Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The Expectants II – Chapter 4

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3. One Simple Rule For Dating My Adult Daughter

Juandissimo stepped out of the shower, swishing his towel around and singing loudly. He loved the acoustics in Blondas bathrooms; they made his voice sound even sexier than usual. He waved his towel around, pretending he was a matador as he hummed what he thought what was an appropriate matadorial tune. His fun was interrupted by when he heard a voice behind him say, Hello Magnifico.

Juandissimo span around with an expression of terror. In front of him floated Big Daddy, a smile on his face and his eyes narrowed.

Juandissimo yelped and quickly wrapped the towel around himself.

Big Daddy sir, I was not expecting you to be there.

No, you wouldnt. I was just passing and thought Id stop by so we could have a little chat. We have some things to discuss.

Dodo we? asked Juandissimo nervously.

Yes, said Big Daddy. We do. He moved to float in front of a picture on the wall and seemed to be studying it. Do you know why I let Cosmo live after I found out Wanda was pregnant? he asked conversationally.

Juandissimo gulped and shook his head.

Because he was her husband. And, as much as I hate to say it, it was his right as her husband to get her pregnant. Do you know what I mean?

Juandissimo nodded again, unable to speak.

You, on the other hand Juandissimo, do not have that protection. You arent Blondas husband. It was never your right to do this to her.

Juandissimo began to tremble a little and, feeling extremely vulnerable, glanced to where he had left his wand lying on the bathroom countertop. Panicked, he saw it had gone.

But you see Juandissimo, said Big Daddy, twirling Juandissimos wand between his fingers. Im a reasonable man. I believe in giving people chances. Which is why Im giving you the chance to marry Blonda before the baby is born. If you dont, Magnifico, Im afraid Im gonna have to hurt you as much as you hurt my little girl. Are we clear on that?

Juandissimo nodded, and Big Daddy threw him his wand.

Good boy. Oh, and if Blonda asks, this conversation never happened.

Juandissimo nodded once more, and Big Daddy left with a satisfied smirk on his face.

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Cosmo, do you hear that?

Cosmo, lying next to Wanda, listened intently for a few moments. Uhm, I cant hear anything.

Exactly! said Wanda happily. No Alska crying!

Oh yeah! said Cosmo, a grin spreading over his face. Maybe shes learnt how to sle

Shhh! hissed Wanda, slapping a hand over Cosmos mouth. Dont jinx it!

But

Just shut up and kiss me.

Without another word of protest, Cosmo quickly obliged. When was the last time hed kissed her like this? Cosmo didnt remember, and right now he didnt care. All he knew was that it ended way too soon as a cry came from Allies room. They pulled apart and sighed.

Ill go, volunteered Cosmo woefully. He floated out of bed and out into Allies room. Couldnt you have waited just a little bit? he asked his daughter, who immediately quietened at being picked up.

Alska still giving you two trouble is she? asked a voice behind him. Cosmo turned around and saw Big Daddy floating in the doorway.

Yeah, answered Cosmo with a shrug and a sigh. Hey, where did you go today?

I just had some business to do, answered Big Daddy as he floated over. Hows my favourite grandkid tonight? he said with a smile, lovingly tickling Alska.

Youll have another grandkid soon you know, said Cosmo. Big Daddy hissed softly.

Dont remind me.

Cosmo was silent for a little while, watching Big Daddy tickle Allie.

Why dont you like Juandissimo? he asked suddenly.

Big Daddy looked surprised for a moment, before smiling. I thought you would have understood, being a father yourself now. Seeing Cosmos blank look, Big Daddy sighed and rolled his eyes. Okay Cosmo. Just imagine Alskas all grown up and shes dating. Now just imagine shes dating someone you know isnt nearly good enough for her. Then imagine that low-life violates your little girl. Big Daddy saw the growing look of disgust and horror on Juandissimos face as he held Alska a little tighter. Thats exactly what Juandissimo did, and thats why I dont like him.

Oh, said Cosmo. I get it. He thought for a moment before realising something. Thats why you dont like me isnt it? he asked sadly. Because you think Im not good enough for Wanda.

Yes, said Big Daddy thoughtfully. You arent good enough for Wanda. But you love her Cosmo, and you married her. That counts for something, dont you think?

Yeah, said Cosmo, cheering up. Yeah, it does!

Here, Ill take Alska, said Big Daddy. You get back to bed.

But said Cosmo, as Big Daddy took Alska from his arms. He loved being with Alska and holding her at night. But then again, there was Wanda waiting for him in the next room

Goodnight Allie, whispered Cosmo, kissing her on the forehead. He said goodnight to Big Daddy and then flew back to his and Wandas room.

Hey Wanda, Big Daddys looking after Alska, which means we canWanda?

Looking closely, Cosmo could see Wanda had fallen asleep exactly where hed left her. Sighing, he got back into bed next to her, and was soon fast asleep himself.