of him, but only got a two and a half
count when Jimmy weakly got his right shoulder up.

How in the hell
did he get his shoulder up? Wanda asked.

I dont have a
damn clue Wanda. Eustace replied, stunned at this turn of events.

Cindy slammed her
fists into the mat in frustration. She stared at the referee and held
up three fingers. While she was complaining, Jimmy had managed to
grab a hold of the barbed wire baseball bat. When she was done
ranting, she turned around and Jimmy buried the bat into her abdomen.
With Cindy doubled over, Jimmy drove the barbed wire into her back.

With Cindy on her
knees, Jimmy walked over to the bag and held it up high for all to
see. The crowd cheered as he opened it up, and the cheers became
deafening as he poured thousands of thumbtacks all over the mat. He
used his shoes to spread them out then turned his attention back to
his girlfriend.

Oh my God, this
has to be taking things too far! How can he even think of
using thumbtacks on his girlfriend?! Wanda yelled.

Desperate times
call for desperate measures Wanda. Now we know why Neutron wanted
this to take place under Extreme Rules! Eustace replied.

He waited for Cindy
to get back to her feet. Once she did, he kicked her below the belt
and set her up for his finisher: a variation of the Sky High called
the I.Q. Drop. He held her up and dropped her right onto the
thumbtacks.

HOLY CRAP!
both commentators cried out upon impact.

Since it was a
sit-out power bomb, Jimmy was in perfect position for the pin. It was
academic as the referee bent and counted the one-two-three.

Here is your
winner: JIMMY NEUTRON! Chet announced as the crowd went wild.

Jimmy celebrated in
the ring as the referee checked on the welfare of Cindy. Suddenly his
music was cut off, and Timmys entrance music rang out through the
arena.

What in the world
could Timmy want? Eustace yelled.

Timmy made his way
down to the ring with his right arm in a sling. He climbed in the
ring and called for a microphone.

You know, when
Jimmy and I first came up with the idea for this event, we also knew
that there was only one way to end the show, no matter what the
outcome of our matches were. So I would like every guy in the back to
come on down. Timmy stated.

The song Cowboys
from Hell by Pantera blared through the speakers as every guy
(sans Mark of course) made their way to the ring. The referee had
helped Cindy out of the ring, and she was staring incredulously at
every male in the ring. Jimmy asked for another microphone, and
waited for the music to die away to begin to speak.

We knew that
there might be some animosity coming our way from the girls, no
matter who won the contests. So Timmy and I, along with everyone else
decided to show some class and toast our wives, fiances, and
girlfriends. So boys, lets have ourselves a good old fashioned
beer bash!

The timekeeper began
dishing out cans of beer. They all turned towards the entranceway and
toasted before downing their beers. To their shock, Everytime We
Touch began to play, and down came Tootie along with the other
women (minus Vicky). They made their way to the ring and stood with
Cindy looking up at the guys. Tootie received a microphone of her own
and began to speak.

You know, after
everything that has happened tonightI must say that I am surprised
that you guys would do something like this. While we appreciate the
gesture, Im upset that you didnt invite us down to drink with
you. She stated calmly. She, along with the rest entered the ring
and stood toe to toe with the guys.

Timmy and Jimmy
looked at one another, and then called for beers for the women. They
handed the cans to their respective ladies before wrapping them up
and kissing them. The crowd went wild as all the participants in the
event found their significant other and hugged and kissed them. Then
Tootie turned to Timmy and spoke once more.

Timmy, I love you
more then anything in this world. I want you to be more involved with
the planning of our wedding. she began with tears brimming.
Speaking of which, Ive decided to cash in my Money in the Bank
for lack of a better term at our next event! she finished.

Timmy turned away,
and then turned back with a big smile on his face. He bent down and
brushed his lips against hers as the crowd went crazy over the
announcement. They exited the ring, followed closely by Jimmy and
Cindy, and the four made their way up the ramp as the rest celebrated
in the ring.

You have been
watching The St. Valentines Day Massacre, from the Purple Flurp
Arena in Retroville, Texas. Thank you so very much for tuning in for
this momentous occasion, and we hope you tune in for our next event,
which I guess we can call: Wedded Bliss. For Eustace Styrch,
this is Wanda Geronimo saying: Goodnight from Retroville! she said
as the four raised their arms in victory as the show faded to black.

The
End.

A/N: Read and
Review. Well, thats the show ladies and gentlemen. I hope you have
enjoyed reading it as much as I have enjoyed writing it. I have one
last chapter left, just a quick rundown of the card and the results
of every match. Thank you once more to everyone who has reviewed
through the course of this fic.