Gosh darn it Wanda!
Why are you so good at board games? My husband said after I beat
him at checkers for the 10th time.
knowledgeable. I told him. Its one of my special skills.
Oh yeah! he
retorted. Well do you know my special skill?
Farting? I asked
him. Burping the alphabet incorrectly?
No! he replied.
I can he thought a minute. I can he turned around
to face me.
I can do that stuff
and do more gross things like talking with my mouth full just like
Timmy can. And I can be naked when ever I feel like it!
Only when youre
taking a bath or a shower. I reminded him. Its just not
right to do it on purpose in front of public.
I can if I wanted
to. Cosmo said. If you let me. But you wont let me! If those
babies on TV did it, than why cant I? I thought this is a free
country, it is not? I wanted to add something, but Poof
interrupted our conversation.