Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: New Friends Join The Party Chapter 17

Hey! it’s an Epilogue aren’t you happy? Thanks to my few loyal reviewers and people that read this, though if you did read all the way through but didn’t review now’s your last chance!

Three days later.

Wow, you are crazy.

And Im proud of it.

Timmy goggled as Jess stood over a strange device lying on the workbench in front of her. Heres and easy one, hand me that Philips head screwdriver.H She said as she flipped the device over.

Here. Timmy handed her a screwdriver and sighed. Youre cooped up in here all day, dont you ever get out?

Dont really need to. Jess said as she took the screwdriver and started to tighten the screw only to find the screwdriver didnt fit. What the? She sighed and looked at it. Timmy, this is a flathead.

What? No itsyes it is. He frowned at the screwdriver. I was sure I picked up the right one. He looked back over to where the screwdriver was.

Jess followed his gaze. There wasnt another screwdriver there. Thats weird, unless. After pushing her welding goggles to the top of her head, she got up and was closely followed by Timmy. Before they reached the doorway she turned around and put her finger to her lips, telling Timmy to be quiet. She threw open the door and spun out, her lab coat following in a strange billow. BOO!

Jake jumped, currently in human form. Thanks Jess, youre trying to scare me to death now?

No, just annoyed you switched my screwdriver on me. Jess smiled. So whatd you get?

Jake sighed and handed over the bag. So you didnt go looking around this time?

Timmy smiled. She figured it out right away.

Youve caught on to my dastardly plans? I shall make sure it never happens again! With that Jake ran off. Now I will make sure the train is properly put away so we dont run into even more trouble, like last time!

Jess briefly looked up from examining a strange looking tool. I have no idea where he gets these weird bursts. She muttered.

Lighten up, you need the fun. But now I must know. What is he talking about? Meaning the train? Timmy asked as he watched Jake turn a corner and headed toward one of the old barns.

Ill show you. Its easier than explaining. Jess went back inside briefly and returned with two hover boards, a blue one and a green one. After tossing those to the ground the two of them skated to the barn Jake had ran to.

Timmy was surprised at how quickly he had picked up hover boarding, but nothing could prepare him for the shock as they rounded the corner. Its a freaking steam train.

Jess nodded. Yep, She said briefly, and it time travels too.

A white and black spotted boarder collie came outside from the inside of the train then barked at Jess in a strange way that almost seemed like talking.

Yea, he did try the screwdriver thing again; Ive caught on by now though. Jess said, apparently addressing the dog.

Jess, Timmy started carefully. Why are you talking to your dog if it apparently isnt Jake?

Jess looked up. Oh, this is Rusty. She paused. Go get Jake will ya Rust?

Rusty barked in compliance and went off inside the barn.

Timmy looked at Jess strangely, who just muttered wait.

Jake came back, trailed by Rusty. Whats up? He asked setting down the box he was carrying.

You mind? Timmy can know about Rusty. Jess asked.

Jake nodded, pulling his wand out of his front pocket. After a quick poof Timmy could see Rusty for what he really was, a cyborg. Part of his head was mechanical and all four legs had at least a patch of metal somewhere.

Surprised? Rusty asked.

Jess, your dog talked to me. Timmy said, stunned.

Yes, Im fully aware of that. Jess said stepping up into the train.

Dont think I can explain myself? Rusty asked sitting down. Timmy continued being stunned.

Jess popped back out of the train. He got hit on the main road back there a while ago, I found him half deceased, too dead for our vets to fix. I knew of a cybernetics company in the future that was saving animals if they could test their cybernetics material.

And now Im capable of human communication, can run 10 times as fast as an average dog, and dont eat or drink. Rusty finished for her, trotting over for a pat.

Jess gave rusty a scratch behind the ear. Hes still obviously a dog though. Jake has to keep the digital stuff hidden, even I couldnt explain that.

Im not obviously a dog. I can resist things regular dogs cant. Rusty said indignantly.

Jess raised an eyebrow. Really, you want to bet? She reached down and picked up a stick and threw it out into the grass. Fetch.

Rusty tried to resist, then I got it! He took off towards where the stick had fallen.

Timmy watched the dog go. This is to weird, he paused, even for you.

Jake poofed the rest of the boxes away. Where are Cosmo and Wanda anyway?

Timmy looked up. They went for a surprise wand inspection. Jorgen came and got them. Why?

Just wondering, theyre usually around thats all. Jake frowned. That means hell be calling me soon too. Great, Ill have to get ready. Ill be back soon guys.

As soon as he turned around there was a large BOOM in the shape of a mushroom cloud.

Im not giving you time to get ready! Jorgen boomed.

Jake attempted a smile as he poofed back into fairy form. Yeaabout that, he shrunk back at Jorgens glare.

Rusty came back trying to explain fetching was one of the things he could not overcome because that part of his brain was still intact. Oh. Hi Jorgen. He said, monotone, as he dropped the stick.

Puny humans and dog, Jorgen said getting Jess more than a little ticked off, Jake will be back in approximately seven hours. He grabbed the back of Jakes jacket and left leaving another mushroom cloud in his wake.

Jess sighed, faintly annoyed. Ich kann nicht glauben Sie, das er gerade sich oben wie arriba caplicacin de ley una de actualmenteomo se. Va a m’obtenir dans l’ennui avec l’application de loi une de de nos jours.

Timmy looked at Jess incredulously. What the heck was that?

Rusty looked up at Jess. I think you just said I can’t believe he just shows up like that. It’s going to get me in trouble with law enforcement one of these days, in German, Spanish, and He paused. Was that French?

Yea, thats pretty much it. Jess muttered as she stepped onto the trains stairs and sat down.

Wow, impressive. Timmy muttered under his breath. You need to get out more, you know that? He asked Jess.

Yea, no where interesting to go though. Jess muttered. The DeLorean made for a few interesting trips other places though. Never let Jake loose in New Orleans, I think he got drunk last time. She chuckled. That was a really weird trip.

Timmy looked surprised. Jorgen didnt find out?

Nah, only magical time machines can be tracked by the fairy counsel, mine are completely mechanical. Jess frowned. I do need to get off this farm though, gets kinda depressing after a while. She idly picked up a wrench that had been left on the stair then put it back down for lack of anything better to do.

Timmy looked around. Seems like it would. Maybe you should meet some of my friends, and its already 5 oclock, come over for dinner?

That was pretty much what I least expected you to say. Jess looked at him skeptically. Youre kidding right?

No, trust me my parents wont care. Dinners at 6:30 at my place so Id have to be going soon anyway. Timmy shrugged. Without Jake around what do you eat?

Eh, depends. Sometimes theres something good in the freezer. Jess bit her bottom lip. You sure itd be ok?

Yea! Dont worry about it. Besides I think Vickys coming over afterwards while my parents go out. Maybe you being there will convince them to let you stay and not have Vicky come. Timmy said the last bit with utter distain for the babysitter.

You know what, Ill come just to stop her from doing so. Jess nodded. Will have to change though, She noted to herself. Dont need to give the wrong impression. But, just incase Vicky would show up, She stood up and took something from inside the train. Dont need her getting any ideas. The last remaining electric pistol from their adventure, albeit with a more polished design, gleamed in the setting sun.

The End.