Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: A Taste of Freedom Chapter 2

Chapter
2

Cosmo blinked. Where
was he? His sides were on fire, and he could briefly make out the
whisperings of others around him. Feeling his stomach rise and fall,
Cosmo opened his eyes just long enough to squint at the blaring light
seething into him. The poisonous scent of antiseptic tingled his
nose, and coughing, let his vision adjust.

Hes coming
to!

Cosmo painfully
turned his head to see who had spoken. A fairy nurse, chubby and
dressed in blue, floated over his head, smiling reassuringly and
bearing a cup of orange juice. You gave us quite a shock there,
mister, he grinned, pushing a button on the fold-up hospital bed.
There was a rrrrr-ing noise, and Cosmo felt his guts crunch together
as it folded into a sitting position. You were out for three days.
Hot wands, you took the worst beating of all at the Hanikonorii
attack!

Hanikonorii? Oh,
thats right. He had nearly been killed. Where am I? he
slurred, shakily accepting the orange juice and taking a polite sip.

Fairyworld,
Mister Samhouri. Hows your head?

Cosmo stared at him
from beyond the bandages swathing his face.

Sorry
rhetorical question.

Cosmo set the glass
down between his legs, staring at the ochre liquid sloshing around
citrine ice cubes. Straining his sight, he observed every last detail
of the drink, and came up with these thoughts: What? No pulp?

Apparently, the word
pulp flicked on a little switch in his simplistic brain, and he
suddenly remembered what he was worrying about. Wheres Wanda?
he asked.

The nurse laughed
good-naturedly, encouraging Cosmo to drink just a little bit more.
Your wife is fine. Shes in the waiting room now! Youre lucky
to have such a woman as hershe camped out here while you were
unconscious!

Oh, cool, said
Cosmo with a light nod. Can I see her?

Of course! Here,
let me change your IV, and Ill bring her right in! Cosmo winced
while he fooled with the equipment, then the nurse, using his fairys
wand to poof himself out of the room, and was gone.

Cosmo slumped back
down, eyes dancing with the sloshing patterns of the drink. It was
fascinatinghe was so transfixed that Wandas arrival didnt
even register with him for a few moments.

Wanda gave a wave,
and tugged her un-kept, sorry self to where Cosmo sat, weary and
dejected. Her voice was a grackle squawk as she touched his matted,
green hair, yawning and rubbing the sand from her eyes.

Did you have a
good night, Sleeping Beauty? she asked, sneer tugging at the
corner of her lips.

Cosmo stuck his
tongue out at her and gave her the thumbs up. Cant say so
much for a comfortable one, he giggled.

Wanda relaxed. So
the taser-gun hadnt addled him up too much, after all. But then
again Cosmo was always addled.

Hows life on
the outside? Cosmo turned around, but when he saw that his
hospital gown was the sort of garment that tied loosely in the back
and showed his boxers, he flopped back into default position.

Wanda grimaced and
reached into her pocket, pulling out a newspaper clipping she had
saved.

Whats this?
Wanda handed it to him, and Cosmo skimmed it over, brow darkening.
What? They outlawed Hanikonorii?

Read on.

Cosmo got to the
last sentence and gasped. Theyre banning religion?

The governments
trying to break us, hun. That was from two nights ago. Look at
todays headline.

Wanda took out
another article, and this time read it aloud:

On the fifteenth
of May, at twenty-one hundred hours and fifteen minutes, the
Fairyworld Supreme Council met and discussed the tragedy of
Hanikonorii. Together, they have decided that the outside world is a
bad influence of the people. They passed the bill Operation Good
Day, which states that due one weeks time, the borders to
Fairyworld will be CLOSED permanently. Under no circumstances may a
fairy leave or enter the country. This also means that all citizens
must revoke their wands, pull out of Godparenting, and relinquish
their wings and all forms of entertainment from the outside world.
Those who refuse to comply will duly meet their Cancellation, no
exceptions. Otherwise, life will go on as normal.

Cosmo shrieked. And
thats all they wrote? he snarled, sending his orange juice
smashing to the ground.

Wanda nodded.

But what about
Katerina? Cosmo clenched his fists, remembering their young fairy
godchild, the girl with leukemia.

Wanda re-read a
sentence and raised her eyebrows at Cosmo. Theyre outlawing
Godparenting.

What? But they
cant do that!

Yes, they can.
Cosmo, are you aware of what kind of government were under?

Yeah, were
under the Supreme Council, formed fifty years ago

Wanda shook her
head. Euphemisms, Cosmo.

Euphemism?

Wanda forced a lame
smile. Sorry, sweetie. I know its a big word. Have you ever
heard of Communism?

Cosmo shrugged.
Whats that?

Well, how do I
explain this? Remember in the 1960s when we were the Godparents of
that little boy in the Soviet Union? Fairyworlds sort of like
that.

You mean were
under Stalin?

Wanda couldnt
help sniggering. Um, no. Stalin died a while back. But were
under the same sort of system.

But were
fairies! Why are we under that?

Wanda sat down and
petted his cheek. You know how I used to work under the king?
Well, I get information. There was once this woman, low rank, you
know, under the fake name of Packleader Indigo who worked as
Fairyworlds head geneticist.

Arent you a
geneticist?

Wanda rolled her
eyes. I WAS. I quit my job Well, anyway, she created these
fairy-wolf hybrids, called the ASALUMAssociation of Sagacious
Arcane Liaisons United in Managementour Secret Police. She didnt
like the king. So she used the ASALUM to kill him and take over
the country, re-creating the government. She didnt mean for it to
turn Communist but people get bad ideas. Fairies, too.

Cosmos eyes
widened with fascination. Wow! This chick was some bold stuff!
Where is she now?

Wanda shrugged. I
dunno. She just disappeared. And you know what else? She never showed
her face once.

Cosmo returned his
attention to the newspaper clippings. Whatll we do?

Wanda leaned in to
his face, way close, and whispered: Ive hired an agent to
smuggle us out of this country. I have a friend in a remote area on
Earth well never be found there.