Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Know your Stars Chapter 13

Here it is! Finally i got the chance to upload this! Enjoy! Yes, i do like making the announcer seem like a crazy guy. hehe hope ya all like it!

Know you stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…know your stars,

Norm The Genie

Norm: Ok so what are your wishes?

What do you mean?

Norm: You know the deal. You release me and I give you 3 wishes. You know. Havent you watched Aladdin?!

Yes I have and I know what you mean.

Norm: Ok so what are your wishes?

Believe it or not one of my whishes has been granted without magic. And Ill let you know my three later.

But are you so sure that I was the one who rubbed your lamp?

Norm: Who else could have rubbed it?

I donno? Maybe Domino?

Norm: Domino? What is it with you and this Domino? I already know he is made up.

SSshhhDomino can here you.

Norm: Ok loony guy!

Norm the Genie.Domino is mad at him because he doesnt believe in him and to all the non- believers he will kill them. Oh Norm you better start believing in Domino. Its your life on the line. After all he was the one who rubbed your lamp. And by the way he wants a sandwich.

Norm: Yeah. Oh how original. Uh Look! I dont care who rubbed the lamp! I just want somebody to make the wishes so I can go on with my life!

I thought you hated to be stuck in your lamp

Norm the Genie.He loves being trapped in his lamp

Norm: No I dont its cold and damp in there! Ive been trapped in there for years! Hey you know what? If you wish me to be free Ill give you extra wishes.. what do you say?

Norm the Genie.he has a green thumb.

Norm: I dont garden.

No I mean you really have a green thumb!

Norm: Ok whatever you say, you crazy loony guy. Are you ready to make a wish? I can change your world and make your crazy dreams come true then we will get this over with and you can go on with your crazy life and I can go on with my life!

Im READY! IM READY! IM READY! IM READY!

Norm: Ok then! What will it be?

IM READY! IM READY!

Norm: Will you stop that! And tell me what you want already!

Im ready! To say more stuff about you!

Norm: I see you watch a lot of TV.

Norm the Genie.His head is really big!

Norm: I dont have a big head it is normal sized!

Oh Norm, dont be afraid to admit things. We all have something that we find weird about us. Nobodys perfect!

Norm: Just stop talking about heads and get on with the wishes! If you want a big head I can arrange that for you.

Oh come on Norm! Dont be afraid! Admit it! It will raise your self-esteem issues!

Norm: Ok Im guessing in your world everyone self-esteem issues. And that Danny kid was right you have serious problems. Are you sure youre not the one with the self-esteem issues?

I dont have any selfesteem issues. Your head is big just deal with it! You should be lucky! At least it isnt as big as Dibs head!

Dib: MY HEAD IS NOT BIG! Why dose everyone say that?!

Hey! How did you get here?

Dib: I dont know. Every time someone says my head is big I just seem to randomly appear.

Weird

Norm: Thats weird? Ha! You should try meeting yourself.

Norm the GenieHe has 25 kids and his wife is mad at him for leaving her with them all

Norm: I dont have a wife.

Really? You serious?

Norm: yes

For real?

Norm: Yes!

Then who is this lady who was at the door?

Norm: Whaa. Probably some crazy fan of mine. Ladies love the Norm!

Really now? Are you sure they love you?

Norm: yes oh yes. I am verry attractive.

Well, this person is not a fan cause she doesnt spin and blow air on people.

Norm: Verrrryyyy funny

Now are you ready to meet your wife that you forgot about?

Norm: what? a woman holding a baby comes running in the room and smacks Norm in the face Hey, what was that for?

Woman: that was for leaving me alone for 20 years with all these kids to take care of! And most of them were accidents! These kids need a father! All I ever hear from them is wheres daddy? I have told them you were on a business trip so they will not find out the truth about you! But now I have no choice but to tell them!

Norm: I have no idea who you are! Or who you kids are related to! Could you leave me alone?

Woman: Really Norm? Really? Why dont you tell that to little Juelith here? Little Juelith! holds the baby up to Norms face

Norm: Ughhh.. gets smacked again I did not deserve that!

Ok the crazy lady was here long enough! Someone get here out of the room!

Norm: THANK YOU!

Woman: being taken away by security Dont forget Norm! Dont fooooorrrrrrgggggeeetttt!

Norm: Ok that person was messed up! Maybe you two should get married!

I dont think so.

Norm the Genie.His mother is a light bulb!

Norm: What? Are you sick in the head? My mother is not a light bulb! If she was a light bulb I would be a light bulb and hello! Since when do light bulbs reproduce?! But if you want them to I could make it happen if you want.

Oh Norm you are so funny. Acting like you dont know that. Oh that is priceless!

Norm: Ok you may be on a little too much medicine but I can make your crazy loony dreams come true. All you have to do is say the magic words come on you can do it..

Please and thank you!

Norm: What are you five?! You know what the magic words are.

I know.

Norm the Genie.

Norm: Then why dont you say them! Just say I wish and we can get this over with!

Will you PLEASE stop interrupting me? THANK YOU!

Norm: Now I know you did that on purpose.

No actually I wanted you to stop interrupting me but you really could learn those magic words.

Norm the Genie.his mother died this morning in a blackout! Oh Norm I am soo sorry! Now you are left alone in this world, hopeless, defenseless, having to defend for yourself in this cold world alone. I feel soo bad for you.

Norm: There is something seriously wrong with you. My mother is not a light bulb. Hey we genies are immortal! And what part of Powerful Genie dont you understand?! I havent even lived with my mother in years.

Norm the Genie.He is a little itty-bitty baby light bulb! Aww.. you are soo cute!

Norm: You and your light bulbs!

But thats what you are!

Norm: Im not a light bulb! What makes you think Im a light bulb?

Well lets see.lets start with the easiest, logical, and obvious one. Your mother is a light bulb.

Norm: Do you want my mother to be a light bulb?

I dont want your mother to be a light bulb! She already is one and because of that it makes you one!

Norm: Shes not one. But that might be pretty good. Then she would stop calling me. Hey, could you do me a favor?

What?

Norm: Well. If you make my mother a light bulb Ill give you unlimited light bulb wishes and you can use them for whatever purposes you want and help me to destroy Canada by turning it into a giant light bulb! And break it with a giant anvil! Wow that was a little out of charter But it might be a good plan. Who is in charge of this again???

Hhhmmmm Ill think about it now where were we?… Oh yeslight bulbs.. ok Norm what do genies live in?

Norm: Is this a jeopardy game or are you really this stupid?

Come on Norm you only got a few seconds here! Do you need a lifeline?

Norm: oh look its Mr. Who Wants To Be Millionaire Wow this is a real hard one no-account of Im a genie and should know what I live inLamps or the other term Bottles

Correct! Now find your happy place and in your mind replace the genies lamp with a normal house lamp..

Norm: what is this now therapy?

Norm, therapy is healthy for everyone!

Norm: Are you sure youre not the one who needs therapy? There is something wrong with you.

Now you are emerging your self into the lamp smoothly and repeat as I say there for I am a

Norm: Ok, Ill play this silly game with you there for I am a light bulb

See? You did admit it! I am soo proud!

Norm: huh what did I .. OH FEZ!

Oh and so is your mother a light bulb falls from the ceiling

Norm: haha veerrrrrryyyy funny

I dont think you should act that way in front of your mother! She just shattered!

Norm the Genie.he washes his lamp out with milk..

Norm: what? Did you make it a new cleaner in your fantasy world?

No..but you did say lamps were also called bottles right?

Norm: yeah. Oh FEZ!

Norm the Genie.died today as his bottle was given to a brand new baby boy. NOOOO! Oh Norm, I barely knew ye.

Norm: Can we speed this up and get on with the wishes?

YAY! You are alive!

Norm: Wow. Since when did you become Albert Einstein?

Norm the Genie.he thinks Im Albert Einstein..

Norm: uh ha

OH come on..you know who I am

Norm the Genie..He has no idea who I am

Norm: I didnt know you were hiding? Oh come on! Everyone knows who you are!

RRRIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTT

Norm the Genie..He misses Mr. Crocker and is madly in love with him

Norm: That guy? Why would I be in love with that guy? Im straight. And that guy is crazier than you are.

Really? If you dont love him than why did you give him all those wishes?

Norm: Because he wished for it and I have to grant it. Also, he wanted to destroy Turner as much as I did. I think he just should have sent him to mars.

If all those plans didnt work why didnt you just leave on the spot?

Norm: Did I already mention I had to grant his wishes until they were all used up. Though after a while I thought it was kinda funny seeing his plans fail.

I sense some love in here

Norm: Look Im straight and, I did leave him because I coudnt stand granting all those wishes for plans that wouldnt work. So then I had Turner wish him to mars for revenge! Hahaha.

Sorry things didnt work out..

Norm: You are really starting to bug me

Yay! Finally! Its working!

Norm the Genie..He is Bi.

Norm: How many times do I have to tell you Im straight!

Oh come on now..you admitted it earlier when your wife came in and when you said you left Crocker when things didnt work out..

Norm: Look.you are crazy, and I didnt say that, and that woman was not my wife!

Oh Norm..Norm..Norm.Norm.. We all know what it is that you know what with you know who.

Norm: uh huh.

Norm the Genie.his lamp has multi purposes! It can be used to hold milk, you can put your drinking water in it, shampoo, conditioner, liquid soap, bubble bath, peanut butter, apple juice, grape juice, orange juice, whine, beer, vodka, liquor, anisette, salt water, distilled water, ice water, melted stuff, liquids, fluids, all those other types of ids, smoothies, cleaning chemicals, vanilla extract, teriyaki sauce, soy sauce, toilet water, slime, sewage, the drain, and even stuff like toxic waste, and much, much, more! You can even use the lamp as a decoration! You can buy his lamp for only two payments of $19.95! Or it can be free! You chose! Call to order now! To order Norms magic lamp you can be any age! The number is 555-5551. I repeat 555-5551!

Norm: Hey Im not selling my house!

But, wait! Theres more! Call now and you get a free Norm plush, a book of ideas on how to use the lamp, and Norm himself will be in the lamp waiting for you to open it and you two will be friends for life! If youre lucky he will give you unlimited wishes! You better call now because he is getting mad and it might be harder for us to get him in there!

Norm: Im not doing that!

Sorry, you signed a contract!

Norm: what contract? a contract falls from the ceiling Thats not my signature and you people are crazy!

And now you know.Norm the Genie!

Norm: No they dont! Im leaving! Gong

sorry if it kinda sucked but the next one will be better.